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The Refrigerator" Perry: "I've been big ever since I was little. -- Prince William
My refrigerator is powerful. In fact, it has a direct link to my overall well-being. -- Kris Carr
You can converge a toaster and a refrigerator, but those things are probably not going to be pleasing to the user. -- Tim Cook
Leftovers in their less visible form are called memories. Stored in the refrigerator of the mind and the cupboard of the heart. -- Thomas Fuller
My mom had Julia Child and 'The Fannie Farmer Cookbook' on top of the refrigerator, and she had a small repertoire of French dishes. -- Anthony Bourdain
Since I travel so much, it's always great to be home. There's nothing like getting to raid my own refrigerator at two in the morning. -- Amy Grant
If it weren't for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so far apart, some of us wouldn't get any exercise at all. -- Joey Adams
Living on $6 a day means you have a refrigerator, a TV, a cell phone, your children can go to school. That's not possible on $1 a day. -- Bill Gates
I got a strength coach. My wife. She gets big chains, and at night she puts them around the refrigerator. They are so strong, I can't break them. -- George Foreman
My theory on housework is, if the item doesn't multiply, smell, catch fire, or block the refrigerator door, let it be. No one else cares. Why should you? -- Erma Bombeck
Any purchase is one for the future. If you buy a refrigerator, you are making a commitment to the future so that you have food to eat for the next ten years. -- Kenneth Arrow
Cleaning is my favorite way to relax. I clear things out and get rid of the stuff I don't need. When the food pantry and the refrigerator are organized, I feel less stressed. -- Jennifer Morrison
I am not one to turn down macaroni and cheese, even late at night. I love Italian food. I love pasta... A refrigerator full of water and Gatorade? Honey, that's just not gonna happen. -- Queen Latifah
Last year, I made a refrigerator in my basement. And I needed to because I needed to figure how - you know there is no such thing as 'cold.' There is only less heat. -- Alton Brown
For my birthday my husband learned to cook and is cooking one day a week for me. But he only likes to do fancy dishes. So we end up with weird, obscure things in the refrigerator. -- Cheryl Hines
Open your refrigerator door, and you summon forth more light than the total amount enjoyed by most households in the 18th century. The world at night, for much of history, was a very dark place indeed. -- Bill Bryson
Patriarchy is impotent and qualitatively unable to solve even the most simple problems in the cosmos such as picking up their own socks or placing a carton of milk back in the refrigerator after drinking from it. -- Roseanne Barr
I always think if you have to cook once, it should feed you twice. If you're going to make a big chicken and vegetable soup for lunch on Monday, you stick it in the refrigerator and it's also for Wednesday's dinner. -- Curtis Stone
At hotels, you are an actress. Absolutely. You can do what you want. Go where you want. I love my home too. But I love to arrive in a hotel. They have books, chocolate, food. I put things in the little refrigerator. -- Sonia Rykiel
If I have a weakness, it's probably ice cream. That's where I get lax, sloppy. I'll sneak into the refrigerator at night and take two or three bites and put it back. Butter pecan. Only two or three bites, but it shows. -- Jack Nicklaus
Our cellar home had a kitchen and a combination bedroom and half bath, which meant we had a sink next to the bed. We had no refrigerator, no shower or tub, and no privacy. My parents shared the bedroom with my sister and me. -- Lou Holtz
Open your refrigerator, your freezer, your kitchen cupboards, and look at the labels on your food. You'll find 'natural flavor' or 'artificial flavor' in just about every list of ingredients. The similarities between these two broad categories are far more significant than the differences. -- David Chang
That's one thing people don't know about me - I eat in my sleep. I can't keep things in the house; I literally have in my refrigerator water, coconut water, orange juice, hemp milk and like, tea bags. And that's really it. Because I eat in my sleep. -- Denise Vasi
I thought it was normal to recycle pants and shoes from your older cousins. That was just my way of life. At the end of the month, there was not much food in the refrigerator and you're hoping the first comes so food can come again. You never forget those things. -- Tyson Chandler
I remember once in junior high school, on a Friday, my mom came home from work and said to my brother and I, 'You know, between us, we have only 27 cents, but we have food in the refrigerator, we have our little garden out back, and we're happy, so we are rich.' -- John Paul DeJoria
In order to have good fried chicken, you should wash and season the bird the morning you're preparing it for dinner. Don't wait and do it right before you start cooking. Throw it in the refrigerator, seasoned, that morning, and give it a chance to soak up all the salt and pepper and goodness. -- Paula Deen
