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While tax refunds amount to substantial income for many Americans, current IRS rules do not allow taxpayers to directly deposit their refund into more than one account. -- Jim Cooper
In general, anyone who paid the long distance telephone tax will get the refund on their 2006 federal income tax return. This includes individuals, businesses and non-profit organizations. -- Virgil Goode
Getting a tax refund is nice, but having more money year-round is better. If you get a chunk of change from the IRS, you're giving the government an interest-free loan - not something they, or any bank, would ever give you. Instead, change your withholding so you get a little extra in each paycheck. -- Jean Chatzky
Always overpay your taxes.That way you'll get a refund. -- Meyer Lansky
I had sex with a prostitute when I was 21, I was so bad, she gave me a refund. -- Robin Williams
A refund for defective software might be nice, except it would bankrupt the entire software industry in the first year. -- Andrew S. Tanenbaum
I was very surprised when last I bought a packet of cigarettes and had to request a refund as I read a warning that told me 'smoking can cause fatal lung cancer'. -- Robert Clark
In life, if you are refused membership to a club, you get a refund check for dues paid; what happens to your tithes if Jesus denies you entry to God's Paradise? Mal. 3:10. -- Felix Wantang
The retail industry has its own headache: it loses $16 billion a year to customers who buy clothes, wear them with the tags tucked in, and return these secondhand clothes for a full refund. -- Dan Ariely

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