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Hold everybody accountable? Ridiculous! -- W. Edwards Deming
Ridiculous stuff happens when I travel. -- Rebecca Lobo
Ridiculous sums of money can be confusing. -- Bill Gates
Ridiculous modes, invented by ignorance, and adopted by folly. -- Tobias Smollett
What is Spiritual Littering? Ridiculous teachings given by ignorant, self proclaimed spiritual leaders. -- Shon Mehta
The only source of the true Ridiculous (as it appears to me) is affectation -- Henry Fielding
Year in and year out, under the guise of the Ridiculous, we attempt the Sublime. -- Charles Ludlam
My anguish came from my hypothesis that other people's hypothetical hypotheses about me mattered. Ridiculous! -- Martha Beck
There's a notion I'd like to see buried: the ordinary person. Ridiculous. There is no ordinary person. -- Alan Moore
Ah, political physics. Someone wins an election and, poof, they are a candidate for vice president. Ridiculous. -- Mark McKinnon
They have said this is a lower level. Ridiculous! They're really both the same light, just two different forms. -- Frederick Lindemann, 1st Viscount Cherwell
I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet. -- Rodney Dangerfield
You invited him into bed?" Simon demanded, looking shaken. "Ridiculous, isn't it?" said Jace. "We would never have all fit. -- Cassandra Clare
I think when you see 'Ridiculous Six,' the show speaks for itself in terms of its treatment of American Indians. -- Ted Sarandos
Aunt Jane observed, the second time She tumbled off a bus, 'The step is short from the Sublime To the Ridiculous. -- Harry Graham
It is a curious thought, but it is only when you see people looking ridiculous that you realize just how much you love them. -- Agatha Christie
It's amazing how lucky Westlife were and what we achieved. It's very rare to have seven number ones in a row. Ridiculous in fact. -- Shane Filan
Perhaps it sounds ridiculous, but the best thing that young filmmakers should do is to get hold of a camera and some film and make a movie of any kind at all. -- Stanley Kubrick
All great deeds and all great thoughts have a ridiculous beginning. -- Albert Camus
Sex without love is as hollow and ridiculous as love without sex. -- Hunter S. Thompson
Generally speaking, the errors in religion are dangerous; those in philosophy only ridiculous. -- David Hume
There is always something ridiculous about the emotions of people whom one has ceased to love. -- Oscar Wilde
I was wearing like, a Juicy Couture men's polo shirt. We weren't there, like, ready for war -- Kanye West
Confidence is the willingness to be as ridiculous, luminous, intelligent, and kind as you really are, without embarrassment. -- Susan Piver
I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: 'O Lord make my enemies ridiculous.' And God granted it. -- Voltaire
I'm ridiculous in my oversharing; my mom and sister are very open but a little more judicious than me... and my father is a decidedly private person. -- Lena Dunham
That's always seemed so ridiculous to me, that people want to be around someone because they're pretty. It's like picking your breakfeast cereals based on color instead of taste. -- John Green
I hate when I'm on a flight and I wake up with a water bottle next to me like oh great now I gotta be responsible for this water bottle -- Kanye West
Don't strive for somebody else's notion of perfection. It's an unattainable and ultimately ridiculous goal. Strive instead to be uniquely yourself and when in doubt listen to your gut, because it already knows what you want to become. -- Meredith Vieira
I'm a pop enigma. I live and breathe every element in life. I rock a bespoke suit and I go to Harold's for fried chicken. It's all these things at once, because, as a taste maker, I find the best of everything. -- Kanye West
I believe in evidence. I believe in observation, measurement, and reasoning, confirmed by independent observers. I'll believe anything, no matter how wild and ridiculous, if there is evidence for it. The wilder and more ridiculous something is, however, the firmer and more solid the evidence will have to be. -- Isaac Asimov
I used to have the Virgin music [stores], and I would go there and just go up the escalator and say to myself, 'I'm soaking in these last moments of anonymity.' I knew I was going to make it this far; I knew that this was going to happen -- Kanye West
Whether I'm at a dinner with Anna Wintour or a listening party with Pusha T or in Rome with Virgil (Abloh, his style adviser) giving Fendi our designs and getting them knocked down... we brought the leather jogging pants six years ago to Fendi, and they said no. How many m*****f***ers you done seen with a leather jogging pant? -- Kanye West
