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Authenticity is absolutely the key to a great tweet. -- Dick Costolo
There's an entire universe in every single tweet, and it all really depends on the content as far as how it's going to spread. -- Jack Dorsey
The amateur tweets. The pro works. -- Steven Pressfield
I'm such a grandma. I don't tweet; I don't have a Facebook page. -- Kathryn Hahn
People ask me why I don't tweet. Honestly, I'm so sick of myself. -- Blake Lively
We have reached a strange new place in marketing when tweets become full-page print ads, -- A. O. Scott
I see my tweets as a current joining a bunch of other currents in the world's craziest ocean. -- Roxane Gay
Re-tweeting is a pretty common practice on Twitter, but on an average day, we see maybe one out of 20 posts is a re-tweet. -- Ethan Zuckerman
I really like when people do 'stream of consciousness' tweeting, or when people's tweets come across as sort of manic and mostly unedited. -- Mira Gonzalez
I tweet when the tweet arrives. Never force a tweet or you will hurt your babymaker - and this is true of literature as well. -- Patricia Lockwood
I'm always amazed by people who blog all the time and tweet all the time, and still get things done. I don't know how they do it. -- Jarvis Cocker
I don't Tweet a lot because I've Tweeted things that I thought were really innocuous about subjects that are inflammatory, and the response is so insane sometimes from people. -- Lewis Black
Most of my favorite tweets go completely ignored but most of my favorite tweets are probably really lame or inside jokes between me and my [redacted]. See what I did there? -- Roxane Gay
It's such a deliberate thing to sit down and write a tweet. You're putting yourself out there in a very deliberate way, and over however many tweets, you start to create a character for yourself. -- Michael Ian Black
It's called 'I Wanna Thank You,' and I'm encouraging everybody out there to blog, Tweet, Facebook, anything about it. Let's sign a petition. The petition is called 'Busta Rhymes Make 'I Wanna Thank You' Your First Single.' -- Q-Tip
I enjoy twitter accounts that are meticulously edited just as much as I enjoy twitter accounts that aren't edited at all, but it can feel kind of disappointing to me when I see that someone is editing their tweets out of self-consciousness. -- Mira Gonzalez
Thank you to my family, my fans and fans of other teams for their support. The NFL is a fraternity of brothers and I am thankful for the tweets, phone calls and text messages from my fellow players. God Bless everyone and thank u so much, -- Adrian Peterson
I apologize to everyone who was offended by my insensitive tweet about the situation in Egypt. I've dedicated my life to raising awareness about serious social issues, and in hindsight my attempt at humor regarding a nation liberating themselves against oppression was poorly timed and absolutely inappropriate. -- Kenneth Cole
First tweet, best tweet, I always think. I try not to work them too much or else they get Pie Dough Disease, which is where the dough has been to too much college and doesn't understand that it is dough anymore and refuses to be shaped. Pie Dough Disease! Poems get that too. -- Patricia Lockwood
I really don't have time "to Twitter," it's not something that should grab your day. That's a big misconception, actually, about the whole service. You don't go out of your way to tweet, you just post when you've got something. Hopefully, not while you're driving. It complements your life more than takes over your life. -- Chris Hardwick
The other day, I saw a blog post where a woman wrote about why she was unfollowing me and that made me feel incredibly self-conscious and embarrassed about my tweets. I also feel more exposed now that I've become a more visible writer but then I try to get over all that and just use Twitter the way I want. -- Roxane Gay
It feels intimate and life affirming to me when someone tweets things that appear to just be insane thoughts they had and typed out then tweeted immediately, with little or no regard for how others might perceive them, simply because they were in a state of emotional desperation and felt like they didn't want to express those thoughts to anyone else. -- Mira Gonzalez
Tweet, tweet, you're alive, you ignorant asshole. -- Richard Ford
Read books, discover the blues and don't Tweet. -- Bernie Taupin
We are the generation of Social Media, Our biggest Revolution is a Tweet of 141 Characters. -- Sandra Chami Kassis
Twitter is not just for Journalists. You don't have to be a writer to Tweet.[Social Media] -- Germany Kent