I remember that at the beginning of the month, the kind of menus my mom and father would prepare for us would have fish, chicken. But at the end of the month - because my father would be waiting for paycheck - the refrigerator would get empty. I remember that without a lot of food left, some of the best meals happened right there. -- Jose Andres Puerta
Knights would have probably liked refrigerator magnets. -- Demetri Martin
Never be less interesting than your refrigerator magnets. -- Demetri Martin
When one door closes another door opens. Usually a refrigerator. -- Bonnie McFarlane
If God had a refrigerator, your picture would be on it. -- Max Lucado
Why shouldn't a PC work like a refrigerator or a toaster? -- Walt Mossberg
Like trying to keep a fatman out of the refrigerator. 'Lila -- Robert M. Pirsig
Her body is one big refrigerator, where Art is well stored. -- Elfriede Jelinek
No security guard can stop a refrigerator falling off a skyscraper. -- Jadakiss
Family fun is as necessary to modern living as a kitchen refrigerator. -- Walt Disney
I always have dashi in my refrigerator - it's the almighty Japanese ingredient. -- Masaharu Morimoto
If your fridge is full this Christmas, use nature's refrigerator - your car! -- Anthea Turner
Aaron Burr was like a new refrigerator. He was bright, cold and empty. -- Richard Brookhiser
I don't have a sort of Amway-esque chart up on my refrigerator or anything. -- Jon Stewart
When I open a refrigerator door and the light goes on, I want to perform. -- Mickey Rooney
A woman is a lot like a refrigerator. Six feet tall, 300 pounds...it makes ice. -- Homer
I do twenty minutes every time the refrigerator door opens and the light comes on. -- Debbie Reynolds
Spend at least as much time researching a stock as you would choosing a refrigerator. -- Peter Lynch
A refrigerator runs by converting the dust behind it into a peculiar mutant, reptilian substance. -- Colin McEnroe
Giving a politician access to your wallet is like giving a dog access to your refrigerator. -- Tim Barber
My refrigerator is full of kale and greens. I can't imagine something greasy, or eating meat. -- Pamela Anderson
You can no more keep a Martini in the refrigerator than you can keep a kiss there. -- Bernard DeVoto
In the restaurant business, there's the concept of pivot. Pivot to the stove, pivot to the refrigerator. -- Tom Douglas
Some critics are emotionally desiccated, personally about as attractive as a year-old peach in a single girl's refrigerator. -- Mel Brooks
It would be far easier to lose weight permanently if replacement parts weren't so handy in the refrigerator. -- Hugh Allen
I shouldn't tell jokes about my wife. she's attached to a machine that keeps her alive... The refrigerator. -- Rodney Dangerfield
You might be a redneck if you move your refrigerator and the grass underneath it has turned yellow. -- Jeff Foxworthy
A cluttered refrigerator door is to a growing family what a wet nose is to a healthy dog. -- Lori Borgman
I love cooking and one of my favourite things to do with my husband is open up the refrigerator. -- Alicia Silverstone
We never talked to each other in my family. We communicated by putting Ann Landers articles on the refrigerator. -- Judy Gold
I am someone who puts their takeout or leftovers into the Tupperware and stores it in the refrigerator overnight. -- Jane Krakowski
My wife says when I go out to the refrigerator, I do three minutes (entertaining) when the light goes on! -- Davy Jones
It never happens that, when we go home and open the refrigerator, we see all infinitely many prime numbers there. -- Kato
For me, a kitchen is like science fiction. I only go there to open the refrigerator and take something out. -- Ann-Margret
I'm the classic absent-minded professor: I'm very focused on something, and meanwhile, I've left the refrigerator door open for hours. -- Jewel
These kids [of the current generation] have no fear of technology ... sort of like I have no fear of a refrigerator. -- Don Tapscott
Wives and such are constantly filling up any refrigerator they have a claim on, even its ice-compartment, with irrelevant rubbish like food. -- Kingsley Amis
I may be able to spot arrowheads on the desert but a refrigerator is a jungle in which I am easily lost. -- Edward T. Hall
A refrigerator is the opposite of a drug addict, because a refrigerator starts in a box and then moves to a house. -- Demetri Martin
Jack Kerouac, like a sick refrigerator, worked too hard at keeping cool and died on his mama's lap from alcohol and infantilism. -- Edward Abbey
The peculiar habit, when searching for a snack, of constantly returning to the refrigerator in hopes that something new will have materialized. -- Rich Hall
The game's in the refrigerator, the door's closed, the light's out, the eggs are cooling, the butter's getting hard and the Jell-O's jiggling, -- Chick Hearn
You've got to perform in a role hundreds of times. In keeping it fresh one can become a large, madly humming, demented refrigerator. -- Ralph Richardson
We've already seen digital picture frames pre-loaded with viruses; I'm not eager to have my refrigerator hacked or my alarm clock turned against me. -- Jamais Cascio
You don't want anybody walking into your house and taking a Gatorade out of your refrigerator, you've got to get in there and protect it. -- Tyson Chandler
I want to get a job naming kitchen appliances. That seems easy; refrigerator, toaster, blender. You just say what the thing does and add "er". -- Mitch Hedberg
