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Never trust a man in a jumpsuit -- Charles Bukowski
Never trust a man who can dance. -- E. L. James
Never trust a man in red trousers -- Mika
I never trust a man that doesn't drink. -- John Wayne
Never trust a man who speaks well of everybody. -- John Churton Collins
Never trust a man who has not a single redeeming vice. -- Winston Churchill
Never trust a man when he's in love, drunk, or running for office. -- Shirley MacLaine
Never trust a man who combs his hair straight from his left armpit. -- Alice Roosevelt Longworth
Never trust a man with short legs. His brains are too near his bottom. -- Noel Coward
You should never trust a man who has only one way to spell a word. -- Mark Twain
Never trust a man in a blue trench coat, never drive a car when you're dead -- Tom Waits
Never trust a man, who when left alone with a tea cosey... Doesn't try it on. -- Billy Connolly
Never trust a man who lays his hand on his heart when he assures you of anything. -- Georg C. Lichtenberg
Never trust a man who carries a handkerchief, I always say. One of many prejudicial rules of thumb. -- Haruki Murakami
never trust a man who won't accept that there is more than one way to spell a word Paraphrased -- Thomas Jefferson
Never trust a man who says he is only a little crooked, and that the crookedness is exercised in your interest. -- Theodore Roosevelt
I have two rules. One is, never trust a man who smokes a pipe. The other is, never trust a man with shiny shoes. -- Charles Bukowski
never trust a man who wears a pinkie ring. . . the only jewelry a guy should wear is a wedding band or a super bowl ring -- Jodi Picoult
I should have caught the mistake on that spelling bee card. But as Mark Twain once said, `You should never trust a man who has only one way to spell a word'. -- Dan Quayle
But I am in the gambling business, for good or ill; it is the business I have chosen, and the only governing rule that we all recognize is: always sit close to an exit and never trust a man who doesn't sweat. -- Hunter S. Thompson
Never trust a man whom you know to have acted like a scoundrel to others, whatever friendliness he may profess to feel towards yourself, however plausible he may be, or however kindly he may behave; be sure that, the moment he has anything to gain by so doing, he will "throw you over." -- Charlie Day
Long experience has taught me that people who do not like geraniums have something morally unsound about them. Sooner or later you will find them out; you will discover that they drink, or steal books, or speak sharply to cats. Never trust a man or a woman who is not passionately devoted to geraniums. -- Beverley Nichols
Never put anything on paper, my boy, and never trust a man with a small black moustache. -- P. G. Wodehouse
Never trust a skinny ice cream man. -- Ben Cohen
Never trust a man who doesn't like Elvis. -- Anne-Marie Duff
Never trust the advice of a man in difficulties. -- Aesop
I never trust a fighting man who doesnt smoke or drink. -- William Halsey
I never trust a fighting man who doesn't smoke or drink. -- William Halsey
I wouldn't trust a man and woman who never had their fights. -- Gretl Braun
A man who does not trust himself will never really trust anybody. -- Jean Francois Paul de Gondi
A man who doesn't trust himself can never really trust anyone else. -- Jean Francois Paul de Gondi
He who never puts his trust in any man will never be deceived. -- Leonardo da Vinci
Never trust advice from a man in the throes of his own difficulty. -- Aesop
A man ought never to trust another mans evaluation of a third mans disposition. -- Eleanor Catton
Never trust the judgment of an enthusiastic man; never trust the promises of a lazy one. -- Mason Cooley
Never trust the man who has reason to suspect that you know he has injured you -- Henry Fielding
My old man taught me to never trust anything that bleeds for three days and doesn't die. -- Tommy Tran
Better to trust the man who is frequently in error than the one who is never in doubt. -- Eric Sevareid
Never trust a man who teaches about death but yet had no real experience at all about it. -- Toba Beta
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When you have found out the prevailing passion of any man, remember never to trust him where that passion is concerned. -- Lord Chesterfield
Never trust a man who dresses too well or stays too clean. It ain't natural and whatever he's up to probably ain't legal. -- Sue Merrell
Play the man, Mastre Ridley; we shall this day light such a cndle, by God's grace in England, as I trust shall never be put out. -- Hugh Latimer
Terence: As my old da used to tell me, 'never trust a rich man'.David: Good thing I'm only moderately rich.Terence: Which is why I only moderately distrust you. -- Sabrina Jeffries

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