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They figured out a way to control that hamburger disease. You dip the hamburger into the scalding hot coffee before eating. -- David Letterman
I'll tug at your breasts like a thirsty child. Try not to burn your nipples in my hot coffee. While you're at it, I also like sugar in my coffee. -- Jarod Kintz
I used to think of that line in Allen Ginsberg's 'Howl', about the 'sad cup of coffee'.. ..I have had cold coffee and hot coffee and lousy coffee, But I've never had a sad cup of coffee. -- Robert Rauschenberg
What do you think you're here to do?'She paused a moment, gazing out the rattling side window at the distant mountains.'To help people along the way, ' she said, 'to bring them hot coffee when they're cold and scared to death and hangin' on for dear life. -- Stanley Gordon West
I'm here to tell you the coffee was hot, the orange juice was cold, New York's still there and Reagan National is back. -- Jim Gilmore
It is an intern's job to go for coffee for anyone who asks, preferably delivering it scalding hot and cupped in your bare hands! -- Kurt Braunohler
When I wake up in the morning, I just can't get started until I've had that first, piping hot pot of coffee. Oh, I've tried other enemas. -- Emo Philips
I am a total coffee snob and bore. If anyone makes the mistake of offering me 'a coffee' they tend to regret it - I'm worse than Mariah Carey, and the hot milk rider is completely non-negotiable. -- Rachel Johnson
I got invited to the Playboy Mansion with the Lonely Island guys after their first season on 'SNL,' and I sat in the corner drinking coffee and talking to Akiva Schaffer about what aspect ratio he was going to shoot 'Hot Rod' in. Like, that's what we talk about. -- Bill Hader
Everyone thinks I have a coffee plantation in Sierra Leone, but I have a cashew crop project. I wrote about a woman who owns a coffee plantation! When you are talking about a woman writer coming from a hot country, there's a complete assumption that she is writing about her own life. -- Aminatta Forna
I see people having fits because their coffee is too hot or their baked potato is too cold, or some random something is imperfect and somebody can be blamed for it. These people can fly off the handle and nobody says, 'Too much beef will do that to a person.' If it's a vegan: a clear case of alfalfa sprout poisoning. -- Victoria Moran
We put suffocation warnings on all the - on every piece of plastic film manufactured in the United States or for sale with an item in the United States. We put warnings on coffee cups to tell us that the contents may be hot. And we seem to think that any item sharper than a golf ball is too sharp for children under the age of 10. -- Gever Tulley
Clouds sink down the hills Coffee is hot again. The dog Turns and turns about, stops and sleeps. -- Gary Snyder
I just want a hot cup of coffee,black,and I donâ??t want to hear about your troubles. -- Charles Bukowski
I like my coffee hot and strong. Like I like my women: hot and strong...with a spoon in them. -- Eddie Izzard
Your husband is lazy if coffee doesn't keep him awake - even when it's hot and being spilled on him. -- Phyllis Diller
The mercenary finished his coffee in a single gulp, It must have been piping hot, too. Boy, he was tough. -- Jonathan Stroud
The superiority of chocolate (hot chocolate), both for health and nourishment, will soon give it the same preference over tea and coffee in America which it has in Spain. -- Thomas Jefferson

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