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How can I be in two places at once, unless I were a bird? -- Boyle Roche
I think it is the fact that birds are two-legged, like us, which gives them something of our balance and gesture and makes them nearer to us. -- Quentin Blake
I'm sort of killing two birds with one stone here, getting to write for 'True Blood' and being able to put myself in a comic at the same time. -- Michael McMillian
The problem is, when you're working with orchestras, you only get the orchestra for about two hours before the performance to pull it all together, and that doesn't sound like a real collaboration. -- Andrew Bird
I'd like to think that the nature of the two teams - Boston being a championship team over the years and the Lakers, same thing - was a lot bigger than Larry Bird or Magic Johnson. -- Oscar Robertson
I gave away two dogs years ago because I felt guilty at not being able to give them the time and attention they deserved. I now regularly feed an army of squirrels and wild birds around our house. -- Mike Farrell
I grew up with two different parakeets - one that lived for five years, and one that lived for 13 years - so I always had a bit of an attraction to birds and it's an oddly good fit to be in a movie about birdwatchers. -- Jim Parsons
I'm killing two birds at once, so to speak. Animal-based food kills people. This way, by going vegan... we get healthy and save animals. I'm being selfish, too, because if I can get my employees healthier, we cut down on sick days and gain more productivity. -- Steve Wynn
I invented animals and birds - I had about two dozen. After working on them for six months, I sat down and just for fun wrote two dozen poems to accompany the drawings. It was for no one to every see, but a friend sent me in to an editor. -- Jack Prelutsky
Two birds fly past. They are needed somewhere. -- Robert Bly
If you gotta kill two birds, might as well get stoned. -- Kinky Friedman
Whether two birds of a feather fly or fall, it'll be together. -- Slimkid3
Kill two birds with one stone, feed the homeless to the hungry. -- Ray Bradbury
And how to paint your lovely hands, fluttering over the silks like two dark birds? -- Elizabeth Borton de Trevino
Affaires meant 'business.' How like the French to kill two birds with one stone. -- Katherine Neville
The bird of Jove, stoop'd from his aery tour, Two birds of gayest plume before him drove. --
Two birds went for dating. The male bird was killed and the female bird is being murdered. -- Santosh Kalwar
If there was two birds sitting on a fence, he would bet you which one would fly first. -- Mark Twain
Tie two birds together. They will not be able to fly, even though they now have four wings. -- Rumi
...better a live bird in the jungle of the body than two stuffed birds on the library table. -- Nathanael West
These are the days when birds come back, a very few, a Bird or two, to take a backward look. -- Emily Dickinson
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Whoever coined the phrase, killing two birds with one stone, not only hated birds but also thought we needed to conserve stones. -- Dana Gould
There is an old American saying 'He who lives in a glass house should not try to kill two birds with one stone. -- Vladimir Nabokov
The kingdom of birds is divided into two departments - birds and House Sparrows. House Sparrows are not real birds - they are little beasts! -- Henry Van Dyke
If an ancient man saw planes two thousand years ago He would've thought they were birds Or angels from another world Or messengers from other planets. -- Dejan Stojanovic
You say we'll soar like two birds through the clouds, but soon you'll cage me on your shelf. I'll never learn to be just me, first by myself. -- Carly Simon
I know there will be spring, as surely as the birds know it when they see above the snow two tiny, quivering green leaves. Spring cannot fail us. -- Olive Schreiner
If this was a sandalwood pyre she would have thrown herself in and this paper she'd become would have caught fire and she and him could sail away like two birds. -- Janet Fitch

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