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Tricker the Squirrel is the best piece I ever wrote. It's intricate. -- Ken Kesey
Squirrel brains make you smart. -- Kay Robertson
In the backseat Moose and Squirrel inhabited a pair of six-year-old-twins, and wouldn't stop bickering and picking their noses. They were clearly in their element. -- Neal Shusterman
"Nature" is what we see - The Hill - the Afternoon - Squirrel - Eclipse - the Bumble bee - Nay - Nature is Heaven - Nature is what we hear... -- Emily Dickinson
This squirrel is inadequately afraid of humans! Squirrel, I am a threat to you! We are enemies! Please get off my bench! Oh, god! Oh, god! Don't touch me"?oh, god! -- John Green
To A Squirrel At Kyle-Na-NoCome play with me;Why should you runThrough the shaking treeAs though I'd a gunTo strike you dead?When all I would doIs to scratch your headAnd let you go. -- W.B. Yeats
A squirrel is just a rat with a cuter outfit! -- Sarah Jessica Parker
The squirrel that you kill in jest, dies in earnest. -- Henry David Thoreau
You can't be friends with a squirrel! A squirrel is just a rat with a cuter outfit. -- Sarah Jessica Parker
A squirrel dying in front of your house may be more relevant to your interests right now than people dying in Africa. -- Mark Zuckerberg
I squirrel away sealed greeting cards that people give me so I can open them later when I'm having a bad day. -- Emily Procter
My dad liked to boil a squirrel head and suck the brains out the nose. Smaller than a chicken, bigger than a rat. -- Beth Ditto
You can't be suspicious of a tree, or accuse a bird or a squirrel of subversion or challenge the ideology of a violet. -- Hal Borland
How comedic are squirrels? We don't have squirrels in Australia. The first time I saw a squirrel was at a meeting at Disney. -- Liam Hemsworth
One tax dodge often used by multi-national companies is to squirrel their earnings abroad in foreign subsidiaries located in countries where taxes are lower. -- Robert Reich
I've started collecting taxidermy: I've got a red squirrel, called Steve. I made sure he came with certificates so we know he wasn't just killed for stuffing. -- Arthur Darvill
I'm not squeamish at all. As a child I dragged a dead squirrel home on my skateboard and cut it open and tried to look at its brain. -- Jessica Biel
I love my squirrel and dumplings, but you can make it with chicken and dumplings. I love making the dumplings. I think I just like to roll out dough. -- Kay Robertson
Human language is lit with animal life: we play cats-cradle or have hare-brained ideas; we speak of badgering, or outfoxing someone; to squirrel something away and to ferret it out. -- Jay Griffiths
Living is no laughing matter: you must live with great seriousness like a squirrel for example - I mean without looking for something beyond and above living, I mean living must be your whole occupation. -- Nazim Hikmet
The idea is that there is a kind of memory in nature. Each kind of thing has a collective memory. So, take a squirrel living in New York now. That squirrel is being influenced by all past squirrels. -- Rupert Sheldrake
When one's dead, one's dead... This squirrel will become earth all in his time. And still later on, there'll grow new trees from him, with new squirrels skipping about in them. Do you think that's so very sad? -- Tove Jansson
A squirrel attacked me. I got attacked by a squirrel in Battersea Park. They're dangerous. It's rare. I've torn most of the ligaments in my knee. So no football for me. It's early retirement now. I've got a floating knee-cap! -- Niall Horan
If we had a keen vision of all that is ordinary in human life, it would be like hearing the grass grow or the squirrel's heart beat, and we should die of that roar which is the other side of silence. -- George Eliot
I had to make squirrel noises as Bubbles and without realizing it, I was making the face and putting my fingers up to my face to look like a squirrel and everyone made fun of me for the rest of the day. -- Tara Strong
My childhood is more hick than I could ever possibly relate to you, and also more intellectual than you would ever expect. For instance, me and my sister, when we were little, we would compete to see who could eat the most squirrel brains. -- Shea Hembrey
Once I'd reached the point where I could squirrel away more than 30 digits a minute in memory palaces, I still only sporadically used the techniques to memorize the phone numbers of people I actually wanted to call. I found it was just too simple to punch them into my cell phone. -- Joshua Foer
I go into it with the attitude that I'm not going to look at my leg, and as soon as they get the wrapping off of it, I'm like, 'I've got to look.' It's like yelling at a dog going, 'Squirrel!' I cannot not look. And then I spend the rest of the time sitting there with a wet washcloth on my forehead trying to regain consciousness. -- Tony Stewart
She's as nutty as squirrel poo. -- J. K. Rowling
that's as nutty as squirrel turds -- P. C. Cast
Neferet, you're nuttier than squirrel turds. -- P. C. Cast
Rarely does one see a squirrel tremble. -- Zadie Smith
You can't keep a squirrel on the ground. -- Mary Lasswell
Even a blind squirrel finds an acorn sometimes. -- Susan Mallery
You can't spell squirrel without si, and that's me. -- Si Robertson
It's easy to smile when you have a squirrel's intellect. -- Dylan Moran
Never lose sight of an antelope for a dashing squirrel. -- PLO Lumumba