A man you can bait with a Tweet is not a man we can trust with nuclear weapons. -- Hillary Clinton
I've never sent a Tweet. I think I have an account but I don't know who runs it. I've never done one in my life. -- Audrey Tautou
Ultimately, whether we are writing posts, paragraphs, essays, arguments, memoirs, monographs or even just the Great American Tweet, writing is and should be a grand adventure. -- Constance Hale
Every time my TweetDeck shoots a new tweet to my desktop, I experience a little dopamine spritz that takes me away from... from... wait, what was I saying? -- Bill Keller
I never Tweet about my daughter. Never. I just want to be respectful of her privacy. My job as a mom is to know when to open my mouth and when not to. -- Padma Lakshmi
People will come to your site because you have good compelling content. You need to hit it from all angles: blog posts, articles, graphs, data, infographics, interactive content - even short pictures when you Tweet. -- Chris Bennett
My mother, she killed me, My father, he ate me, My sister Marlene, Gathered all my bones, Tied them in a silken scarf, Laid them beneath the juniper tree, Tweet, tweet, what a beautiful bird am I. -- Jacob Grimm
Of course, I tweet. Tweeting is a very personal form of expression. Who else could talk about my son refusing to wear a suit to meet the Pope, my husband flying a helicopter, or take a twitpic from our home? -- Queen Rania of Jordan
When CNN does a story and then says, 'Tweet us what you think' - why? Why does it matter what I think? Why should my thoughts be broadcast on a national news program? It's enough for me to just sit and listen and learn. -- Jason Alexander
I deliberately keep myself apart from a lot of stuff; I don't Tweet, I don't do Facebook, I don't blog, and that's largely because I spend my working life staring at a screen and hitting a keyboard, I am trying to cut down on that, not increase it. -- Iain Banks
I don't tweet or do any other social media, so I don't know what's being said out there. -- Jane Elliot
Oh my God, I never really tweet, but there's a moment every day I write one and then delete it. -- James Corden
No one cares what you ate for breakfast. Unless it's something really spectacular, don't tweet me your breakfast, I don't care. -- Busy Philipps
I tweet in the morning and the evening. To write 12 hours a day, there is a moment when you're really tired. It's my relaxing time. -- Paulo Coelho
The reason I don't tweet as much as I used to, is because I'm sick of all the useless opinions and hate that I get daily. Goodbye Twitter. -- Zayn Malik
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I'm the sort of person who takes a camera to dinner or a nightclub because I enjoy taking pictures of people. I tweet all my pictures, which is bad. -- Tamara Ecclestone
I like the idea that one thing leads to another. You can tweet something completely innocuous, and then find yourself going off on a tangent that's inspired by a response. -- Steve Martin
I always think if it's a good story, the audience can't wait to run out of the theater and go tweet somebody with the gist of a story, in a nutshell, almost, because it was that interesting. -- Steven Spielberg
The promoted tweet is a real tweet that a company may have sent out that they want more distribution for. They will buy key words for it. If people are looking for something related, it will show up. -- Evan Williams
Essentially, you become a top tweet because so many people are engaging with that tweet. They're either retweeting it, or they're favoriting it; they're doing one of many things to indicate to us that that tweet is interesting and engaging to users. -- Biz Stone
One look at an email can rob you of 15 minutes of focus. One call on your cell phone, one tweet, one instant message can destroy your schedule, forcing you to move meetings, or blow off really important things, like love, and friendship. -- Jacqueline Leo
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The left and the right live in parallel universes. The right listens to talk radio, the left's on the Internet and they just reinforce one another. They have no sense of reality. I have now one ambition: to retire before it becomes essential to tweet. -- Barney Frank
Typing with your fingers or thumbs is sooooo 2012. I tweeted that earlier in the year. I type with my eyes. Not only that, I navigate my computer, create and play music, keep a calendar, conference call, lead web X meetings, text and, obviously, tweet with my eyes. -- Steve Gleason
