Robert Clark quotes:

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  • I would say happy new year, but it's not happy; it's exactly the same as last year except colder.

  • Above all others I pity the homeless: where can they go to masturbate?

  • Embryonic cells, by their very definition, are not from your body. Right now, inside your body, you have everything necessary to build what you need now.

  • I was very surprised when last I bought a packet of cigarettes and had to request a refund as I read a warning that told me 'smoking can cause fatal lung cancer'.

  • My daughter told me she wasn't afraid of spider but that she was afraid of my smoking. She said that she was afraid of my dying.

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