Jimmy Piersall quotes:

I feel great. I had a triple bypass in 1976 and a quadruple bypass in 1984.

Nutrition makes me puke.

I didn't mind if they yelled at me, but when they came on the field, it was a different story.

I didn't get hurt in the contest. I hurt it the next day.

If Kona were to get a new logo, it would have to be a original character, not some well know one.

I asked my doctor how many more years I have left and he said, 'You're too ornery to die.

You touch me and I'll kick you in the rear.

We should have won the pennant that year. It was the best club I was ever on.

Spread the diaper in the position of the diamond with you at bat. Then fold second base down to home and set the baby on the pitcher's mound. Put first base and third together, bring up home plate and pin the three together. Of course, in case of rain, you gotta call the game and start all over again.

Probably the best thing that happened to me was going nuts. Nobody knew who I was until that happened.

I'm the gooney bird that walked to the bank. I'm doing better than most of those guys who said I was crazy.

There is no better therapy than understanding.

... I want the world to know that people like me who have returned from the half-world of mental oblivion are not forever contaminated. We have been sick.