I'm actually on the Twitter like all those crazy young kids are, and if I'm going to do an in-store appearance or I post something on my website, I tweet these followers, a word I don't like so much, and over 50,000 people go, like, 'Okay, I got it.' -- Henry Rollins
We need to be smarter than our smart phones and realize the people we are with are more important than the people we aren't with, and way more important than the strangers we hope will tweet and like and share and Instagram whatever we're sending out into the cybersphere. -- Regina Brett
I don't tweet very much. I still believe in the mystery of an artist. I believe in going out when I'm ready to sell my product. A lot of artists are out there every day. But I remember the Julio Iglesiases, the Jose Joses - and it was about the music. -- Romeo Santos
I used to tweet, but it's an act of futility. You're not really making any impact, and if you find yourself in a mood when you wanna be a bit controversial and you post something, you suddenly realise, 'Oh my God!' because you've opened yourself up to a bunch of criticism from strangers. -- Sylvester Stallone
Social media is a giant distraction to the ultimate aim, which is honing your craft as a songwriter. There are people who are exceptional at it, however, and if you can do both things, then that's fantastic, but if you are a writer, the time is better spent on a clever lyric than a clever tweet. -- Bryan Adams
I'm naturally shy, so the social media thing is new to me. I haven't really figured out how my voice sounds on social media, you know? I don't want to tweet everyday just for the sake of tweeting. I want to make sure whatever I do there is honest. Social media can very quickly get fake, and I don't want to be that guy. -- Hunter Hayes
You are what you tweet. -- The Million Dollar Homepage
I'm too old-school to tweet. -- Julianna Margulies
Good enough to tweet, not to say. -- Greg Behrendt
Thou shalt not tweet to be retweeted. -- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
I don't tweet - I have nothing to say. -- Gina Torres
Everyone wanna tweet but they don't know who to follow! -- Andy Mineo
I don't tweet. I prefer face-to-face communication and sometimes Instagram. -- Elizabeth Jagger
I tweet 15 times a day to keep my brain stimulated. -- Alejandro Jodorowsky
I think maybe my attention span is too long to tweet. -- Nick Rhodes
I read Twitter all the time, even though I rarely tweet. -- will.i.am
A neighbour put his budgerigar in the mincing machine and invented shredded tweet. -- Chic Murray
I tweet too much. I can't even pretend it's because I'm talking to fans. -- Kevin Biegel
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I tweet because it allows me to say anything I want and sometimes people respond. -- Kevin Biegel
Although I have no plans to tweet, I am fascinated by developments on the Internet. -- Oscar de la Renta
I probably tweet every other day, which I know isn't half as much as some people. -- Cory Monteith
I only tweet if I discover something that's fantastic, or if I heard something really great. -- Gayle King
With each tweet, post, share and comment, we are building and adding to our digital iceberg. -- Tiffany Sunday
I think the worst thing [Donald Trump]did was the tweet the other night about illegal votes. -- Chuck Todd
If somebody crafts an interesting tweet that'll lead me to their blog, I'm going to their blog. -- Anthony Bourdain
Whenever I get a tweet that's trying to promote a thing someone cares about, I'm like, "how annoying!" -- Phil Elvrum
We are so quick to tweet, Facebook, and Instagram but we treat prayer with a sense of delay? -- Timothy Keller
Your tweet is as important as if you would have written a Ph.D. [dissertation] on the subject. -- Raoul Peck
I want [Donald] Trump to send out a tweet saying that he's going to keep his campaign promises. -- John Lewis
You should see some of the things people tweet me. There have been death wishes on my Twitter timeline. -- Ashley Madekwe
My office is on Twitter. I don't tweet myself - at least, not intentionally, but I probably should do. -- Tony Blair
A man who can be provoked by a tweet should not have his fingers anywhere near the nuclear codes. -- Hillary Clinton
I tweet, therefore my entire life has shrunk to 140 character chunks of instant event and predigested gnomic wisdom. And swearing. -- Neil Gaiman
The reason it's hard for me to tweet is I don't want to pronounce anything, and Twitter is for pronouncing. -- Jonathan Ames
The thinnest tendrils of dawn are creeping in from the east. People in New York are softly starting to tweet. -- Robin Sloan
