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There's always one teacher you had a crush on; for me, it's my wife's aerobics instructor.
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In high school, my sister went out with the captain of the chess team. My parents loved him... They figured that any guy that took hours to make a move was okay with them.
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My grandfather is hard of hearing. He needs to read lips. I don't mind him reading lips, but he uses one of those yellow highlighters.
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I love being married. I was single for a long time, and I just got so sick of finishing my own sentences.
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I went to a bookstore the other day. I asked a woman behind the counter where the self-help books were. She said, â??If I told you, that would defeat the whole purpose.â??
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