People don't mind being mean; but they never want to be ridiculous. -- Moliere
Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring. -- Marilyn Monroe
Hope, like faith, is nothing if it is not courageous; it is nothing if it is not ridiculous. -- Thornton Wilder
I've viewed myself as slightly above average in talent. And where I excel is ridiculous, sickening work ethic. -- Will Smith
And where I excel is ridiculous, sickening, work ethic. You know, while the other guy's sleeping? I'm working. -- Will Smith
Reality really is theater. There's no other way to describe it. It's all so nonsensical, ridiculous and chaotic. -- Joe Rogan
My wife's jealousy is getting ridiculous. The other day she looked at my calendar and wanted to know who May was. -- Rodney Dangerfield
I've always considered myself to be just average talent and what I have is a ridiculous insane obsessiveness for practice and preparation. -- Will Smith
To criticize a person for their race is manifestly irrational and ridiculous, but to criticize their religion, that is a right. That is a freedom. -- Rowan Atkinson
It is difficult to live in the present, ridiculous to live in the future and impossible to live in the past. Nothing is as far away as one minute ago. -- Jim Bishop
Whether you're shuffling a deck of cards or holding your breath, magic is pretty simple: It comes down to training, practice, and experimentation, followed up by ridiculous pursuit and relentless perseverance. -- David Blaine
It is curious how instinctively one protects the image of oneself from idolatry or any other handling that could make it ridiculous, or too unlike the original to be believed any longer. -- Virginia Woolf
I often feel a discomfort, a kind of embarrassment, when I explain elementary-particle physics to laypeople. It all seems so arbitrary - the ridiculous collection of fundamental particles, the lack of pattern to their masses. -- Leonard Susskind
It was one of those evenings when men feel that truth, goodness and beauty are one. In the morning, when they commit their discovery to paper, when others read it written there, it looks wholly ridiculous. -- Aldous Huxley
I would never withhold information about the murder of my man Biggie, or anybody else. It's just silly and ridiculous. The accusations are just flying out. All I've been trying to do all my life is to make great music. -- Sean Combs
I'm not just offensive, I'm very smart about the way that I do it, and that takes a lot of time. People say that young comics shouldn't be trying these things. That's ridiculous. You should try everything and see what sticks. -- Anthony Jeselnik
Marriage equality is a term so ridiculous on its face that when you hear it mentioned, you would think you were in Riyadh. Years from now, perhaps we can lose the equality part, the same-sex part and call it what it is - marriage. -- Henry Rollins
The idea of forever is kind of ridiculous, which is unfortunate because it's kind of a nice thing to say, you know. I think it softens the blow of mortality and having to say goodbye to everything you know and everyone you love and all that kind of thing. -- Conor Oberst
Human beings are born solitary, but everywhere they are in chains - daisy chains - of interactivity. Social actions are makeshift forms, often courageous, sometimes ridiculous, always strange. And in a way, every social action is a negotiation, a compromise between 'his,' 'her' or 'their' wish and yours. -- Andy Warhol
I collect art, and I drink wine... things that I like that I had never been exposed to. But I never said, 'I'm going to buy art to impress this crowd.' That's just ridiculous to me. I don't live my life like that, because how could you be happy with yourself? -- Jay-Z
It seems ridiculous that you can be in one state with your driver's license and buy a firearm, and then in the next state it is totally illegal. There are real problems to that, but as soon as you bring up the subject and say 'gun control,' it sets a red flag. -- Joe Perry
Dallas is an extraordinary place in it's own right. The first thing about Dallas that you can't get away from, particularly when I arrived, you've got no idea of the heat in this place. It's over 100 degrees, and with that the humidity is ridiculous. I mean, people don't live here, armadillos live here. -- Chris Vance
I remember in the first season going, 'This is retarded. I can't believe they're making chefs do this.' But then it actually does show off certain skills. And at the end of the day, this is entertainment and this stuff is very entertaining. Is a lot of it ridiculous? Of course it is. But that's what makes it interesting. -- Tom Colicchio
