Whitney Quotes in Bring It On (2000)


Whitney Quotes:

  • [first lines]

    Big Red: I'm sexy, I'm cute, / I'm popular to boot.

    Big RedWhitneyCourtneyDarcyCarverKaseyTorrance Shipman: I'm bitchin', great hair, / The boys all love to stare, / I'm wanted, I'm hot, / I'm everything you're not, / I'm pretty, I'm cool, / I dominate this school, / Who am I? Just guess, / Guys wanna touch my chest, / I'm rockin', I smile, / And many think I'm vile, / I'm flyin', I jump, / You can look but don't you hump, / Whoo / I'm major, I roar, / I swear I'm not a whore, / We cheer and we lead, / We act like we're on speed, / Hate us 'cause we're beautiful, / Well we don't like you either, / We're cheerleaders, / We are cheerleaders. /Roll call...

    Big Red: Call me Big Red.

    Whitney: I'm W-W-Whitney.

    Courtney: C-C-C-C-Courtney.

    [Courtney makes cat snarl]

    Darcy: Dude, it's Darcy.

    Carver: I'm big bad Carver. Yeah!

    Kasey: Just call me Kasey!

    Big Red: I'm... still Big Red, / I sizzle, I scorch, / But now I pass the torch, / The ballots are in, / And one girl has to win, / She's perky, she's fun, / And now she's number one, / K-K-Kick it Torrance, / T-T-T-Torrance!

    Torrance Shipman: I'm strong and I'm loud, / I'm gonna make you proud, / I'm T-T-T-Torrance, / Your captain Torrance.

    WhitneyCourtneyDarcyCarverKaseyTorrance ShipmanJanLes: Let's go Toros. /We are the Toros, / The Mighty Mighty Toros, / We're so terrific, / We must be Toros.

  • Courtney: Darcy thinks she should get captain 'cause her dad pays for everything.

    Whitney: He should use some of that money to buy her a clue.

  • Whitney: [Courtney and Whitney notice Torrance flirting with Cliff] Oh, don't play dumb. We're better at it then you.

    Courtney: You were having cheer-sex with him!

  • CourtneyWhitneyDarcyKaseyMissyTorrance Shipman: [Cheering at the game] Aaaaaaalllll right! We're sweet! We got the whip, we can't be beat. We're the best, our team's too cool. We got the class to rock this school. Aww...

    IsisLavaJenelopeLafredCourtneyWhitneyDarcyKaseyMissyTorrance Shipman: [Clovers join in, humiliating the Toros] Yeah! We bad, we got the team, we can't be had. We're the best, so score them points. You win the game, we'll rock this joint!

    CourtneyWhitneyDarcyKaseyMissyTorrance Shipman: Go Toros! Go Toros! Go, go, go Toros!

    IsisLavaJenelopeLafred: Go Clovers! Go Clovers! Go, go, go Clovers!

    IsisLavaJenelopeLafredCourtneyWhitneyDarcyKaseyMissyTorrance Shipman: Our game is fierce and we are hip, so get on back, you can't touch this! Our game is bad, we're without peer, so get that weakness outta here!

    IsisLavaJenelopeLafred: Tried to steal our bit, but you look like shit! But we're the ones who are down with it!

  • Torrance Shipman: We should get Big Red a gift. Or at least someone should say something.

    Courtney: Pass!

    Whitney: Good riddance. I don't believe in osmosis.

    Torrance Shipman: I'm not brown-nosing! She's the departing captain; she did a lot for this squad.

    [Courtney and Whitney both give her looks]

    Torrance Shipman: Oh, come on, both of you sucked before she whipped you into shape.

    Courtney: Oh, whipped? Is that what that was?

    Whitney: No one will miss Big Red, Torr. She puts the 'itch' in bitch.

    Courtney: She puts the 'whore' in horrifying.

    Torrance Shipman: You know, it's her last practice; how would you feel?

    Courtney: Big Red has no feelings!

    Whitney: Just testicles.

  • Whitney: [talking about Missy to Courtney] Excuse me, where did you park your Harley?

  • Cheerleaders: [Cheerleaders from opposing team] Hey, Toros! / That's right / The red black and white / Guess What / Guess What / You really SUCK!

    Torrance Shipman: Hey...

