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Some folks look at me and see a certain swagger, which in Texas is called 'walking.' -- George W. Bush
The definition of insanity in Texas is so insane that it's impossible to be insane in Texas. -- Malcolm McDowell
Texas will again lift it's head and stand among the nations. It ought to do so, for no country upon the globe can compare with it in natural advantages. -- Sam Houston
A Texan outside of Texas is a foreigner. -- John Steinbeck
Football is to Texas what religion is to a priest. -- Tom Landry
Texas has a tight cohesiveness perhaps stronger than any other section of America. -- John Steinbeck
If I owned Texas and Hell, I'd rent out Texas and live in Hell. -- Philip Sheridan
Texas is the finest portion of the globe that has ever blessed my vision! -- Sam Houston
Texas has yet to learn submission to any oppression, come from what source it may. -- Sam Houston
I love Texas because Texas is future-oriented, because Texans think anything is possible. Texans think big -- Phil Gramm
I thought I knew Texas pretty well, but I had no notion of its size until I campaigned it. -- Ann Richards
They say that Virginia is the mother of Texas. We never knew who the father was, but we kinda suspected Tennessee. -- Tex Ritter
Texas is a state of mind. Texas is an obsession. Above all else, Texas is a nation in every sense of the word. -- John Steinbeck
I dearly love the state of Texas, but I consider that a harmless perversion on my part, and discuss it only with consenting adults. -- Molly Ivins
Texas, to be respected must be polite. Santa Anna living, can be of incalculable benefit to Texas; Santa Anna dead, would just be another dead Mexican. -- Sam Houston
I done drew the line. Just like the Alamo. You're either on one side of the line or the other. I don't want to ever leave Texas again. -- Bum Phillips
In the name of the constitution of Texas, which has been trampled upon, I refuse to take this oath. I love Texas too well to bring civil strife and bloodshed upon her. -- Sam Houston
All new states are invested, more or less, by a class of noisy, second-rate men who are always in favor of rash and extreme measures, but Texas was absolutely overrun by such men. -- Sam Houston
If you've ever driven across Texas, you know how different one area of the state can be from another. Take El Paso. It looks as much like Dallas as I look like Jack Nicklaus -- Lee Trevino
I'm from Texas, and one of the reasons I like Texas is because there's no one in control. -- Willie Nelson
You may all go to Hell, and I will go to Texas. -- Davy Crockett
If a man's from Texas, he'll tell you. If he's not, why embarrass him by asking? -- John Gunther
Good thing we've still got politics in Texas - finest form of free entertainment ever invented. -- Molly Ivins
I don't think I'm a celebrity. I'm just a guy from east Texas who loves cars and airplanes. -- Carroll Shelby
I was a total jock growing up. I went to super-dorky basketball clinics and was handpicked to play on a state team called the Texas Heat. -- Erin Wasson
Sectional football games have the glory and the despair of war, and when a Texas team takes the field against a foreign state, it is an army with banners. -- John Steinbeck
A born Texan has instilled in his system a mind-set of no retreat or no surrender. I wish everyone the world over had the dominating spirit that motivates Texans. -- Bill W. Clayton
As they say around the Texas Legislature, if you can't drink their whiskey, screw their women, take their money, and vote against 'em anyway, you don't belong in office. -- Molly Ivins
The sky in Texas is the most amazing sky in the whole country, I think, like you can see more sky in Texas than you can see anywhere else in the world. -- Idina Menzel
I must say as to what I have seen of Texas it is the garden spot of the world. The best land and the best prospects for health I ever saw, and I do believe it is a fortune to any man to come here. There is a world of country here to settle. -- Davy Crockett
Since I have an aversion to movies in which people say grace at the dinner table (not to the practice but to how movies use it to establish the moral strength of a household), the opening night montage of Sunday-night supper in one home after another in Waxahachie, Texas in 1935 a whole community saying grace made me expect the worst. -- Pauline Kael
I love working in Texas anywhere. -- Robert Duvall
I'm from Texas, we fry everything. -- Selena
Texas is rich in unredeemed dreams -- Larry McMurtry
I grew up in Plano, Texas. -- Hunter Parrish
I lived in Texas for 10 years. -- John Hawkes
The Republic of Texas is no more. -- Anson Jones
I'm a small-town kid from Kerrville, Texas. -- Johnny Manziel
Texas has a lot of electrical votes. -- Yogi Berra
They're really competitive at drama in Texas. -- Lynn Collins
Im not a redneck, Im from Texas. -- Chris Kyle
Obviously, people in Texas have big hearts. -- Katie Couric
I never saw anything funnier than Texas politics. -- Molly Ivins
Texas is killing people in the 73rd trimester. -- Christopher Titus
George is the best little dishwasher in Texas. -- Barbara Bush
I play American and World music, Texas style. -- Clarence "Gatemouth" Brown
Texas is as odd as it is vast. -- Henry Rollins
I'm not for the parties. I'm for Texas. -- Kinky Friedman
Your Texas is no different than my Texas. -- Pat Mora
The best of Texas is yet to come. -- Wendy Davis
Saying you're from Texas makes you kind of proud. -- Kay Bailey Hutchison
