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You can never have enough garlic. With enough garlic, you can eat The New York Times. -- Morley Safer
I don't think the intelligence reports are all that hot. Some days I get more out of the New York Times. -- John F. Kennedy
If you're a Democrat and 'The New York Times' is calling for your head, you know it's time for an exit strategy. -- Mark McKinnon
I heard that after you throw away a 'New York Times,' it takes over a hundred years for the lies to biodegrade. -- Stephen Colbert
I ain't no author, man... my writing skills are not of 'New York Times' best-seller quality, trust and believe it ain't. My vocabulary ain't. -- Steve Harvey
What's more important than who's going to be the first black manager is who's going to be the first black sports editor of the New York Times. -- Bill Russell
I can't name three first-rate literary critics in the United States. I'm told there are a few hidden away at universities, but they don't print them in 'The New York Times.' -- Gore Vidal
When you've written 10 books and have six on the New York Times best-seller list - and four have been No. 1 - I think you have a right to be a member of Congress. -- Marianne Williamson
With the exception of the New York Times, Fox news, and Lou Dobbs of CNN, and talk radio, the rest of the mainstream media has basically been silenced like a bunch of dumb monkeys. -- Curt Weldon
In my view, far from deserving condemnation for their courageous reporting, the New York Times, the Washington Post and other newspapers should be commended for serving the purpose that the Founding Fathers saw so clearly. -- Hugo Black
The New York Times editorial page is like a Ouija board that has only three answers, no matter what the question. The answers are: higher taxes, more restrictions on political speech and stricter gun control. -- Ann Coulter
I can understand the allure of a venerable Big Six imprint, of a shot at the New York Times list, of a publisher-sponsored book tour, of seeing your hardbacks in bookstores and your paperbacks in supermarkets. -- Barry Eisler
The great 'New York Times' columnist Dave Anderson famously slept one year in a child's race-car bed. There he was, Pulitzer Prize and all, snoring as his feet dangled over the rear tires of Lightning McQueen. -- Willie Geist
The first information I consume in the morning is probably 'The New York Times' and then my Twitter feed. I think Twitter is a really fascinating, easy way to stay on top of what stories are out there. -- Uzo Aduba
You open a section of 'The New York Times,' and there's a review or a story on a choreographer or a dancer, and there's an informative, clear image of a dancer. This is, in my view, not an interesting photograph. -- Mikhail Baryshnikov
I started 'Storyline' after I'd accomplished all my goals and still wasn't happy. I'd become a 'New York Times' bestselling author, which was my goal from high school, and yet I was less happy after accomplishing my goals than I was before. -- Donald Miller
I've had all six of my books reach the New York Times bestseller list, which is especially rewarding seeing as I flunked out of high school twice because I couldn't write. It just goes to show you that we learn from our mistakes. -- Robert Kiyosaki
My recipe for bliss on a Friday night consists of a 'New York Times' crossword puzzle and a new episode of 'Homicide;' Saturdays and Sundays are oriented around walks in the woods with the dog, human companion in tow some of the time but not always. -- Caroline Knapp
The New York Times made you or broke you. -- John Leguizamo
There's Adam Clymer, major league asshole from The New York Times. -- George W. Bush
Is the New York Times a Liberal Newspaper? Of course it is. -- Daniel Okrent
" [Donald] Trump may indeed be a little fascistic."New York Times wrote. -- Rachel Maddow
The New York Times is the official leak of the State Department. -- Mort Sahl
Egotism, n: Doing the New York Times crossword puzzle with a pen. -- Ambrose Bierce
I'm never surprised by the insensitivity of 'The New York Times' editorial board. -- Joe Lhota
I'm never surprised by the insensitivity of 'The New York Times' editorial board. -- Joe Lhota
The New York Times, they lie. They lie like I've never seen anything. -- Donald Trump
The L.A. Times, it's an anti-Christian publication, as is the New York Times. -- Mel Gibson
You can always count on the New York Times to cut your legs off. -- Adam Rapp
The New York Times, whose editorial department sounds like Cotton Mather rewriting Eleanor Roosevelt... -- William F. Buckley, Jr.
