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  • Love the fact we are not just married but we are best friends. -- Amanda Penland
  • Today, a couple with 'just married' tags collided head-on with a hearse carrying two coffins in the back, both of a married couple that had previouslydied in a car accident. -- Anthony Liccione
  • I just wanted to be married and to be happy ever after. -- Moira Kelly
  • It's just as hard... staying happily married as it is doing movies. -- Tom Hanks
  • I'm just afraid I'm gonna miss it all... being married... being a mother. -- Karen Carpenter
  • Getting married isn't going to make your relationship better. It's just a ceremony. -- Rob Lowe
  • I just think you should get married if you want to have some kids. -- John Corbett
  • Just want to set the record straight. I'm single and I'm not going to get married! -- Nicole Polizzi
  • We're into Nicole Kidmans, rather than the young girl who just got married in a tracksuit. -- Bruce Oldfield
  • I don't think a man should try to suppress a woman just because he's married to her. -- Lisa Vanderpump
  • I am loathe to get married again. I've been married enough; I just prefer to forget it. -- Hattie McDaniel
  • Just because you're of the same sex, what difference does it make? Get married to whomever you want. -- Famke Janssen
  • When I attained a certain advanced intimacy with a man, and I don't just mean sex, I married him. -- Hedy Lamarr
  • I just put on what the lady says. I've been married three times, so I've had lots of supervision. -- Upton Sinclair
  • I want to go back to Brazil, get married, have lots of kids, and just be a couch tomato. -- Ana Beatriz Barros
  • I just want to be married, or just engaged. Basically, I just want a ring. And the tax break. -- Christina Ricci
  • I don't think I'll get married again. I'll just find a woman I don't like and give her a house. -- Lewis Grizzard
  • I married the first man I ever kissed. When I tell this to my children, they just about throw up. -- Barbara Bush
  • Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house. -- Rod Stewart
  • Getting divorced just because you don't love a man is almost as silly as getting married just because you do. -- Zsa Zsa Gabor
  • Kids today don't want to get married. Too many of their friends have been married and divorced already. They just don't believe in it. -- Wally Schirra
  • If somebody says to me, 'Oh, you're gonna get married and you'll never be attracted to anybody else again,' I'm like, right, sure. It's just not practical to me on an emotional level. Just because I'm married, I'm not dead. -- Sean Young
  • I married her just because she looks like you. -- Lyle Lovett
  • When you're married with kids, you just think differently. -- Larry the Cable Guy
  • I don't want to be married just to be married. ... -- Mary Ann Shaffer
  • Why can't you just get married in Las Vegas like normal Americans? -- Meg Cabot
  • Me and my grandma are getting married. Just not to each other. -- Jarod Kintz
  • I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always -- Red Skelton
  • I just want to get married in a bathing suit... Deal with it. -- Kate Upton
  • When I do get married again, I'm just going to take time off. -- Janet Jackson
  • Do married people live longer than single people or does it just SEEM longer? -- Steven Wright
  • Dora and I are now married, but just as happy as we were before. -- Bertrand Russell
  • Just because I'm married to Doug doesn't mean I can't be here for you. -- Kristen Schaal
  • My own sex life is very monogamous and happy . . . just a happy married sex life! -- Tom Ford
  • A married couple that plays cards together is just a fight that hasn't started yet. -- George Burns
  • I can't be gay! I'm a happily married conservative, just like Ted Haggard and Larry Craig. -- Stephen Colbert
  • I just can't. I'm married. I made my bed and now I have to lie in it. -- Sara Gruen
  • I want just to be happy and peaceful. And that's not always the case when you're married. -- Olivier Martinez
  • After youve been married quite a few years, you learn to take orders; it just comes easy. -- Randy Travis
  • I just wanted my daughter to grow up, get married, have children and get divorced like everyone else. -- Cher
  • Just because youre of the same sex, what difference does it make? Get married to whomever you want. -- Famke Janssen
  • I'm married to a beautiful and talented woman who can lift your spirits just by looking at you. -- Mel Brooks
  • Just because you're married [to the president] doesn't mean you've given up your right to have and opinion. -- Nancy Reagan
  • I have been married three times and it just keeps better and better, but I'm going to stop here. -- Robert Mankoff
  • Was the Buddha married? His wife would say, "Are you just going to sit around like that all day?" -- Garry Shandling
