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Spoon feeding in the long run teaches us nothing but the shape of the spoon. -- E. M. Forster
Spoon the sauce over the ice cream. It will harden. This is what you have been working for. -- Nicholson Baker
I want to write a song called Two Straws and a Spoon, about one man being cuckolded by a milkshake. -- Jarod Kintz
Sunday night meant, in the dark, wintry, rainy Midlands ... anywhere where two creatures might stand and squeeze together and spoon.... Spooning was a fine art, whereas kissing and cuddling are calf-processes. -- D. H. Lawrence
Sandwiches are wonderful. You don't need a spoon or a plate! -- Paul Lynde
If you can't tell a spoon from a ladle, then you're fat! -- Demetri Martin
When you are dining with a demon, you got to have a long spoon. -- Navjot Singh Sidhu
If you try hard enough, you can bend the spoon; you can shift reality. -- Christopher Meloni
I wasn't born with a golden spoon in my mouth. It was a really tough life. -- Yohan Blake
I'm a simple man. Grew up in a small town. Came from humble beginnings. No silver spoon. -- Robin S. Sharma
The worst thing you can do to a child, and I've seen it happen so many times, is the silver spoon. -- Elton John
High School is like a spork: it's a crappy spoon and a crappy fork, so in the end it's just plain useless. -- John Mayer
With everything that I design, from a church to a plate to skyscraper to a spoon. I am always thinking about voluptuous volumes and spaces. -- Greg Lynn
I've never felt like I was born with a silver spoon at all, although I've felt like howling at the moon a lot of times! -- Van Morrison
We're leaving the House to people who either were born with a silver spoon in their mouth... or couldn't get better jobs in the first place. -- Jerry Lewis
Ask people to pitch in - hand them a spoon and ask them to stir. Doing things together, having everyone help, makes for a nicer party. -- Ruth Reichl
I needed to grow up and do things all adults do. It was time to stop having everything spoon fed to me. It was about being independent. -- Paula Creamer
To be born in Wales, not with a silver spoon in your mouth, but, with music in your blood and with poetry in your soul, is a privilege indeed. -- Brian Harris
You wake up in the morning and you look at your old spoon, and you say to yourself, 'Mick, it's time to get yourself a new spoon.' And you do. -- Mick Jagger
I usually don't like to 'spoon feed' my audience, because I grew up idolizing story tellers who tell stories using symbolism, so it was in my nature to do the same. -- The Weeknd
A man with a silver spoon may get his share of supporters, but he can never be an inspiration for somebody! Patience and hard work are the key to every man's success. -- Kailash Kher
They dined on mince, and slices of quince, Which they ate with a runcible spoon; And hand in hand, on the edge of the sand, They danced by the light of the moon. -- Edward Lear
Some breakfast cereals only come into their own as children's party treats: what are cornflakes and Coco Pops for, if not to clump together with melted chocolate and spoon into a cupcake holder? -- Yotam Ottolenghi
I'm brilliant at cooking my stepmother's scrambled egg recipe. The secret is to put eggs, butter, milk, and seasoning together in the saucepan, and to keep stirring with a wooden spoon under a low heat until the preferred consistency is reached. -- Ian Mckellen
I often eat Skippy's Super Chunk peanut butter out of the jar with a spoon. I don't shamefully sneak it in the dark of night when everyone is in bed. I just twist that cap off and go to town right out in the open. -- Willie Geist
When I was 9 years old, I really wanted to be in the show business. I really wanted to be an artist. I would grab a wooden spoon and I would start singing, even if it was for my uncles and my aunts. And I would just sing any lah-lah song. -- Ricky Martin
The book is like the spoon, scissors, the hammer, the wheel. Once invented, it cannot be improved. You cannot make a spoon that is better than a spoon... The book has been thoroughly tested, and it's very hard to see how it could be improved on for its current purposes. -- Umberto Eco
Every decently-made object, from a house to a lamp post to a bridge, spoon or egg cup, is not just a piece of 'stuff' but a physical embodiment of human energy, testimony to the magical ability of our species to take raw materials and turn them into things of use, value and beauty. -- Kevin McCloud
Maybe you weren't born with a silver spoon in your mouth, but like every American, you carry a deed to 635 million acres of public lands. That's right. Even if you don't own a house or the latest computer on the market, you own Yosemite, Yellowstone, the Grand Canyon, Golden Gate National Recreation Area, and many other natural treasures. -- John Garamendi
Gag me with a spoon! -- Moon Unit Zappa
I love the cancer spoon! -- Vicki Pettersson
