Warner Huntington III Quotes in Legally Blonde (2001)

Warner Huntington III: You got into Harvard Law?

Elle: What? Like it's hard?

Warner Huntington III: Pooh bear, just get in the car.

Elle: No.

[starts walking away, sniffling]

Warner Huntington III: You're gonna ruin your shoes.

Elle: Okay.

[gets in car]

Elle: Oh Warner, do you remember when we spent those four amazing hours in the hot tub together after winter formal?

Warner Huntington III: Uhh, ye... no?

Elle: Well this is so much better than that! Excuse me, I have some shopping to do.

Elle: You're breaking up with me because I'm too... blonde?

Warner Huntington III: Well, no. That's not entirely true...

Elle: Then what? My boobs are too big?

Warner Huntington III: Excuse me, I'm sorry... are you here to see me?

Elle: No, silly. I go here!

Warner Huntington III: If I want to be a Senator, I need to marry a Jackie, not a Marilyn.

Warner Huntington III: How was your first class?

Elle: Oh, it was okay, except for this horrible preppy girl who tried to make me look bad in front of the professor, but no biggie.

[sees Elle in her Bunny costume]

Warner Huntington III: Hey, well, don't you look like a walking felony.

Elle: Thanks, you're so sweet.

Warner Huntington III: Pooh-bear, you're not serious enough...

Elle: [firmly] Well, I'm serious about this, Warner.

Warner Huntington III: No. I mean, I'm sorry but, you're never going to be smart enough for lessons in law.

[Elle silently, yet suddenly discovers that Warner doesn't respect her and never will respect her]

Elle: I'm never going to be good enough for you, am I?

Elle: Warner, what kind of shoes are these?

Warner Huntington III: Umm... black ones.