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When you quit drinking you stop waiting. -- Caroline Knapp
I quit drinking every night, at 1:30 A.M. -- Ryan Adams
They asked me why I don't quit drinking, I told 'em I'm not a quitter. -- The Weeknd
I sobered up and I got to thinking, girl, you ain't much fun since I quit drinking. -- Toby Keith
I quit drinking, and I figure if I go to ten Yankee games this year without drinking I'll save $32,000. -- Artie Lange
I quit drinking, so I can think clear. When you have chop trouble, drinking doesn't help the healing process. -- Freddie Hubbard
After I quit drinking, I realized I am the same asshole I always was; I just have fewer dents in my car. -- Robin Williams
I quit drinking. That was a big problem for a lot of years. Then after that, I just started feeling grateful again. -- Billy Crystal
If you don't need to quit drinking, you shouldn't quit drinking. I used to really love to drink, and especially living in London, it's just built for drinking... -- Tom Ford
Economists believe there are three reasons why the Russian economy is doing so poorly. One, economic sanctions are working. Number two, low-price oil. And number three, Lindsay Lohan has quit drinking vodka. -- David Letterman
Did you ever drink so much of a certain type of alcohol that you get so sick that you can never drink the same kind again ? I've decided that's how I'm going to quit drinking. One-at-a-time. -- Doug Stanhope
I didn't quit drinking because I was a bad drunk. I quit because I was a spectacular drunk. It got to be like a video game, where you get to the highest level and it's not even a challenge any more. -- David Feherty
The writing is clean. I really wouldn't have changed a word. Most of it is true, too, except that the hero quits drinking and the girl grows up. On the last page, the couple gets married, which is a nice way for a love story to end. -- Melissa Bank
I quit drugs before I quit drinking because drugs were taking their toll on me. I was sick of the headaches and the puking and the shitting blood. I figured I'd stop everything but alcohol, but then I overcompensated with drinking. Now I'm totally clean because I don't choose to do either. -- Lars Frederiksen
I hate when your friends quit drinking on you, don't you? It's sad. I've lost more friends to AA than Liberace did to the virus. It's sad to see 'em go. You see a thirty day chip on your buddy's key ring, it's like seeing a toe tag on his cold, stiff corpse. -- Doug Stanhope
I gotta quit smoking, doctor's orders, and the drinking, court orders. -- Dave Attell
I've quit drugs and drinking and been into healthy stuff like yoga. -- Princess Superstar
It totally ruins my voice. I quit smoking, drinking, and doing ecstasy. -- Mark Hoppus
To quit between tee and green is more habit-forming than drinking a highball before breakfast. -- Sam Snead
If you keep on drinking rum, the world will soon be quit of a very dirty scoundrel -- Robert Louis Stevenson
If you keep on drinking rum, the world will soon be quit of a very dirty scoundrel! -- Robert Louis Stevenson
So I did quit coffee and I did quit smoking. But I haven't managed that with drinking! -- Sharon Olds
Since I've quit drinking, I'm not sure I've found the good life, but I've certainly uncovered a better one. -- Koren Zailckas
I'm glad I don't have a drinking problem,' I confided, 'because I don't think I'd ever be able to quit. -- Michael J. Fox
I'll quit coffee. It won't be easy drinking my Bailey's straight, but I'll get used to it. It'll still be the best part of waking up. -- Megan Mullally
My life sucks when Iâ??m only half-aware of it. If I quit drinking and saw what itâ??s really like, Iâ??d probably jump off a bridge. -- Becca Fitzpatrick
I told the waitress I wanted some coffee. She asked if I wanted leaded of unleaded, so I had to leave the restaurant, because I quit drinking gasoline years ago. -- Jarod Kintz

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