Even a blind squirrel finds an acorn now and again. -- Will Smith
To make a squirrel look less uptight, put tiny sunglasses on it. -- Demetri Martin
The squirrel in my yard really knows his way around the neighborhood. -- Bob Saget
I killed a squirrel once with a car. Twice with a tennis racket. -- Anthony Jeselnik
The only person who suffers, when you squirrel alway all that hate, is you. -- Jodi Picoult
The first pleasant days of spring come out like a squirrel and go in again. -- Henry David Thoreau
Sometimes big trees grow out of acorns - I think I heard that from a squirrel. -- Jerry Coleman
No one knew about the squirrel's skull beneath her bed, but no one wanted to know. -- Ian Mcewan
They might as well have been trying to fit a squirrel through the eye of a needle. -- Maya Bode
We were of thirteen minds, like a tree, in which there is one Red-tail and eleven squirrel parts. -- Cameron Conaway
There are cameras nowadays that have been developed to tell the difference between a squirrel and a bomb. -- George W. Bush
If we could hear the squirrel's heartbeat, the sound of the grass growing, we should die of that roar. -- George Eliot
Never feel self-pity, the most destructive emotion there is. How awful to caught up in the terrible squirrel cage of self. -- Millicent Fenwick
I don't know if I have sexual magnetism or animal magnetism, though sometimes I'll find a squirrel stuck to my forehead. -- Emo Philips
I believe today that there is no film and no shot in a film that is worth a squirrel getting a sprained ankle. -- William Friedkin
Magnus's eyes gleamed. "He seems to like you. I saw him going for your hand out there like a squirrel diving for a peanut. -- Cassandra Clare
In the summer we lay up a stock of experiences for the winter, as the squirrel of nuts?something for conversation in winter evenings. -- Henry David Thoreau
The squirrel hoards nuts and the bee gathers honey, without knowing what they do, and they are thus provided for without selfishness or disgrace. -- Ralph Waldo Emerson
Show Dr. Princi your teeth. That's right, let's see 'em all. Christ, Sparks, is that your tongue or are you swallowing a squirrel? Keep moving - -- Thomas Harris
Although we didn't invite Lucinda, she arrived anyway-with a gift. "No need," Char and I chimed together. "Remember when you were a squirrel," Mandy said. -- Gail Carson Levine
Step aside? I step aside for nobeast, whether it be a hallowed hedgehog, an officious otter, a seasoned squirrel, a mutterin' mole or a befuddled badger! -- Brian Jacques
Go on, try weasel, try squirrel; it tastes like chicken, it tastes just like chicken! If it tastes just like chicken, why don't you gimme some damn chicken? -- Bobcat Goldthwait
A squirrel is the same as a can, when there's a bb gun in my hand. Can't you see that I am just a man? With distinctions... and comparisons. -- Demetri Martin
Her young soul felt cut up like a fifty-year-old, like a squirrel that appeared content, but carried scars from the vestige of time in its black and gray grooves. -- Meghna Pant
Why do people give each other flowers? To celebrate various important occasions, they're killing living creatures? Why restrict it to plants? 'Sweetheart, let's make up. Have this deceased squirrel. -- Jerry Seinfeld
O sweet September, thy first breezes bring The dry leaf's rustle and the squirrel's laughter, The cool fresh air whence health and vigor spring And promise of exceeding joy hereafter. -- George Arnold
The squirrel has not yet found the acorn that will grow to the oak that will be cut to form the cradle of the babe that will grow to slay me. -- Neil Gaiman
The weirdest thing can squirrel an investigation Never speak ill of the dead, and never, ever, claim you've got a suspect until the court case is over and he's behind bars. -- Ridley Pearson
A fine lady is a squirrel-headed thing, with small airs and small notions; about as applicable to the business of life as a pair of tweezers to the clearing of a forest. -- George Eliot
Now, many of us in the Labour Party are conservationists - and we all love the red squirrel. But there is one ginger rodent which we never want to see again - Danny Alexander. -- Harriet Harman
Let me tell you, if you have never seen an agitated squirrel you have seen very little, nor have you heard much, because the sound of an angry squirrel is not to be forgotten. -- Joe R. Lansdale
The best moments any of us have as human beings are those moments when for a little while it is possible to escape the squirrel-cage of being me into the landscape of being us. -- Frederick Buechner
Take this squirrel, for instance. Ulysses. Do I believe he can type poetry? Sure, I do believe it. There is much more beauty in the world if I believe such a thing is possible. -- Kate DiCamillo
I tried to think of my knowledge, but it was a squirrel's heap of winter nuts. There was no strength in my knowledge any more and I felt small and naked as a new-hatched bird. -- Stephen Vincent Benet
First, a gorgeous breakfast: just everything you can imagine from flapjacks and fried squirrel to hominy grits and honey in the comb...we're so impatient to get at the presents we can't eat a mouthful. -- Truman Capote
Living is no laughing matter: you must live with great seriousness like a squirrel for example - I mean without looking for something beyond and above living, I mean living must be your whole occupation. -- Nazim Hikmet

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