Texas was defined by its larger-than-life characters, particularly politicians. -- Jessica Savitch
I'll believe corporations are people when Texas executes one -- Bill Moyers
I don't care if I never see Texas again. -- Rafer Johnson
In plain Texas talk, it's 'do the right thing' -- Ross Perot
[My grandparents] were from Texas. El Paso. White trash. -- Carrie Fisher
Saying youre from Texas makes you kind of proud. -- Kay Bailey Hutchison
Well, I was fourteen in Texas. But I looked twenty-five. -- Jerry Hall
I think of Texas as the laboratory for bad government. -- Molly Ivins
What has six balls and screws Texans? The Texas Lottery. -- Kinky Friedman
We remained in Texas leading a quiet home life until 1889. -- Calamity Jane
English is clipped in speech. Texas is exactly the opposite. -- Michael Caine
Texas is a hotbed of insanely good bands and musicians. -- Henry Rollins
Natural isn't something I get called a lot in Texas. -- Dan Savage
You can go to hell -- I'm going to Texas. -- Davy Crockett
I grew up in Texas, obviously a huge football state. -- Drew Brees
The fight for the future of Texas is just beginning -- Wendy Davis
I grew up in Texas, obviously a huge football state -- Drew Brees
If you kill someone in Texas, we'll kill ya back. -- Ron White
Fellow from Texas can tell the difference between grass-roots and AstroTurf. -- Lloyd Bentsen
I lived in Norway and Texas when I was a kid. -- Jackson Rathbone
You can all go to heck; I will go to Texas -- Davy Crockett
That's right, you're not from Texas. But Texas wants you anyways. -- Lyle Lovett
Everybody thinks the Bushes are from Texas. I've been there twice. -- Billy Bush
Texas is the crossroads of the world. Everything here is big. -- Bobby Lee
I'm super laid back. I'm from Texas. I love my family. -- Selena Gomez
Texas Red is about the biggest blues hellraiser you'll ever meet... -- Bob Corritore
Texas is not a state - it's a state of mind. -- John Steinbeck
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The folks in Mississippi are saying, 'Thank God for Texas.' -- Kinky Friedman
Never forget, son, when you represent Texas, always go first class. -- James A. Michener
Texas is now a cornerstone of the electoral college for Republicans. -- Ed Gillespie
When you're down in Texas, Bob Wills is still the king. -- Waylon Jennings
In Texas, we practically come out of the womb in jeans. -- Kelly Clarkson
Iâ??m from Texasâ?¦the bigger the hair, the closer to God! -- Lilly Ghalichi
In Texas, two things are cherished above all else- football and gossip. -- Cora Carmack
Take Texas the way Texas takes bourbon. Straight. It goes down easier. -- Edna Ferber
I know how to become a top 5 teamJust play Texas A&M. --
The last thing Texas women need in their lives is Greg Abbott, -- Wendy Davis
We must regain Texas, peaceably if we can, forcibly if we must. -- Andrew Jackson
I consider myself a Texan. I grew up in Texas and Oklahoma. -- Gary Busey
Well, I'm a Texas boy, and we have denim in our blood. -- Caleb Landry Jones
Calling a taxi in Texas is like calling a rabbi in Iraq. -- Fran Lebowitz
Texas has no system in place, and what you have is chaos. -- Steven Hall
Everything I ever will be is because of Texas A&M University. -- John Sharp
In L.A. everyone is an actor. In Texas, everyone's a musician. -- Minka Kelly
I have a theory that most people in Hollywood are from Texas. -- Emmanuelle Chriqui
That's what happens when it snows in Texas lady. It. Freaking. Melts. -- Rick Riordan
In Texas, conservative policies win over stabbing fellow Republicans in the back. -- Steve Stockman
We're on the moon," Sadie murmured. "El Paso, Texas," Bast corrected. -- Rick Riordan
Dallas Cowboys may be America's team, but the Houston Oilers are Texas' team. -- Bum Phillips
I grew up in trailer houses in New Mexico, Arkansas, Texas and Oklahoma. -- Ronnie Dunn
And the whole Bush family, from Texas, should be boiled in poisoned oil. -- Hunter S. Thompson
Texas created more jobs in 2008 than the rest of the states - combined. -- Rick Perry
I'm from Texas, and I would love to do an old-fashioned gun-slinging Western. -- Jensen Ackles
I literally paid my way through the University of Texas with my umpiring. -- Jim Evans
Attention, Texas Brigade! The eyes of General Lee are upon you. Forward, march! -- Maxcy Gregg
I love Texans. And Texas is clearly the crown jewel of Super Tuesday. -- Ted Cruz
I started as a news photographer at the University Of Texas' Daily Texan. -- Berkeley Breathed
I love Texas too well to bring civil strife and bloodshed upon her. -- Sam Houston
The tradition you have at the University of Texas is like no other. -- Roger Clemens
You know the good part about all those executions in Texas? Fewer Texans. -- George Carlin
In Texas it's always hot, dry, sunny, not a cloud in the sky. -- Piper Perabo
By 1899, we had learned to tame the darkness but not the Texas heat. -- Jacqueline Kelly
Texas is not really a red state - it's just a non-voting state. -- Wendy Davis
I like chili, but not enough to discuss it with someone from Texas. -- Calvin Trillin
I came from a family in Texas who simply never spoke about money. -- Jim Parsons
In Texas, we cook bacon a little differently than most folks...MACHINE-GUN BACON. -- Ted Cruz
I want to be governor [of Texas] because I need the closet space. -- Kinky Friedman
here in Texas maybe we've got into the habit of confusing bigness with greatness. -- Edna Ferber

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