I got my job through the New York Times. [Written underneath:] So did Castro. -- Robert Reisner
Razib Khan Hired And Fired By The New York Times, Both On The Same Day! -- John Derbyshire
I think everything should be in verse. 'The New York Times' should be in verse. -- David Ives
These newspaper reporters... ever since Sullivan versus New York Times... have got a license to lie. -- Edward Bennett Williams
The 'New York Times' reviews of my work have been evenly divided - favourable and unfavourable. -- Zubin Mehta
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Without the New York Times, there is no blog community. They'd have nothing to blog about. -- Malcolm Gladwell
When good news about the market hits the front page of the New York Times, sell. -- Bernard Baruch
Never do nothing you wouldnt want printed on the front page of The New York Times. -- Judy Holliday
I like doing the crossword puzzle in the New York Times, not watching E! on TV. -- Paula Cole
If you're looking for a New York Times best-seller, I may or may not give you that. -- Simon Sinek
My only regret with Timothy McVeigh is he did not go to the New York Times Building. -- Ann Coulter
I actually buy the paper version of The New York Times maybe once or twice a week. -- Nate Silver
I read the New York Times, and if I'm in a different city, I'll skim that paper. -- David Cross
I do the 'New York Times' crossword puzzle every morning to keep the old grey matter ticking. -- Carol Burnett
The New York Times is the worst newspaper in the world and it's extremely vicious to artists. -- James Purdy
I'm barely reading the 'New York Times!' But I do try to keep abreast of things. -- Chris Diamantopoulos
I know another New York Times bestselling author - Beth Kephart - she self-published one of her books. -- Caroline Leavitt
I contemplated suicide. My main concern was that I would not make the New York Times obituary page. -- Art Buchwald
The New York Times published the guest list on the front page. The masks were a brilliant concept. -- George Plimpton
'The New York Times' thing... I think any actor would be thrilled to be profiled in that paper. -- John Hawkes
I'm not going to give it the big 'I am' now that I'm a New York Times bestseller. -- Samantha Shannon
David Carr was one of the most gifted journalists who has ever worked at The New York Times, -- Arthur Ochs Sulzberger
I am the one person who can truthfully say, I got my job through the New York Times. -- John F. Kennedy
When the 'New York Times' revealed the warrantless surveillance of voice calls, in December 2005, the telephone companies got nervous. -- Barton Gellman
When the New York Times revealed the warrantless surveillance of voice calls, in December 2005, the telephone companies got nervous. -- Barton Gellman
In the New York Times, you're going to get completely different information than you would in the USA Today. -- Tabitha Soren
The New York Times had not become The New York Times overnight. It had to earn its reputation day-by-day. -- Andrew Sullivan
I must be honest. I can only read so many paragraphs of a New York Times story before I puke. -- Rush Limbaugh
As far as liberals are concerned, the Democrats are concerned, when the New York Times clears you, you are cleared. -- Rush Limbaugh
As far as liberals are concerned, the Democrats are concerned, when the New York Times clears you, you are cleared. -- Rush Limbaugh
I've been working on 'The New York Times' crossword puzzle on the subway. I can make it until about Wednesday. -- Eddie Kaye Thomas
My husband and I are huge bibliophiles. He's always reading 'The New York Times Book Review' and then ordering 20 books online. -- Carrie Coon
Kat bought a New York Times but couldn't figure out how to operate it, so now she's fiddling with her phone. -- Robin Sloan
I didnt know I was mad about anything. I guess if the New York Times says I am, I must be. -- Mark Cuban
It doesn't matter what the FBI says. The New York Times is that big a bible for people on the left. -- Rush Limbaugh
It doesn't matter what the FBI says. The New York Times is that big a bible for people on the left. -- Rush Limbaugh
I really like to read when I'm eating - 'The New York Times' or the 'Wall Street Journal,' paper version. -- Kevin Nealon
If you want to find out what it means to have a society without any rituals, read the New York Times. -- Joseph Campbell
Yeah, the New York Times is very intellectual and very, very prestigious, but it doesn't reach the market that People magazine does -- Edward James Olmos
Five years ago, I wasn't getting questions [about blogs and the internet] from the TV/radio critic of the New York Times. -- Joe Buck
Yeah, the New York Times is very intellectual and very, very prestigious, but it doesn't reach the market that People magazine does. -- Edward James Olmos
I never set out to do this - getting to No. 1 in the 'New York Times' bestseller list wasn't even a pipedream. -- E. L. James
Too many people write books because they want to be a New York Times best-seller. They want the glory and the fame. -- Simon Sinek
Since I got a really bad review when I was, like, 28 in 'The New York Times,' I don't read reviews anymore. -- Amanda Peet
I'd like 'Morning News' to become a great first edition electronic newspaper, so that the 'New York Times' will want to watch us. -- Bill Kurtis
Most Sunday magazines, with the New York Times as an exception, are kind of sleepy, weekend service vehicles to move living room products. -- David Talbot
[As of November 17, 2006] 'Noelle's Treasure Tale' has remained at No. 3 on the New York Times children's best seller list since its October 10 release. -- Gloria Estefan
The contents of someone's bookcase are part of his history, like an ancestral portrait."(About Books; Recoiling, Rereading, Retelling, New York Times, February 22, 1987) -- Anatole Broyard
The New York Times' list is a bunch of crap. They ought to call it the editor's choice. It sure isn't based on sales. -- Howard Stern
The New York Times and Washington Post are both infested with homosexuals themselves. Just about every person down there is a homosexual or lesbian. -- Jesse Helms