  • For Colin Firth: You're a really great guy, but I'm married, so I think we should just be friends. -- Shannon Hale
  • I wish someone would have told me that, just because I'm a girl, I don't have to get married. -- Marlo Thomas
  • I married somebody half my age, and everybody thought I was crazy, but she is just an absolute angel. -- Dick Van Dyke
  • Just because you married doesn't mean you're not an individual person with your own wants and desires and needs. -- Joe Swanberg
  • A married man forms married habits and becomes dependent on marriage just as a sailor becomes dependent on the sea. -- George Bernard Shaw
  • I'm an entrepreneur. I'm married to an entrepreneur. So I haven't just sipped the entrepreneurship cool-aid, I bleed this stuff. -- Nancy Lublin
  • I'm still picking pockets--I just do it as legally as I can. Being married to a cop limits certain activities. -- Nora Roberts
  • I married him for a green card. We had a really great, caring relationship; it just obviously wasn't right for me. -- Portia de Rossi
  • I was young. I was newly married. And I had worked like a dog. I just wanted to live and travel. -- Sarah Michelle Gellar
  • I'm not married and I don't think that's going to work out for me. I'm not even bitter, I'm just exhausted. -- Mary Lynn Rajskub
  • I'm so sick of seeing these movies where married couples are just cuddling on the couch and caressing each other's faces. -- Leslie Mann
  • There's nothing wrong with being single and not getting married and being, you know, just an old single lady. Who cares? -- Joan Jett
  • I get nice letters, but really I have no idea. I just try to enthuse people. You've been married for 31 years. -- Alan Titchmarsh
  • Whenever I go out with other married couples, I like to bring along a single crackhead. Just to spice things up. -- Chris Rock
  • I have been very clear to everybody that just because I'm getting married does not mean I call myself a straight -- Anne Heche
  • A true artist is practically married to his or her art form so I just couldn't turn my back on it. -- St. Lucia
  • I have been very clear to everybody that just because I'm getting married does not mean I call myself a straight. -- Anne Heche
  • The closest I ever came to getting married was just before I started singing. In fact, my first record saved my neck. -- Elvis Presley
  • Finally, a human man saw me as intensely valuable. Just my luck he was happily married and thought I was a freak. -- Charlaine Harris
  • I tell my friends married life is boring, but that's just a fun thing to say to make single people feel better. -- Sarah Jessica Parker
  • I love being married. I was single for a long time, and I just got so sick of finishing my own sentences. -- Brian Kiley
  • You look at someone like Beyonce singing 'Single Ladies,' when we all know she's married. Some of it is just for entertainment. -- Katy Perry
  • I always feel bad for people getting married and spending upwards of a hundred thousand dollars. It just seems so absurd to me. -- Jack Black
  • Divorce is marital welfare.It's just couples asking society to bail them out because they didn't do enough research before they got married. -- Stephen Colbert
  • Why marry? If you're not married, you just leave each other and it's cool. Who needs the paper? To me it means nothing. -- Olga Kurylenko
  • Canada thinks we're married; we don't know it exists. Every time we tell Canada to knock it off, it just feeds the fire. -- Tucker Carlson
  • Mom and Pop were just a couple of kids when they got married. He was eighteen, she was sixteen and I was three. -- Billie Holiday
  • Behind every successful man,there isn't just a woman but a prayerful and hardworking woman.If not every married man would be successful. -- ABC
  • Kids today don't want to get married. Too many of their friends have been married and divorced already. They just don't believe in it -- Wally Schirra
  • I just don't know a couple that's been married more than three years that doesn't annoy the heck out of each other every 15 minutes. -- Patricia Heaton
  • I've been married to my wife for 60 years but it feels just like yesterday, and you know what a bloody awful day yesterday was. -- Frank Carson
  • Getting married has shifted my focus, in such a profound way. You just realize, "Oh, I can't be so selfish anymore. There's someone else." -- Jason Biggs
  • When life expectancy hit 95 years of age, married people around the world shouted, Enough! And just like that, the institution of marriage was reinvented. -- Katherine Valdez
  • If I meet my ideal woman, I want to get married straight away. And start making a world of just the two of us. -- G-Dragon
  • And since I just turned 32, I'm thinking about getting married, having a family, and that's very difficult to do on the road as a correspondent. -- Linda Vester
