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The average life expectancy of a celebrity is 20 years less than someone working in a coal mine. -- Moby
The average life spans of many bands are not that long, up to five years if they are lucky. -- Mike McCready
In 1900, the average life expectancy of a US citizen was 48, so most menopausal women were dead, which is not a great place to be. -- Sandra Tsing Loh
In one century, we've added 28 years to our average life span - a change so rapid that our brains couldn't possibly have evolved to accommodate it. -- Martha Beck
Sea World's killer whale collection needs constant replenishing. The average life span of the animals in captivity is less than half the average for killer whales in the ocean. -- Nina Easton
Create your own fears; choose to fear living an average life. -- Ehab Atalla
Life is short. If you doubt me, ask a butterfly. Their average life span is a mere five to fourteen days. -- Ellen DeGeneres
The average life expectancy rate in some parts of Glasgow is 54. If you've ever been there, you'll realize that that's maybe a bit long. -- Frankie Boyle
It's sometimes quite astonishing that a single, average life is enough to encompass so much that it's at all possible ever to have any success in one's work here. -- Franz Kafka
Human beings have been smart enough to turn nature to their ends, generate vast wealth for themselves, and double their average life span. But are they smart enough to solve the problems of the 21st century? -- Thomas Homer-Dixon
I don't think you ever outgrow your love for things that are bigger than life and more colorful than the average life. And somehow I feel that these comic book stories are like fairy tales for older people, because they have the same qualities. -- Stan Lee
The communities and countries best at using energy to optimize a microclimate for human life are also the ones whose people have the longest average lifespans. Canada, Sweden, and Iceland - places with inhospitable winter weather - are frontrunners in sustaining human health and life. -- Chris Hadfield
Diminish the mass of evils that afflict the human species, increase enjoyment and well-being. And even if the new routes opened up could prolong the average life of mankind by only a few hours, or even a few days, then the scientist, too could aspire. -- Antoine Lavoisier
You know, the dirty secret in the Director's Guild is that the average life expectancy of Director's Guild members is 57 years old. The stress level is so high and directors are generally really out of shape, cause they sit in the chair and they eat craft service. -- Eli Roth
I had two family members involved in World War I: two great-uncles. One of them is on a memorial in France. And the other was a trench runner who survived the war. The average life span of a trench runner was 36 hours, but he survived the whole war. -- Ben Barnes
When I am at a dinner table, I love to ask everybody, 'How long do you think our species might last?' I've read that the average age of a species, of any species, is about two million years. Is it possible we can have an average life span as a species? And do you picture us two million years more or a million and a half years, or 5,000? -- Alan Alda
My biggest fear in life is to be average. -- M. Night Shyamalan
The shelf life of the average trade book is somewhere between milk and yogurt. -- Calvin Trillin
The average rap life is two or three albums. You're lucky to get to your second album in rap! -- Jay-Z
The average man does not know what to do with this life, yet wants another one which will last forever. -- Anatole France
The average celebrity meets, in one year, ten times the amount of people that the average person meets in his entire life. -- Jack Nicholson
Public opinion, a vulgar, impertinent, anonymous tyrant who deliberately makes life unpleasant for anyone who is not content to the average person. -- William Ralph Inge
It takes a real storm in the average person's life to make him realize how much worrying he has done over the squalls. -- Bruce Barton
You were not created to just get by with an average, unrewarding, or unfulfilling life. God created you to leave your mark on this generation. -- Joel Osteen
People who attend support groups who have been diagnosed with a life-challenging illness live on average twice as long after diagnosis as people who don't. -- Marianne Williamson
Four years of football are calculated to breed in the average man more of the ingredients of success in life than almost any academic course he takes. -- Knute Rockne
I had the benefit of experiencing a hundred times more than the average kid. I don't look back with regret at all. It was the best life ever. -- Corin Nemec
My idea at this time, which was slowly developing, was to create a comedie humaine with little people, average people - samples from every period in American life. -- Douglas Sirk
I grew up in a one-parent family. I worked my way through college, I had very average grades and I was very average looking, but I've lived a remarkable life only because I believed I could. -- Georgette Mosbacher
I come from a world where the word 'trauma' doesn't exist, because we are too poor. I didn't have an easy life compared to the average European. But compared to the average African, it wasn't all that bad. -- Ayaan Hirsi Ali
Any man who goes into anything in life and does it better than the average will have a successful life. If he does it worse than the average, his life will not be successful. And no business can exist in which success cannot be won on that basis. -- Charles M. Schwab
In real life there is no such thing as the average man. -- Aldous Huxley
Not surprisingly, work-life moaners tend to be a phenomenon of below-average performers. -- Jack Welch
I don't ever want you to settle for another average day in your life. -- Eric Thomas
But for life's little defeats and indignities, I would be happy, content and completely average." -- Mark Rude
I'm an average nobody. I get to live the rest of my life like a schnook. -- Henry Hill
Take the life-lie away from the average man and straight away you take away his happiness. -- Henrik Ibsen
The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other in opposite directions. -- George Carlin
Life entertains humble men by giving men with below average looks (intellect, knowledge, etc.) an above average self-esteem. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Rob the average man of his life-illusion, and you rob him of his happiness at the same stroke. -- Henrik Ibsen
Youth is fleeting and life is short, you might as well strike hard. Anything else is just average. -- Henry Rollins
Do you not know how uncontrolled and unreliable the average human being is in all that concerns sexual life? -- Sigmund Freud
Estimated from a wife's experience, the average man spends fully one-quarter of his life in looking for his shoes. -- Helen Rowland
Being stupid is not as frustrating as being brilliant for 5 seconds and then average for the rest of your life -- Garrison Wynn
While nothing is more uncertain than a single life, nothing is more certain than the average duration of a thousand lives. -- Elizur Wright
Normal people can be happy with a regular life, but there is more to life than just plodding through an average existence. -- Arnold Schwarzenegger
Applause, mingled with boos and hisses, is about all that the average voter is able or willing to contribute to public life. -- Elmer Davis
Since the average person's small supply of politeness must last him all his life, he can't afford to waste it on bridge partners. -- Alfred Sheinwold
We mortals cross the ocean of this world Each in his average cabin of a life; The bests not big, the worst yields elbowroom. -- Robert Browning
The average man cannot believe that an artist may be as serious and highminded an observer of life as the professed man of science. -- Aleister Crowley
The average family spends 30 hours in front of a television, and they say they don't have the time to have a balanced, integrated life. -- Stephen Covey
If the average person realized the power he wields over his life and destiny, he would live in a perpetual state of wonder and thanksgiving. -- Earl Nightingale
The average man never really thinks from end to end of his life. The mental activity of such people is only a mouthing of clichÃ©s. -- H. L. Mencken
If I'm going to be anything more than average, if anyone is going to remember me, then I need to go further, in art, in life, in everything! -- Salvador Dali
You can have average talent, but when God breathes on your life, you will go further than people that have great talent. Don't talk yourself out of it. -- Joel Osteen
The average trade book has a shelf life of between milk and yogurt, except for books by any member of the Irving Wallace family - they have preservatives. -- Calvin Trillin
I guess in life I find people who, at first glance, appear to be very typical or average, whatever that means, and then turn out to have hidden qualities. -- Curtis Sittenfeld

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