Every silver spoon is tarnished. -- Beverley Sylvester
You're the little spoon, aren't you? -- Rob Thurman
A broken spoon may become a fork. -- Stephen King
I like to spoon after I fork. -- Jarod Kintz
But I can still lick the spoon! -- Johnny Knoxville
Frankly, I was born with a silver spoon. -- Mitt Romney
She smiles at her reflection in a spoon. -- Edie Brickell
There's no silver spoon treatment in this place. -- Joe Calzaghe
Brighten someone's by adding a spoon full of kindness. -- Tom Baker
A broken spoon may be a fork in disguise. -- Stephen King
The sun is mirrored even in a coffee spoon, -- Sigfried Giedion
My knees could have been stirred with a spoon. -- Margaret Halsey
I wasnt born with a silver spoon in my mouth -- David Burge
I was born with a plastic spoon in my mouth. -- Pete Townshend
There is no spoon. I am completely spoonless over here. -- Jim Butcher
Mark Henry is so strong he eats steak with a spoon. -- Jerry Lawler
I did not grow up with silver spoon in my mouth. -- Megyn Kelly
He must have a long spoon that eats with the devil. -- Christopher Marlowe
A man that's fond precociously of stirring , :;:; Must be a spoon. -- Thomas Hood
Every man was not born with a silver spoon in his mouth. -- Miguel de Cervantes
Oh, the testosterone. You could have cut it with a cafeteria spoon. -- Lilith Saintcrow
My cooking spoon,My magic wand, Of this dish,You will be fond. -- The Silver Elves
A spoon full of honey gets more flies than a barrel full of vinegar. -- Saint Francis de Sales
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My mom always said I liked to stir the pot with a glittering spoon. -- Kris Carr
This next presenter is so lovely you could eat her up with a spoon -- Neil Patrick Harris
If you cannot stand a spoon upright in the cup, then the coffee is too weak. -- Lawrence Block
Probably, on some subconscious level, I was motivated by not wanting to spoon-feed any similar flavors. -- Feist
The mellow sweetness of pumpkin pie off a prison spoon is something you will never forget. -- Mitchell Burgess
I've realized you can use a fork as a spoon if you use it rapidly enough. -- John Mayer
I wasnt born with a golden spoon in my mouth. It was a really tough life. -- Yohan Blake
You don't need to be born with a silver spoon to reach for the brass ring -- Sandra Lee
Might as well try to drink the ocean with a spoon as argue with a lover. -- Stephen King
Sorcery is the sauce fools spoon over failure to hide the flavor of their own incompetence. -- George R. R. Martin
Joy sat in my throat like an egg resting on a spoon, quiet and fragile, but real. -- Shannon Kopp
That's Narmer with the spoon," I guessed. "Angry because the other bloke stole his breakfast cereal? -- Rick Riordan
From the air the Mexican landscape looks as if it had been stirred with a giant spoon. -- Biloine W. Young
When it rains manna from heaven, some people put up an umbrella. Others reach for a big spoon. -- Peter Drucker
I was not, though, born with a silver spoon in my mouth. Despite what people seem to think. -- Michael Audain
There is no disgrace in working. There was no silver spoon around at the time I was born. -- Anna Held
If I'm not supposed to be awake, why are you here?" I mumbled. "To be the little spoon. -- Karen Chance
If your eyes hurt after you drink coffee, you have to take the spoon out of the cup. -- Norm Crosby
One man is born with a silver spoon in his mouth, and the other with a wooden ladle. -- Oliver Goldsmith
A little spoon for a cup of soup teaches to be patient; and the big one, to be greedy! -- Mehmet Murat ildan
I boil my tears in a twisted spoon And dance like an angel on the point of a needle. -- Etheridge Knight
Life is half delicious yogurt, half crap, and your job is to keep the plastic spoon in the yogurt. -- Scott Adams
And the cat's in the cradle and the silver spoon Little boy blue and the man in the moon. -- Harry Chapin
I like my coffee hot and strong. Like I like my women: hot and strong...with a spoon in them. -- Eddie Izzard
Father, bless me for I have sinned, I did an original sinâ?¦ I poked a badger with a spoon. -- Eddie Izzard
I think the serving size of ice cream is when you hear the spoon hit the bottom of the container. -- Brian Regan
A poet is someone Who can pour Light into a spoon, Then raise it To nourish Your beautiful parched, holy mouth. -- Hafez
Reading and writing, arithmetic and grammar do not constitute education, any more than a knife, fork and spoon constitute a dinner. -- John Lubbock
An' that cold hand o' wind was Old Georgie's hand, yay, the devil what was standin' there wavin' a crookit spoon." -- David Mitchell
Intellectual food is like any other; it is pleasanter and more beneficial to take it with a spoon than a shovel. -- Mark Twain
As you can taste a pot full of food with a spoon likewise someone's tounge can tell you about his heart. -- Ibn Qayyim Al-Jawziyya