Marriage is ridiculous. -- Goldie Hawn
Petitions are ridiculous. -- Shane MacGowan
Insight makes argument ridiculous. -- John Lancaster Spalding
I'm ridiculous, I'm ludicrous. -- Ludacris
Credulity is always ridiculous. -- Frances Wright
I'm so fortunate, it's ridiculous. -- Norman Reedus
Trick names are so ridiculous! -- Shaun White
Interview? Oh don't be ridiculous. -- Freddie Mercury
See the ridiculous in everything. -- Robert Smith
When in doubt, be ridiculous. -- Sherwood Smith
Humans can be fairly ridiculous animals. -- Barbara Kingsolver
Doubt is uncomfortable, certainty is ridiculous -- Voltaire
Nothing is more ridiculous than ridicule. -- Anthony Ashley-Cooper, 7th Earl of Shaftesbury
Doubt is uncomfortable, certainty is ridiculous. -- Voltaire
There is nothing ridiculous in love. -- Ella Wheeler Wilcox
Tragedy is the most ridiculous thing. -- Frida Kahlo
Life is ridiculous. It's not our fault. -- Blake Nelson
I am so pro-swine flu it's ridiculous. -- Bill Burr
Following fashion trends, however ridiculous or uncomfortable. -- Paulo Coelho
Life: Absolutely serious but simultaneously absolutely ridiculous. -- M Chapman
That I'm an alcoholic is completely ridiculous. -- Shannen Doherty
Everything is ultimately peculiar and ultimately ridiculous. -- Thomas Ligotti
Ridicule is the unfortunate destiny of the ridiculous. -- James Howard Kunstler
I lost my ridiculous accent without acquiring another -- John Ashbery
Tottenham ice their sublime cake with the ridiculous. -- Peter Drury
It's better being completely ridiculous than unbelievably boring. -- Marilyn Monroe
You are afraid of the people unrestrained-how ridiculous! -- Marquis de Sade
There are always going to be ridiculous rumours. -- Kim Kardashian
People look ridiculous when they?re in ecstasy.... -- David Byrne
Keeping ridiculous hours doesn't mean you'll be successful. -- Tony Dungy
Betrayal isn't ridiculous. It's the reason empires fall. -- Marisha Pessl
everything is ridiculous if one thinks of death -- Thomas Bernhard
I'm ridiculous to feel ridiculous when I'm not. -- R. D. Laing
Regrets are ridiculous, so I don't regret, no. -- Nicole Kidman
At the heart of the ridiculous, the sublime -- Derek Mahon
You can't lie to God - it's ridiculous. -- Jimmy Swaggart
Let the words be gazetted and ridiculous henceforward. -- Ralph Waldo Emerson
Sometimes life gives us lessons sent in ridiculous packaging. -- Dar Williams
Think of something to make the ridiculous look ridiculous. -- Molly Ivins
To me the world seems grotesque, absurd, ridiculous, painful. -- Eugene Ionesco
Anyone who's 71 years old would look ridiculous singing rock. -- Grace Slick
My artwork gets stolen all the time; it's ridiculous. -- Barry McGee
Rock is very, very important and very, very ridiculous. -- Pete Townshend
Judge a man's character by what he finds ridiculous. -- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
Beware the ridiculous. It will one day rule you. -- Steven Dietz
Vanity makes people ridiculous, pride odious, and ambition terrible. -- Richard Steele
Racism is ridiculous no matter where it's coming from. -- Alan Ball
That's ridiculous." Especially the part about Christian being manly. -- Richelle Mead
People say I am against Darwin. That is ridiculous. -- Lynn Margulis
The Cha-Cha is no more ridiculous than life itself. -- Whit Stillman
For someone to say I am overweight is completely ridiculous. -- Lindsey Vonn
He understands my pity for his ridiculous, humiliating physical necessity. -- Anais Nin
Poverty, Poetry, and new Titles of Honor, make Men ridiculous -- Benjamin Franklin
I've done 10 or 11 pilots for network television, which is ridiculous. -- Dave Chappelle
The idea of it (draining Lake Powell) is absolutely ridiculous. -- Jane D. Hull
All those ridiculous songs about love - I finally understood. -- Jennifer Flackett
The whole decathlon is ridiculous, but the 1,500 meters is insanity. -- Rafer Johnson
I thought: this is how life is, ridiculous beyond comprehension. -- Barbara Kingsolver
And hope is like love...a ridiculous, wonderful, powerful thing. -- Kate DiCamillo
He's disappeared to Azerbaijan, or somewhere ridiculous in the world. -- Harry Redknapp
In politics, being ridiculous is more damaging than being extreme. -- Roy Hattersley
Education makes some men wiser, others more ridiculous and foolish! -- Norm MacDonald
Walking has been ridiculous in college basketball the past 15 years. -- Bobby Knight
The studio scene in California is sort of ridiculous anyway. -- Paul Kantner

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