Kasey Quotes in Bring It On (2000)

[first lines]

Big Red: I'm sexy, I'm cute, / I'm popular to boot.

Big Red, Whitney, Courtney, Darcy, Carver, Kasey, Torrance Shipman: I'm bitchin', great hair, / The boys all love to stare, / I'm wanted, I'm hot, / I'm everything you're not, / I'm pretty, I'm cool, / I dominate this school, / Who am I? Just guess, / Guys wanna touch my chest, / I'm rockin', I smile, / And many think I'm vile, / I'm flyin', I jump, / You can look but don't you hump, / Whoo / I'm major, I roar, / I swear I'm not a whore, / We cheer and we lead, / We act like we're on speed, / Hate us 'cause we're beautiful, / Well we don't like you either, / We're cheerleaders, / We are cheerleaders. /Roll call...

Big Red: Call me Big Red.

Whitney: I'm W-W-Whitney.

Courtney: C-C-C-C-Courtney.

[Courtney makes cat snarl]

Darcy: Dude, it's Darcy.

Carver: I'm big bad Carver. Yeah!

Kasey: Just call me Kasey!

Big Red: I'm... still Big Red, / I sizzle, I scorch, / But now I pass the torch, / The ballots are in, / And one girl has to win, / She's perky, she's fun, / And now she's number one, / K-K-Kick it Torrance, / T-T-T-Torrance!

Torrance Shipman: I'm strong and I'm loud, / I'm gonna make you proud, / I'm T-T-T-Torrance, / Your captain Torrance.

Whitney, Courtney, Darcy, Carver, Kasey, Torrance Shipman, Jan, Les: Let's go Toros. /We are the Toros, / The Mighty Mighty Toros, / We're so terrific, / We must be Toros.

Kasey: Except, it's gonna cost us $2,000.

Darcy: Do I have the letters 'A-T-M' tatooed on my forehead?

Torrance Shipman: I was thinking more D-A-D-D-Y.

Courtney, Whitney, Darcy, Kasey, Missy, Torrance Shipman: [Cheering at the game] Aaaaaaalllll right! We're sweet! We got the whip, we can't be beat. We're the best, our team's too cool. We got the class to rock this school. Aww...

Isis, Lava, Jenelope, Lafred, Courtney, Whitney, Darcy, Kasey, Missy, Torrance Shipman: [Clovers join in, humiliating the Toros] Yeah! We bad, we got the team, we can't be had. We're the best, so score them points. You win the game, we'll rock this joint!

Courtney, Whitney, Darcy, Kasey, Missy, Torrance Shipman: Go Toros! Go Toros! Go, go, go Toros!

Isis, Lava, Jenelope, Lafred: Go Clovers! Go Clovers! Go, go, go Clovers!

Isis, Lava, Jenelope, Lafred, Courtney, Whitney, Darcy, Kasey, Missy, Torrance Shipman: Our game is fierce and we are hip, so get on back, you can't touch this! Our game is bad, we're without peer, so get that weakness outta here!

Isis, Lava, Jenelope, Lafred: Tried to steal our bit, but you look like shit! But we're the ones who are down with it!

Kasey: Courtney'll get captain. The guys love touching her butt.

Darcy: Yeah, she's got a lot to hang on to. What's the plural for 'butt'? On one person, I mean.

Carver: She puts the "ass" in "massive".

[Bends over to pick sometihng up, unknowingly sticking her butt right in Darcy's face]

Darcy: You put the "lewd" in "deluded".

Cheerleaders: [Cheerleaders from opposing team] Hey, Toros! / That's right / The red black and white / Guess What / Guess What / You really SUCK!

Torrance Shipman: Hey...

Torrance Shipman, Courtney, Whitney, Kasey, Darcy, Missy, Jan, Les: That's all right. That's OK! / You're gonna pump our gas someday! / That's all right. That's OK! / You're gonna pump our gas someday!

Darcy: Remember: They give extra points for alacrity and effulgence.

Kasey: Did we bring those?

Jenelope: We need $2,000

Kasey: Do I have ATM tatooed on my forehead

Isis: I was thinking d-a-d-d-y

Bruce Campbell: I'm not one of those shallow, sex machines like all those other Hollywood types.

Kasey: [behind him] Hey mister, you still owe me 100 bucks! And we still have to have sex!

Kasey: Hi, I'm Kasey, the famous singing prostitute.

[singing]

Kasey: I'm here to offer birthday greetings, and wish you lots of luck, and if you're really really lucky I'll even toss in a f...

Kasey: [to Sean] What do you want?

Sean: You disappeared up here with the painting, I think I have a right to see what you're doing.

Reese: Don't you trust us?

Sean: I just want to check for myself.

Reese: That's a no then...

Kasey: Come on, it's just a bit of stupid fun.

Reese: Funny... I'm not allowed to use that excuse...

Reese: Isn't this homey?

Mia: Just like uni.

Kasey: Though no one's drinking gin out of a pan.

Sean: Wouldn't we be in handcuffs right now if they knew who we were?

Kasey: No one knows we're here, not even Mia's dad.