Boys, they can't take my refrigerator now. They'll never get my car now. I paid cash for 'em and they're mine, and I'm keepin' 'em! -- Patsy Cline
I tend to watch a lot of movies at home. It's nice to be close to the refrigerator with my pyjamas on and just relax. -- Kathy Reichs
Minimalism in interior design has become a caricature. Everywhere you find shops or hotels with an ambience that makes you feel like you are in a refrigerator. -- Andree Putman
Anyone who's ever put a stamp on an envelope or a note on their refrigerator knows what it's like to make a collage. There's no esoteric technique. -- Elliott Hundley
I can't promise I'll never kill anyone again," he once said, strapping a refrigerator to his back. "It's unrealistic to live your life within such strict parameters -- David Sedaris
The turkey - my number one thing that people don't get is take that sucker out of the refrigerator about three hours before you plan on cooking it. -- Alton Brown
If you default on your Visa bill, nobody comes to repossess your refrigerator or auction off your shoes. The biggest penalty you'll face is trouble getting future credit. -- Virginia Postrel
Web applications will become more and more ubiquitous throughout our human environment, with walls, automobile dashboards, refrigerator doors all serving as displays giving us a window onto the Web. -- Tim Berners-Lee
I came from an Italian house. The refrigerator was always full. I never knew you had to buy food. I thought there were food fairies that came at night. -- Ray Romano
When I was 10 there wasnt trampolines and cartoon charaters, I never went to Chuck E Cheese! My mom said 'You wanna see a mouse pull the refrigerator Out!' -- George Lopez
He said "woman" in the same way I'd say "Mmmmm, yummy chocolate" after waking up from hunger pains and finding a Hershey bar in an empty refrigerator. -- Ilona Andrews
I remember the stink of the liverwurst. How I was put on a platter and laid between the mayonnaise and the bacon. The rhythm of the refrigerator had been disturbed. -- Anne Sexton
Whatever makes a child want to glue macaroni on a paper plate and paint the assemblage and see it on the refrigerator - that has always been strong in me. -- Robert Pinsky
...childlike wonder and awe have died. The scenery and poetry and music of the majesty of God have dried up like a forgotten peach at the back of the refrigerator. -- John Piper
I would not drink bottles of water at my mom's house because I never knew how long she'd been refilling them from the sink and putting them back in the refrigerator. -- Dan Fogelman
Of course, I am grateful for my strength. It makes me self-sufficient. When I bought a refrigerator, I carried it myself up the stairs to my apartment on the eighth floor. -- Aleksandr Karelin
Books wrote our life story, and as they accumulated on our shelves (and on our windowsills, and underneath our sofa, and on top of our refrigerator), they became chapters in it themselves. -- Anne Fadiman
If I took my turkey out of the refrigerator and, like, threw it in a dumpster or drug it down the street in New York for a while [it will make people sick]. -- Alton Brown
Moving around is good for creativity: the next line of dialogue that you desperately need may well be waiting in the back of the refrigerator or half a mile along your favorite walk. -- Will Shetterly
Generally, I liked feeling able to connect with millions of women on a very deep level. It felt special that women especially would cut out my strip and place it on a refrigerator. -- Cathy Guisewite
I had to stand in front of my refrigerator, which was open, dipping pretzels in cream cheese and stuffing them in my mouth. If I did that, I was good. Otherwise I was nauseous. -- Jennifer Connelly
I had never been in a supermarket before coming to America. At home, my parents wouldn't let me open the refrigerator, because they worried I'd damage the door by opening it too many times. -- Wendi Deng Murdoch
The ecclesiastical description of Hell is that of a horrible place of fire and torment; in Dante's Inferno, and in northern climes, it was thought to be an icy cold region, a giant refrigerator. -- Anton Szandor LaVey
The cement in our whole democracy today is the worker who makes $ 15 an hour. He's the guy who will buy a house and a car and a refrigerator. He's the oil in the engine. -- Lee Iacocca
My mother really would make these dreadful concoctions. She really prided herself on something called 'Everything Stew,' where she would take everything in the refrigerator, all the leftovers, and put them all together. -- Ruth Reichl
Even the stove and the refrigerator looked human, I mean good human - they seemed to have arms and voices and they said, hang around, kid, it's good here, it can be very good here. -- Charles Bukowski
The kind of crabbing my wife likes to do is to return from an afternoon's swim or sunbathing session, open the refrigerator door, and find a generous plate of crab cakes all ready to cook. -- Euell Gibbons
I've got a radio that occasionally I listen to. It's portable. It's got an antenna. I've put a piece of aluminum foil on it that gives me a little bit better reception. And a refrigerator. -- Burt Shavitz

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