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My mother is a great hunter - she usually shoots our Thanksgiving turkey. -- Kirsten Gillibrand
Eight days ago, we were the toast of the town. Eight days later we're Thanksgiving turkeys. -- Wayne Gretzky
I love Thanksgiving turkey... It's the only time in Los Angeles that you see natural breasts. -- Arnold Schwarzenegger
We're having a traditional Thanksgiving - turkey, mashed potatoes, hat buckles, smallpox, genocide, a blue corn moon, etc. -- Bo Burnham
I really like Thanksgiving turkey... it does not take only time in Houston that you look at natural breasts. -- Arnold Schwarzenegger
There are a lot of New York City Thanksgiving traditions. For example, a lot of New Yorkers don't buy the frozen Thanksgiving turkey. They prefer to buy the bird live and then push it in front of a subway train. -- David Letterman
I have nothing against turkey. We eat turkey for Thanksgiving in my house. -- Marc Forgione
I'm vegetarian, but I love Thanksgiving dinner: faux turkey, stuffing and mashed potatoes. -- Leigh Lezark
A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen. -- Kin Hubbard
I'm not a big turkey fan, but my husband loves it. Thanksgiving is his favorite meal. -- Ruth Reichl
My favorite meal is turkey and mashed potatoes. I love Thanksgiving, it's just my favorite. I can have Thanksgiving all year round. -- Cindy Margolis
What a marvelous resource soup is for the thrifty cook - it solves the ham-bone and lamb-bone problems, the everlasting Thanksgiving turkey, the extra vegetables. -- Julia Child
Holiday binge-buying has deep roots in American culture: department stores have been associating turkey gluttony with its spending equivalent since they began sponsoring Thanksgiving Day parades in the early 20th century. -- Adam Davidson
In deference to American traditions, my family put our oven to rare use at Thanksgiving during my childhood, with odd roast-turkey experiments involving sticky-rice stuffing or newfangled basting techniques that we read about in magazines. -- Jennifer Lee
The truth is the Super Bowl long ago became more than just a football game. It's part of our culture like turkey at Thanksgiving and lights at Christmas, and like those holidays beyond their meaning, a factor in our economy. -- Bob Schieffer
I think I'm going to give my baby her first food on Thanksgiving, make her some organic sweet potato. I'm very excited! It's going to be a big day and my husband is in charge of the turkey - he's the chef of the family! -- Lily Aldridge
My most memorable meal is every Thanksgiving. I love the food: the turkey and stuffing; the sweet potatoes and rice, which come from my mother's Southern heritage; the mashed potatoes, which come from my wife's Midwestern roots; the Campbell's green-bean casserole; and of course, pumpkin pie. -- Douglas Conant
I'd love to give my girls a traditional Thanksgiving with turkey and all that jazz, but we've raised them to love Tuscan food so much that they don't care for it. My favorite is a nice polenta with beef stew and broccoli rabe on the side. -- Debi Mazar
I've been giving back since I was a teen, handing out turkeys at Thanksgiving and handing out toys at toys drives for Christmas. It's very important to give back as a youth. It's as simple as helping an old lady across the street or giving up your seat on the bus for someone who is pregnant. -- Queen Latifah
I'm blessed to come from a family with five brothers. We're all physical and athletic and like to work out, like to be outside, like to throw the ball around. We spent our entire childhoods on some kind of corner or in a field. We still do a Turkey Bowl every Thanksgiving. It gets competitive, man. Bloody. -- Danny Pino
love iz a big fat turkey and every day iz thanksgiving -- Charles Bukowski
Coexistence: what the farmer does with the turkey - until Thanksgiving. -- Mike Connolly
A two-pound turkey and a fifty-pound cranberry-that's Thanksgiving dinner at Three Mile Island. -- Johnny Carson
Detente - isn't that what a farmer has with his turkey - until Thanksgiving? -- Ronald Reagan
Any woman who votes for no-fault divorce is like a turkey voting for Thanksgiving. -- Pat Robertson
Radical historians now the tell the story of Thanksgiving from the point of view of the turkey. -- Mason Cooley
Here's a Thanksgiving tip. Generally, your turkey is not cooked enough if it passes you the cranberry sauce. -- Joan Rivers
Times are hard in the ghetto, I gotta steal for a living; Eating turkey-flavored Now & Laters for Thanksgiving. -- DMX
Thanksgiving without tension is like a Thanksgiving without turkey. It can be done, but it is not the norm. -- Mary Schmich
We're having something a little different this year for Thanksgiving. Instead of a turkey, we're having a swan. You get more stuffing -- George Carlin
Thanksgiving dinner's sad and thankless. Christmas dinner's dark and blue. When you stop and try to see it From the turkey's point of view. -- Shel Silverstein
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Save a life this Thanksgiving, and join me in starting a new tradition by adopting a turkey instead of eating one through Farm Sanctuary's Adopt-A-Turkey Project. -- Ellen DeGeneres
Thanksgiving is coming. I wonder what the holiday will be like at Dog the Bounty Hunterâ??s houseâ??obviously, theyâ??ll have a turkey with all-white meat. -- Chelsea Handler

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