    Torrance ShipmanCourtneyWhitneyKaseyDarcyMissyJanLes: That's all right. That's OK! / You're gonna pump our gas someday! / That's all right. That's OK! / You're gonna pump our gas someday!

  • Darcy: The words "big" and "britches" come to mind.

    Whitney: She's crazy. She'll kill us all.

    Courtney: Some of us haven't spent the whole summer working out. Right, Carver?

  • Courtney: Tell me we're not actually continuing the masquerade and having try-outs. Let's cut the crap and pick somebody now! Whitney's little sister Jamie is really teeny. She'll be easy to toss, and she doesn't give lip.

    Jan: Just tongue.

    Whitney: Kiss my ass, Jan!

    Jan: I'd love to.

  • Whitney: The piranhas...

    Buck Gardner: What about the goddamn piranhas?

    Whitney: They're eating the guests, sir.

  • Harlan: I guess the minister is coming to baptize father so he won't have to go to hell.

    Whitney: He can't be baptized in a house. You gotta have water.

    Harlan: We have lots of water.

    Whitney: Not the right kind!

  • [while listening to the Eradicators perform during a school dance]

    Whitney: That band is playing the strangest music. Who hired them?

    Bob: You did, sweetums.

  • [watching the Eradicators perform at the prom]

    Whitney: [confused] This doesn't sound like a Zillion Kisses.

    Margaret: [giggling] Yeah, well, it doesn't look like them either.

  • Whitney: Wow, is that a new journal you got there?

    Lorna: Yeah. It's a travel journal. For emotional callbacks.

  • Whitney: [about Lorna] Do you think she ever saw a cock before this class?

    Beth: If she did, it was in a Botticelli.

  • Whitney: [about Lorna] She's homesick for Baltimore? We're in Rome for fuck's sake!

  • Lorna: Gosh! This village is so enchanting.

    Whitney: Lorna, are you having a journal-gasm right now?

    Lorna: Actually, yes. Multiple ones. I get to write about how beautiful this village is... and I get to write about what a raving bitch you are.

  • Lorna: [about Beth] Does she get, like, a really big allowance?

    Whitney: No, it's more like an inheritance. Her mom died when she was twelve and, like, left her everything. And so she keeps her dad on an allowance.

    Lorna: Really?

    Whitney: Yeah. She could pretty much buy Slovakia if she wanted to.

  • Make-Up Woman: I make you pretty.

    Whitney: Pretty for what?

    Make-Up Woman: For the client.

  • Whitney: I love that Lorna's the only one of us that got any action last night.

    Miroslav: Hey, I tried.

    Whitney: Keep trying.

  • Lorna: Oh my gosh! Could we go?

    Whitney: [Whispering to Beth] It sounds kind of gay.

    Miroslav: [while taking a flyer for the harvest festival] Excuse me.

    Whitney: Oh, we are so going to the harvest festival.

  • Whitney: [to Beth] Is he hot, or is he too Eastern Bloc?

  • Whitney: [to Miroslav] Come on, Borat, let's see what ya got.

  • Whitney: They're eating the guests, sir.

  • Taylor: What's more sexy than a man and his ironing board? Those perfectly pressed cuffs? Starch makes me horny. Mmm.

    Whitney: Are you a dirty little slut that needs dry cleaning?

  • Whitney: Little early to be drinking, isn't it?

    Aldo: It's five o'clock SOMEWHERE in the world.

    Whitney: Yeah, but it's two o'clock here.

  • Aldo: And how are the coupons, Mrs. Brady?

    Whitney: I already saved us ten bucks.

    Aldo: You are gonna make a great wife someday.

    Whitney: Is that a proposal, big guy?

    Taylor: Oh, no way. Aldo loves variety. He could never settle for just one guy.

  • Whitney: Well, you know what? I'm just trying to distract myself while I give Taylor some space.

    Aldo: Then knit me a sweater, homo.

  • Linda: Put your hands on my ass.

    Whitney: But you're my boss.

    Linda: Then do as you're told.

  • Taylor: How are the tampons, Whit?

    Whitney: Why? You need one?

    Taylor: Do your shoes match your bag?

  • Whitney: You're a lot more fun when you're not threatening me.

  • Whitney: No, no, I'm, uh, done chasing shadows; I'm here to lose my marbles.

  • Whitney: Oh no, are you okay? Oh my God!

    Jimmy: What happened?

    Whitney: I hit you with my car.

    Jimmy: On purpose?

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