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I have funny bones. If there's ever any kind of tension, I'll always be the one to try and be funny to loosen things up. -- Matt LeBlanc
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To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone and a funny bone. -- Reba McEntire
A fellow who has a funny bone can learn to hone his skills, but I don't think you can develop a funny bone - you either have it or you don't. And by the way - when you get it, we don't know it. -- Carl Reiner
A good thing to have up your sleeve is a sanctified funny-bone. -- Charles Studd
You know who DOES have a funny bone in her body? Your Mom every night for a dollar! -- Tina Fey
You see, dear, it is not true that woman was made from man's rib; she was made from his funny bone. -- James M. Barrie
Poems for children help them celebrate the joy and wonder of their world. Humorous poems tickle the funny bone of their imaginations. -- Charles Ghigna
If you want to succeed in life...you must pick 3 bones to carry with you at all times: a wish bone, a backbone, and a funny bone. -- Reba McEntire
I got mugged. And they got my knapsack with my comedy notebook in it. So if anybody see two cholos bombing at the Funny Bone chain, that would be them. Just give me a jingle. -- Janeane Garofalo
The first time I went over to [my director's] house, he said to me, This is a very strange play. I was pleased that he reminded me of that. [He] understands the play [VENUS] intellectually and emotionally and the humor, the funny bone. -- Suzan-Lori Parks
Artemis: I am not buoyed by that. Foaly: You are not supposed to be buoyed by that. You are supposed to be equalized. Mulch: I'm pretty sure that both of you just made really horrible jokes. But I'm not sure because I think you broke my funny bone. -- Eoin Colfer
I pity the fellow who has to create a dialect or paraphrase the dictionary to get laughs. I can't spell, but I have never stooped to spell cat with a 'k' to get at your funny bone. I love a drink, but I never encouraged drunkenness by harping on its alleged funny side. -- Mark Twain
In comedy you sometimes have to look at the funny bone a little bit. So, that was the hardest part - was not offending. I'm not laughing at anybody. We're laughing together about who we are - and the funnier part of who we are. I'm (sure) not writing this and calling you a stereotype. I'm not doing that. -- Corbin Bernsen
I'm a terrific mimic, and you can feel my funny bone. -- Madhur Bhandarkar
I actually opened for Chris Rock at the Funny Bone one time. -- Adam McKay
I laugh every day. There are days when my laughs are pretty hollow. Dust comes out of your mouth, and your bones make a funny sound. But I'm laughing. -- James L. Brooks
I don't have this weird, natural funny bone that constantly comes out. It's not like my every instinct is to be funny, and I'm always having to dampen that down. -- Rachael Harris
Some lucky people can be funny without half trying because they actually look funny, because acting funny is in their bones - fun as funny, not funny as crude slapstick. -- F. Sionil Jose
It took me eight books to finally be at a point in my career where I could come out with a book and say, 'This is meant to be a funny book,' and we didn't have to make any bones about it. -- John Scalzi
I watched 'The Neighbors' when it first came on, and I thought it was hysterical. And every time I think something just tickles my funny bone, I call my agent and say, 'You know, I like this show. If they're ever looking for somebody, I'd like to work with them.' -- Rhea Perlman
I'm in, Cat. I'd never leave you. Especially when you've got death breathing down your neck." "Very funny," I retorted, since Bones was inches from my throat -- Jeaniene Frost

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