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You have to make your wedding day all about you. -- DJ Jazzy Jeff
Those are the men who will dance at your wedding. -- Guy Madison
Even if it's your wedding, if you're a guy, it's boring. -- Blake Shelton
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It's important to still look like yourself on your wedding day, so I didn't do anything drastic. -- Lily Aldridge
I think if you're at the point where you're popular enough to sell your wedding photos to OK! Magazine then you don't need the money. -- Johnny Vegas
Where does it stop? You get offered money for your wedding, then for your kids, new houses, holidays... We earn enough from football and sponsorships, why do you need any more? -- Ryan Giggs
When planning your wedding you make so many decisions: 'Do I want this fork or that fork?' But in the end people aren't going to remember what napkin holder you choose. -- Lara Stone
You may invite the entire 35th Division to your wedding if you want to. I guess it's going to be yours as well as mine. We might as well have the church full while we are at it. -- Bess Truman
The real act of marriage takes place in the heart, not in the ballroom or church or synagogue. It's a choice you make - not just on your wedding day, but over and over again - and that choice is reflected in the way you treat your husband or wife. -- Barbara de Angelis
Never refer to your wedding night as the original amateur hour. -- Phyllis Diller
Women, be radiant on your wedding day. But make sure your soul matches your dress. -- Jason Evert
The sexiest thing in the world is to be totally naked with your wedding band on. -- Debra Winger
Air racing may not be better than your wedding night, but it's better than the second night. -- Mickey Rupp
you shall tie the marriage knot with the ropemaker's daughter and the cawing of the crows will be your wedding song. -- Jacob Grimm
If I can't wait for you at the end of an aisle on your wedding day, I'll wait for you in heaven. -- Lurlene McDaniel
Look back on your wedding And be filled with joy and pride Deservedly so, for the many years You've flourished, side by side -- John Walter Bratton
The inscription in your wedding band says 'forever,' Callie. And it means forever. I'll love you until I close my eyes for the last time. And even afterward, I'll love you. -- Diana Palmer
Some people have their marriages annulled, which means they never existed. Boy, talk about denial! What do you say when people see your wedding album? 'Oh that was just some play I was in. -- Carol Leifer
In 1996, the players at the VSB tournament in Amsterdam sent me a card for my wedding with this dedication, 'Anand congrats on your wedding. You were a great player, now be ready to lose 50 points'. -- Viswanathan Anand
Dear Alec and Magnus, I known we're not really close, but Isabelle just came by to drop off a pleated orange velvet tux that she claims I will be wearing to your wedding. Is this true, and if so, why orange? -Simon -- Cassandra Clare
The real act of marriage takes place in the heart, not in the ballroom or church or synagogue. It's a choice you make on your wedding day, and over and over again and that choice is reflected in the way you treat your husband... -- Barbara de Angelis
Plutarch rushes to reassure me. "Oh, no, Katniss. Not your wedding. Finnick and Annie's. All you need to do is show up and pretend to be happy for them." "That's one of the few things I won't have to pretend, Plutarch," I tell him. -- Suzanne Collins
What you don't catch a glimpse of on your wedding day- because how could you?- is that some days you will hate your spouse, that you will look at him and regret ever exhchanging a word with him, let alone a ring and bodily fluids. -- Nick Hornby
A wedding is a funeral where you smell your own flowers. -- Eddie Cantor
Your wedding is your red carpet moment, and while brides definitely can take some chances with style, you don't want to look like a fad. -- Reem Acra
I always had boyfriends, but I never imagined a proposal or a wedding. To me, that was like having a ball and chain round your neck. -- Sandra Bullock
I find weddings really boring. They give speeches, your aunt kisses you on the cheek, and you're at a boring table. But it's different when it's your own. -- Isla Fisher
The press is just not your friend when it comes to a marriage. That's why we didn't sell the pictures of our wedding, and we got offered millions of dollars for them, millions. -- Katy Perry
I would absolutely, definitely never sell my wedding pictures to a magazine. I'd like it to be a special day, not a photo shoot. And once you've done that, your marriage becomes everybody else's business. -- Katherine Jenkins
The proposal is the only thing that the guy has control over in the entire wedding deal. It is your one chance to make this moment stand out, not only for you, but for her. -- Drew Seeley
If you write a song, and you go into a restaurant, and there's a guy with a piano singing and he's playing piano, singing your song, or you hear it at a wedding or at an airport... it's fun! -- Jesse Harris
I love auditioning. Since 'The Notebook' and 'Wedding Crashers,' I don't have to audition anymore, and I miss it. You get to show your interpretation of the character. I get nervous when I don't audition. What if they hate what I want to do? -- Rachel McAdams
I see an insidious problem in the marketing of weddings as 'the happiest day of your life.' The pressure that is placed upon this event to be the alpha and omega of your entire existence makes it, I think, into a kind of nuptial New Year's Eve, and we all know how that usually turns out. -- Jessi Klein
On wedding day you should look like yourself at your most beautiful -- Bobbi Brown
The important question is, what will your wear for a wedding dress, Alexia? You look horrible in white. -- Gail Carriger
Proper wedding vows are more a promise of mutually binding future love than a declaration of your present love. -- Timothy Keller
Shot Gun Boogie, I wanted wedding bells. I'll be back little gal, when your pappy runs out of shells. -- Tennessee Ernie Ford
Alexander Graham Bell's wife, who said to Alex on their wedding night, Your three minutes are up. Never got a dinner! -- Red Buttons
It's scented! Your wedding invitations are scented?It's meant to be lavender.No, Dex - it's money. It smells of money. -- David Nicholls
It's scented! Your wedding invitations are scented?""It's meant to be lavender.""No, Dex - it's money. It smells of money. -- David Nicholls
To keep your marriage brimming, with love in the wedding cup, whenever you're wrong, admit it; whenever you're right, shut up. -- Ogden Nash
Your wedding will not be what you think it is going to be, no matter what you think it is going to be. -- Mimi Pond
What's happened to marriage? The wedding-industrial complex. Brides get swept up in this world of obsession - it has to be your perfect day. -- Dave Barry
To maintain your marriage brimming, with really like in the wedding cup, anytime you are incorrect, admit it each time you're proper, shut up. -- Ogden Nash
America takes credit for giving you freedom that you had anyway. It's like going to a wedding and putting your tag on somebody elses box. -- Doug Stanhope
The Cheesecake Factory is a great business model, but if you take your wife there for your 25th wedding anniversary, you might not reach your 26th. -- Scott Adams
She is your treasure, she must have a husband; I must dance bare-foot on her wedding day, And, for your love to her, lead apes in hell. -- William Shakespeare
If finding an apartment is like falling in love, buying one is like proposing on your first date and agreeing not to see each other until the wedding. -- David Sedaris
Newspaper columnist Dave Barry once wrote that the motto of the wedding industry is, 'Money can't buy you happiness, so you might as well give your money to us. -- Denise Fields

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