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  • Fabio kept asking me out, but I knew we'd never get his ego through the door. -- Lorna Luft
  • Myrnin: "?Have we been introduced?' Frank: "?Probably not. Why, you asking me out, sweetheart?' Myrnin: "?You're not my type, darling. -- Rachel Caine
  • Sinatra asked me out. -- Dorothy Malone
  • Burt Reynolds once asked me out. I was in his room. -- Phyllis Diller
  • If you ask me to compromise on principle, I will get out the veto pen. -- Bill Owens
  • People ask me to smile for the camera, but somehow it always comes out gloomy. -- Stephen Rea
  • I went to a record store and asked for 50 cent. They kicked me out for pan-handling. -- Jay London
  • When the press began asking me for interviews, I freaked out. My instinct is to hide. -- Shonda Rhimes
  • If you asked me for my New Year Resolution, it would be to find out who I am. -- Cyril Cusack
  • I asked each one of them to make out with me and their reactions varied from excitable to horrified. -- Rachel Perry
  • A lot of people think I'm snotty. So what? They never asked me out when I was serving cheeseburgers. -- Cathy Moriarty
  • Reporters used to ask me the same inane questions year-in and year-out, city-to-city, and it would drive me crazy. -- Kareem Abdul-Jabbar
  • When people ask me why is 'Winter's Tale' a fantasy, I point out that it is not a fantasy. -- Mark Helprin
  • I was upset with Delbert, because there he was going again and pushing me out in front, without asking me. -- Cheryl Lynn
  • I like to hold a book. When someone sends me a script, I ask for a hard copy or print one out. -- Mario Cantone
  • If a girl came up to me and asked me out, that's a little forward. Guys like it when girls play hard to get! -- Chandler Parsons
  • Guys ask me, don't I get burned out? How can you get burned out doing something you love? I ask you, have you ever got tired of kissing a pretty girl? -- Tommy Lasorda
  • Men don't even ask me out. I can't remember the last time I was asked out on a date, and I'm talking years here. I spend my life more and more alone. -- Anna Nicole Smith
  • How much golf I actually play depends on whom you ask. My wife says I'm out there every day. If you ask me, the cricket is getting in the way of the golf. -- Ricky Ponting
  • Before the group left, Gary asked for my phone number, and the next day he called to ask me to dinner that night. I had no idea he was married, but I found out that night. -- Donna Rice
  • There are people out there who want to say yes. That gave me confidence to keep asking. -- Debbi Fields
  • Everyones always asking me when Apple will come out with a cell phone. My answer is, Probably never. -- David Pogue
  • I think my mom gets weirded out, sometimes, by people knowing so much about me or people always asking questions. -- Ashley Greene
  • They been callin up here, asking when I am gonna get out. When I hit bricks, it all belongs to me. -- Suge Knight
  • Every photo shoot, I'm always asking the makeup artist what they're using on me, and I'll go out and get it. -- Denise Richards
  • I don't have many friends so the phone doesn't ring and no one's asking me to go out and go dancing with them. -- Henry Rollins
  • He's just not that into you if he's not asking you out. Because if he likes you, trust me, he will ask you out. -- Greg Behrendt
  • The mere idea of asking a family member if they intentionally stopped sending me an annual bonus makes me feel like breaking out in hives. -- Mallory Ortberg
  • If you're asking for a date, forget it. 'Cause I make it a point not to go out with women who shoot me in the head! -- Dante Alighieri
  • I'm like, If you do something dumb, I'll write about it. If you put something out there, to me it's like you're kind of asking for it. -- Wanda Sykes
  • I've been asking around to find out what girls are into," Eugene tells me, really pleased with himself. "So I'm gonna get a spray tan and make red-velvet cupcakes. -- Flynn Meaney
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