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Unless You Puke, Faint or Die, Keep Going! -- Jillian Michaels
Nutrition makes me puke. -- Jimmy Piersall
If I hear the word 'perky' again, I'll puke. -- Katie Couric
I love dark chocolate - I could eat it 'til I puke. -- Behati Prinsloo
What is comedy? Comedy is the art of making people laugh without making them puke. -- Steve Martin
I must be honest. I can only read so many paragraphs of a New York Times story before I puke. -- Rush Limbaugh
Throw up" Victor said.Bacteria, he believed, would run up his arms and gain access to his brain through his ear canalsVomit. Puke. Spew. Disgorge. Regorge. Discharge- like excrement.""Victor, stop it!" Doll snappedYou're making me nauseous.""Talk--vomit words. Sound and sound alike," he said." -- Tami Hoag
Happy endings make me puke. -- Roman Polanski
Jack Daniels makes us all puke. -- Graham Coxon
I could puke on myself and still be good looking. -- Scott Disick
Alright, remember, alcohol equals puke equals smelly mess equals nobody likes you. -- Adam Sandler
If I hear another line dance song I think I'm going to puke. -- Merle Haggard
There's not a sea the passenger e'er pukes in, Turns up more dangerous breakers than the Euxine. -- Lord Byron
Laurie got offended that I used the word "puke." But to me, that's what her dinner tasted like. -- Jack Handey
If I see Danny Hillis quoted as an expert on MPP one more time, I'm going to puke. -- Larry Ellison
Grand. There's a word I really hate. It's a phony. I could puke every time I hear it. -- J. D. Salinger
I'm fine, I am just going to go over here and puke shards of my own pelvis into this bush. -- Dane Cook
All you can do is hang in there and hope you don't get motion sickness and puke all over the newspapers. -- Jennifer Rardin
I try to get my subconscious to puke out as much stuff as I can because I'm really not judging myself while making music. -- Arca
Today I want to puke when I hear the word 'radical' applied so slothfully and stupidly to Islamist murderers; the most plainly reactionary people in the world. -- Christopher Hitchens
I don't like the piano player music of the movies, the Michael Nyman, and sometimes that piano music makes me puke. It's not really romantic. It's just trying to get your Pavlovian juices flowing because it's a technique now. -- Charlemagne Palestine
He (Tesla) was 84, and he died in a hotel, completely broke and alone. In love with a pigeon. This is a nightmare. I'm in hell. This is hell. I'm talking about Tesla in my puke. Tesla was the electric Jesus. I can't breathe. -- Duncan Trussell
It is useless not to seek, not to want, for when you cease to seek you start to find, and when you cease to want, then life begins to ram her fish and chips down your gullet until you puke, and then the puke down your gullet until you puke the puke, and then the puked puke until you begin to like it. -- Samuel Beckett
There is an endorphin rush that comes when you puke. It's kind of like a runners wall. Once you cross that wall, once you cross that party wall and you puke, you do get a rush. There are good chemicals there. And also, you've made more room in your gut, in your stomach, in your gullet for more content, whether it be fluids or foods. -- Andrew W.K.
I loved you so much once. I did. More than anything in the whole wide world. Imagine that. What a laugh that is now. Can you believe it? We were so intimate once upon a time I can't believe it now. The memory of being that intimate with somebody. We were so intimate I could puke. I can't imagine ever being that intimate with somebody else. I haven't been. -- Raymond Carver
The sight of burnt orange makes me puke. -- Brian Bosworth
I personally do not find puke funny. I find it disgusting. -- Lucy Punch
It's rare for me to read any fiction. I almost only read nonfiction. I don't believe in guilty pleasures, I only believe in pleasures. People who call reading detective fiction or eating dessert a guilty pleasure make me want to puke. -- Ira Glass
A quick puke, two rails of blow and she was solid. -- Carl Hiaasen
I eat the hearts of girls and puke slugs and snails. -- Raegan Butcher
Thus went my first Court Day. I think i'm going to puke. -- Tamora Pierce
We have a no puke rule. The purpose is performance, not puking. -- Jeff Galloway
Oh, we played about like three tons of buzzard puke this afternoon. -- Spike Dykes
He's a gutless puke, that's what Travis Green is. That's why he doesn't wear an Islander uniform any more. -- Mike Milbury
Heavy metal drives me bonkers, it makes me want to vomit, heavy metal really is a pile of puke. -- Ian Gillan
I see the world, it makes me puke,But then I look at you and know,that somewhere there's a someone who can soothe me. -- Morrissey
I see the world, it makes me puke,But then I look at you and know,that somewhere there's a someone who can soothe me. -- Morrissey
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People are appreciating the old stuff again and there's no MTV-style scene police to try to make us all listen to Machine Head and Pantera *puke*! -- Mat McNerney
I like it when the waiter askes you if you want parmesan cheese on your dinner, yeah, give me essence of puke all over me tea! -- Lee Evans
Fight Club is a thrill ride masquerading as philosophy - the kind of ride where some people puke and others can't wait to get on again. -- Roger Ebert
I never avoid something that challenges my guts and my heart. While I might occasionally puke my guts out, I have never puked my heart out. -- Michael Scott
I don't like this world. I definitely do not like it. The society in which I live disgusts me; advertising sickens me; computers make me puke. -- Michel Houellebecq
For me there was never a lot of glamor involved in being a junkie, it was about trying to hide the puke and bloodstains on my shirt. -- Jerry Stahl
I'm gonna be sick, I saidI'm ordering you not to, says Obi.Ah, don't say that, says Dee-DumShe's a born rebel. She'll puke just to make a point. -- Susan Ee
The Russians will never be able to get their missiles thought the dense protective layer of delayed flights circling over the United States in complex, puke-inducing holding patterns. -- Dave Barry
You know how teachers tell you the magic word is 'please'? That's not true. The magic word is 'puke'. It will get you out of class faster than anything else. -- Rick Riordan
He said they've literally set up a camp across the street from the hotel and they have signs and bullhorns and the kind of Christian attitude that makes God puke. -- Robyn Peterman
If his drunkenness had legs, it would be Alexander the Great and conquer the known world. Then it would puke for a week into a solid gold toilet it stole from Zeus's guest room. -- Richard Kadrey
Lemme take your picture! You fucking bok gwai low got a face carved out of rotten potato cured in dogshit, runover with a towtruck driven by Hellen Keller in a puke fit on pills... -- Frank Chin

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