Enrique Salvatore Quotes in Legally Blonde (2001)

Emmett: Did you take Mrs. Windham on a date?

Enrique Salvatore: Yes.

Emmett: Where?

Enrique Salvatore: A restaurant in Concord, where no one could recognize us.

Emmett: How long have you been sleeping with Mrs. Windham?

Enrique Salvatore: Three months.

Emmett: And your boyfriend's name is...

Enrique Salvatore: Chuck.

Emmett: Right.

[Everyone gasps/laughs]

Enrique Salvatore: Pardon me, pardon me. I thought you said friend; Chuck is just a friend.

Chuck: YOU BITCH!

Enrique Salvatore: Don't stomp your little last season Prada shoes at me, honey.

Elle: These aren't last season!

[looks down, gasps, runs back into court room]

Elle: He's gay! Enrique is gay!