I'm very happy that the New York Times has spoken well of my stuff; who wouldn't be? But it's not a choice I made. -- John M. Ford
I get 'USA Today,' the 'New York Times,' 'Wall Street Journal' and the 'Star-Telegram' at my doorstep. I can't do without them. -- Dan Jenkins
When you're writing for the New York Times someone reading it knows the topic better than you do and knows when you've messed up. -- David Plotz
You should look up some of the reviews. The New York Times review is so over-the-top funny. It's hysterical. You should dig it out. -- Judd Apatow
Writing a column, a weekly column for the New York Times, is really tough, and I wasn't prepared for the demands that that involved. -- David Plotz
I've been bragging for over 25 years that my first New York Times bestseller was a book I copied from the U.S. Government Printing Office! -- Matthew Lesko
The New York Times credited me with the rediscovery and revival of red velvet cake. I consider this as one of my great life achievements. -- Robert Harling
Peter Schweizer's book, Clinton Cash, is not discredited. It has been quoted on the front page of the New York Times and the Washington Post. -- Rush Limbaugh
One cardinal rule of American journalism is that The New York Times Sunday Magazine is a chore, a bore, and a penance to be endured. -- Martin Nolan
Peter Schweizer's book, Clinton Cash, is not discredited. It has been quoted on the front page of the New York Times and the Washington Post. -- Rush Limbaugh
My father read 'The New York Times,' my mother did secretarial work, we had a dog, we had a garden, I had a brother. -- Donna Leon
I absorb the science section of 'The New York Times.' You know, I have a degree: I'm an A.A.D. Almost a Doctor. -- Evelyn Lauder
Do you realize that at the moment we have Barry Goldwater fighting the Moral Majority, with The New York Times rooting for Goldwater? Times have changed. -- William A. Rusher
Anyone who gets his or her political news primarily from the New York Times (which made the ethically challenged carpetbagger Hillary a senator) is a fool. -- Camille Paglia
Whether you're an unpublished novelist or a sixteen-time New York Times bestselling author, you can always improve your craft. You can always become a better writer. -- Robert Dugoni
The New York Times is the worst in that hardly anybody can write English over there. Most of it reads like slight translations from the German. -- Gore Vidal
A weekday edition of The New York Times contains more information than the average person was likely to come across in a lifetime in seventeenth-century England -- Richard Saul Wurman
My expectations were reduced to zero when I was 21. Everything since then has been a bonus."[The Science of Second-Guessing (New York Times Magazine Interview, December 12, 2004)] -- Stephen Hawking
While I'm working on a book, I rarely read anything more than The New York Times. Which may have the long-term effect of flattening my style. -- Norman Mailer
One of my favorite apps is VSCO, which is for editing photos. I think they have great filters. And then I read the New York Times. -- Kiernan Shipka
I don't care what the New York Times says about me, and no one I care about cares what the New York Times says about me. -- Jesse Helms
The Mortal Instruments' is based on a series of novels by Cassandra Clare; it has been a New York Times bestseller, so it is pretty popular. -- Godfrey Gao
Sometimes we become so sophisticated we have to read the New York Times in order to figure out whether it's a hot or a rainy day. -- June Jordan
Republican Congressman Pete Hoekstra has charged the Bush administration with keeping programs secret from Congress. Somehow no one from Congress reads the New York Times, I guess. -- Jay Leno
The Marine Corps has just been called by the New York Times, 'The elite of this country.' I think it is the elite of the world. -- William Halsey
You need fighters like me to battle, because frankly The New York Times and the Washington Post are not going to fight the fights that I do. -- Al Goldstein
Without aging white males, I doubt the 'New York Times' would survive. How many young people, females, Hispanics and blacks subscribe to the 'New York Times?' -- Dennis Prager
I'll watch CNN in the mornings to catch up on what's going on. On the weekends, I get the Sunday edition of 'The New York Times.' -- Sam Trammell
The wonderful thing about being a New York Times columnist is that it's like a Supreme Court appointment - they're stuck with you for a long time. -- William Safire
I realize that the New York Times probably not written for the express purpose of driving me mad; I think of it as liberalism's daily bulletin board. -- Joseph Sobran
If I can hit No. 1 on the 'New York Times' best-seller list, I'm thinking of having the entire list tattooed on my body somewhere. It would be fabulous. -- Camilla Lackberg
I called Kevin Spacey one day about something else, but he didnt say to me calm down, like The New York Times said. Because I was not deranged. -- Gabriel Byrne
You can look at the New York Times Bestseller List and you can be pretty sure that the writers on that list don't know each other very well. -- Anne Rice
Well, except for ABC, CBS, NBC, MSNBC, CNN, New York Times, the Washington Post, and about another 100 newspapers, I find little evidence of liberal bias in the media. -- Rupert Murdoch
Heinlein never had a best-seller. Even, I think, with Stranger in a Strange Land, I don't think it was actually on the New York Times best seller list. -- Jerry Pournelle
The president-elect [Donald Trump] himself in the interview with "The New York Times" says there is no law that governs conflict of interest in - with the president. -- Chuck Todd
A "New York Times"/CBS poll found 59 percent of the country didn`t think Sarah Palin was prepare for the job that John McCain had picked her for. -- Rachel Maddow
You can draw a penguin on a toilet reading The New York Times and it's adorable, but try doing it with an adult male character, and it's disgusting. -- Bill Watterson
I mean, if you have to wake up in the morning to be validated by the editorial page of the New York Times, you got a pretty sorry existence. -- Karl Rove

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