  • I was a married woman and I had a baby. I would have adored it, but I just couldn't do it because I'm a lady. -- Ruth Warrick
  • I got married six weeks ago. It's just a sweet thing. I haven't got a better word for it. It's an enormous amount of sweetness. -- Sonya Walger
  • I was doing what I thought I had to do. There was romance in the idea of being married. It was just the wrong reasons. -- Rush Limbaugh
  • That it's no good loving me because I'm never going to get married anyway and he'd just end up hating me later instead of sooner. -- Suzanne Collins
  • Love will never be ideal until man recovers from the illusion that he can be just a little bit faithful or a little bit married. -- Helen Rowland
  • According to a new survey, people who get divorced die early. People who stay married live longer. The difference is they just wish they were dead. -- David Letterman
  • I want to wait to have sex until I'm married. I do. I want to wait, but it's hard. I just want to live my life. -- Britney Spears
  • I always wanted to get married with just candles! I think candlelight is the most beautiful light there is and there's something very spiritual about it. -- Nicole Kidman
  • I was just going at this career - boom, boom, boom! Then all of a sudden, at 38, Oh, my God - I forgot to get married! -- Connie Chung
  • God's image is the married couple, a man and women, together. Not just the man. Not just the woman. No, both of them. That's God's image. -- Pope Francis
  • If I get married again, I'm just going to buy the woman a house and break up with her, because that will be the end result anyway. -- Ruqaiyyah Waris Maqsood
  • I didn't think marriage worked. I thought everybody who was married was secretly miserable - that it was something they just put up with for their children. -- Salma Hayek
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  • The problem is a lot of people don't think. The general bloke just goes through life, gets a job, gets married and all that, and that's it. -- Paul Simonon
  • If you gave me a choice between being married and being a baseball player, that's a no-brainer. I would be married any day. I just love it. -- Lance Berkman
  • If I get married again, I'm just going to buy the woman a house and break up with her, because that will be the end result anyway. -- Ruqaiyyah Waris Maqsood
  • If I found the right guy, I think I would get married. Maybe. I just feel like it's just a contract. Why sign any more contracts, really? -- Drea De Matteo
  • Now it wasn't just that Xena was bisexual and kinda liked her gal pal and they kind of fooled around sometimes, it was, 'Nope, they're married, man'. -- Lucy Lawless
  • I don't really know why I'm such an emotional person, that's just how I was born. It's a problem. It's not easy to be married to me. -- David Gray
  • I think the Olympic Games have been married to political statements. If I go back to Berlin in 1936, it was very politically orientated then, just with the Nazis. -- John Carlos
  • I kind of came to the conclusion after I did finally get married that love and relationships are just a series of horrific losses with hopefully one win. -- Justin Halpern
  • I didn't want to get married. What I knew of most men was something I didn't want any part of. I just wanted to work on my career. -- Eleanor Mondale
  • I've just concluded that for me personally it is important for me to go ahead and affirm that I think same-sex couples should be able to get married. -- Barack Obama
  • If we (Lauren and Jim) ever get married, we're just going to put helmets on, run into each other from a hundred yards, and smash together like rams -- Jim Carrey
  • I had seen Shawn Levy's movie just before, Just Married. And I think when I met him too, he's very smart and together and he's got it together. -- Piper Perabo
  • You get married and have kids, and you get sick of having the government take your money and tell you what to do. I'm just a conservative guy. -- Jim Jordan
  • Just because I was married to Aly Khan, people think I'm rich. Well, I'm not. I never got a dime from Aly or from any of my husbands. -- Rita Hayworth
  • Many married couples separate because they quarrel incessantly, but just as many separate because they were never honest enough or courageous enough to quarrel when they should have. -- Sydney J. Harris
  • Richard Gere's got this very old-school Hollywood charm. He has a presence that when he's in a room you just feel him. I mean, I'm married, but he's sexy! -- Odette Annable
  • Once you've married, be strict but just with your wife, don't allow her to forget herself, and when a misunderstanding arises, say: "Don't forget that I made you happy. -- Anton Chekhov
  • I love playing 'Radagast.' He's my new love, you know what I mean? I'm not divorcing 'Doctor Who.' I'm just going to be married to a few people. -- Sylvester McCoy
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