Instead of idleness, vanity, or an intellect formed by the spoon-feeding of others, my girls have acquired energy, industry, and independence. -- Geraldine Brooks
My dad was a movie star. Having that name was good and bad. People think it's a silver spoon. It's not. -- Michael Douglas
The rule in carving holds good as to criticism; never cut with a knife what you can cut with a spoon. -- Charles Buxton
My love for you would blot out the sun like a cloud made out of yogurt. I hope you brought a spoon. -- Jarod Kintz
Nutella. I dig my spoon in and eat it straight out of the jar. I can easily go through one a week. -- Malin Akerman
I skimmed the pond scum with a spoon like broth in a soup bowl. Why does everything have to remind me of her? -- Jarod Kintz
And you, Kibbles, had better lay off me. One more growl and I swear I'm going to geld you with a spoon. (Zarek) -- Sherrilyn Kenyon
Teaching people the best way to market organically with Facebook, is like teaching them the best way to butter bread, with a spoon. -- Jim Connolly
He could hardly lift his spoon during breakfast, and then he was out on the lake, his spoon soon replaced by a shovel. -- Louis Sachar
We can grow so accustomed to being spoon-fed the Word of God that we sometimes forget how to examine the Scriptures for ourselves. -- Beth Moore
I just get excited doing shows. Off stage I am actually very feeble and must be spoon-fed because my hands are too brittle. -- Dane Cook
It could be a spoonful of diamonds, could be a spoonful of gold. Just a little spoon of your precious love satisfies my soul. -- Willie Dixon
Jack was balancing a spoon on his nose when I walked in. "You," I said knocking it off his face. "Me!" He answered cheerfully. -- Kiersten White
Hungry and thirsty? Soup solves both problems at once. My love for you is starved and dehydrated, and all I need is one spoon. -- Jarod Kintz
You don't become satisfied because you have a golden spoon in your palm; you become satisfied when it begins to feed you... Use it! -- Israelmore Ayivor
A man shouldn't bite the hand that feeds him, even if another holds out a golden spoon to him as reward after his betrayal. -- A.J. Darkholme
The good doctor put a spoon of tea into my honey." "You're drinking tea a honey badger made," Jim said. "What did you expect? -- Ilona Andrews
The secret of happiness is to see all the marvels of the world, and never to forget the drops of oil on the spoon. -- Paulo Coelho
I'm hungry but I won't order 18 tubs of ketchup and a spoon. No, I'll order it because I'm thirsty, and I'll ask for a straw. -- Jarod Kintz
The time is past when Christians in America can take a long spoon and hand the gospel to the black man out the back door. -- Mordecai Wyatt Johnson
Once I cried in a restaurant because the waitress told me I couldn't eat my soup with a fork, I had to use a spoon. -- Liam Payne
Though through all his life a fool associates with a wise man, he yet understands not the Dharma, as the spoon, the flavor of soup. -- Gautama Buddha
I kind of picked up the game at an early age. The way that other kids would learn what a fork or a spoon is. -- Drew Bledsoe
In taking soup, it is necessary to avoid lifting too much in the spoon, or filling the mouth so full as almost to stop the breath. -- Jean-Baptiste de La Salle
Someday she will be saved, and the past and all its pain will be rendered as smoothly palatable as the food we spoon to our babies. -- Lauren Oliver
Americans are used to being pandered to and spoon-fed everything. In a culture that needs caffeine-free cherry chocolate diet Coke, you'd best deliver information with entertainment. -- Bill Maher
My sister gave me a big bucket of Cool Whip. Isn't that awesome? For two weeks I basically watched Emergency! and ate cool whip with a spoon. -- Steve Zahn
A spoon cannot taste of the food it carries. Likewise, a foolish man cannot understand the wise manÂ´s wisdom even if he associates with a sage. -- Dalai Lama
Wind is the heart of the wave, the spoon of the sea and the angry bull of the ships. Without wind, there is no ardour, no agitation! -- Mehmet Murat ildan
I give the spectator the possibility of participating. The audience completes the film by thinking about it; those who watch must not be just consumers ingesting spoon-fed images. -- Michael Haneke
If you find a fork on your way when you are in need of a spoon, take it to give someone who is in need of a fork! -- Mehmet Murat ildan
I am too many flavors for one f***ing spoon. I want to erase the lines so I can be me. If we do not speak, who will? -- Staceyann Chin
The spiritually starving hesitate to partake of the Spirit like a child's reaction to new and strange food. They must be offered a tiny bite on a spoon. -- Boyd K. Packer
The area was encompassed in a bubble of warm, fragrant steam from the funnel cake deep fryers. It smelled like sweet vanilla cake batter you licked off a spoon. -- Sarah Addison Allen

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