Fans these days seem to almost expect a response from band-members any time they tweet or leave a comment etc. -- Beau Bokan
Is it worth getting one more tweet out, or putting your phone down and doing something that is worth tweeting? -- Seth Godin
On tour, it's either call ex-boyfriends or tweet a lot. You're just looking for any proof that you're not completely alone. -- Chelsea Peretti
On tour, its either call ex-boyfriends or tweet a lot. Youre just looking for any proof that youre not completely alone. -- Chelsea Peretti
Twitter is a vessel that we can use to share #positivity to others through our timeline one tweet at a time. -- Germany Kent
[Donald Trump] even quoted a tweet from a self-identified 16-year-old as a way to justify crazy unsupported claims about the popular vote. -- Chuck Todd
Ironically, I originally wrote the tweet with Jews and thought, That might give offense. And so I thought I better change it. -- Richard Dawkins
The hardest thing about life is that every now and then you have to do things so you have something to tweet about. -- Andy Borowitz
Forgot to live-tweet the election last night, so I'm post-tweeting today. I'll start as soon as my fingers unclench from their rage fists. -- Stephen Colbert
I've had to learn when not to tweet. Like, you learn how to keep your mouth shut? Learn to keep your tweet shut. -- Dan Stevens
I mean, you know, presidents of the United States can`t randomly tweet without having check - - having somebody check it out. -- Chuck Todd
Twitter is like Ozymandias' wall of tv's in Watchmen. You don't read every tweet, but from the whole you can absorb the zeitgeist. -- Mike Pohjola
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I think social media really is a great tool. It fascinates me when I tweet something and right away you get a response almost immediately. -- Mario Andretti
I mean, [tweeting] just - it makes you wonder about whatever else Donald trump is doing. It undermines much more than just a single tweet. -- Chuck Todd
I always tweet about where we're at. Since I'm performing at amphitheaters, I'll try to run up and down the stairs and across the field. -- Julianne Hough
I love Twitter. My favorite thing to do these days is to tweet things that seem very questionable as to whether I'm joking or not. -- Max Greenfield
I can tweet before going to bed at midnight or 1 and know that they're up and at 'em, and they're going to have to respond. -- Sarah Palin
You cannot be the leader of the free world and sit on the sidelines and tweet and think you're going to get the job done. -- Kevin McCarthy
So much of my life is not about work and that is usually mainly what I do tweet about. We live a very quiet life. -- Jennifer Ehle
I'm on Facebook and Twitter, and occasionally I will tweet something. Somehow my problem is that I don't think I have anything interesting to tweet about. -- Gordon Bell
I do secret stand-up shows around New York. I announce and tweet this to nobody - I get onstage and I do a quick five minutes. -- Questlove
One Chinese tweet is equal to 3.5 English tweets. ... Because of this, the Chinese really regard this microblogging as a media, not only a headline to media. -- Michael Anti
It's kind of cool"?and it makes me feel like a badass. I get more girls than my boyfriend. They always tweet me about my booty. -- Naya Rivera
I'm off for two weeks, so until I get back, take the characters in this tweet and parcel them out one per day. Use this Q wisely. -- Stephen Colbert
I want Trump to send out a tweet saying that he's going to keep his campaign promises. He's not going to cut Social Security, Medicare and Medicaid. -- Bernie Sanders
Mindfulness means being aware of how you're deploying your attention and making decisions about it, and not letting the tweet or the buzzing of your BlackBerry call your attention. -- Howard Rheingold
There are only three ways a congressman goes out: They die in office, they cash in as a lobbyist, or they mistakenly tweet a picture of their d*ck. -- Bill Maher
I don't tweet, I don't go on Facebook. I think there's too much information about all of us out there. I'm liking the idea of privacy more and more. -- George Clooney
I tweet myself and do all the Facebook updates. It started off with me wondering whether I was showing off and I was very careful about what I wrote. --
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I mentioned Ellen Page on Twitter in a tweet. It was like, "I met Ellen Page last night and she's so beautiful and lovely!" So then we started talking. -- Evan Rachel Wood

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