Professor Callahan Quotes in Legally Blonde (2001)

Professor Callahan: Do you think she woke up one morning and said "I think I'll go to law school today"?

Elle: For that matter, any masturbatory emissions, where the sperm is clearly not seeking an egg, could be termed reckless abandonment.

Professor Callahan: You've just won your case.

Elle: I promised her, and I can't break the bonds of sisterhood.

Professor Callahan: Screw sisterhood! This is a murder investigation! Not some scandal at the sorority house!

Professor Callahan: Smell this.

Emmett: What is it?

Professor Callahan: Her resume.

Emmett: [sniffs the pink paper] Smells good.

Professor Callahan: Let the blood bath begin.

Elle: Here it is!

Professor Callahan: It's pink...

Elle: Oh! And it's scented! I think it gives it a little something extra, don't you think? Okay, well, see you next class!