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Well, I'd had the Fat Mattress earlier as a writing outlet for songs and that. -- Noel Redding
The Fat Mattress consisted of people I'd played with before joining the 'Experience and it was put together as a song writing situation. -- Noel Redding
I've been performing my whole life. My mom signed me up for a theater program when I was five - I was the evil queen in 'Once Upon a Mattress.' -- Lilla Crawford
My first professional gig was 'Once Upon a Mattress' at the Drury Lane Oakbrook... I was in the ensemble. I was one of the ladies in waiting, and I covered Winnifred. -- Jessie Mueller
Yesterday in Florida, President Obama kissed a woman on the cheek after she told him he looks good. Which explains why last night, Michelle made him sleep on Air Mattress One. -- Jimmy Fallon
Mind over mattress. -- Stephen Covey
I don't live in D.C. I keep an air mattress in my office. -- Kevin McCarthy
I always put clothes and family photos under the mattress, in case the house burns down. -- Kim Kardashian
The only interesting thing that can happen in a Swiss bedroom is suffocation by feather mattress. -- Dalton Trumbo
Those who have never suffered the iniquities of exile cannot possibly understand the significance, the gravitas, of a mattress. -- Ariel Dorfman
Self-pity in its early stage is as snug as a feather mattress. Only when it hardens does it become uncomfortable. -- Maya Angelou
Apparently, if you live until 75, you'll have spent 25 years in bed, so it makes sense to have a decent mattress. -- Marc Warren
If our financial industry regarded security the way the health-care sector does, I would stuff my cash in a mattress under my bed. -- Avi Rubin
I don't need anything to live, to be honest. Give me a mattress or a futon on the floor and I'll be the happiest camper. -- Ricky Martin
From 1971 onwards, the Memorial Day holiday was officially observed on the last Monday in May and became the unofficial start of the summer, with barbecues, blockbuster movie openings and mattress sales. -- Allen West
I live a good life but a pretty simply life. I just store all my money under my mattress. My wife and I travel, and I bought my dream car, the Cobra. -- Aaron Paul
As a kid, I pretty much got nothing but scorn, and occasionally active animus, for writing fantasy and squirreling it away in my closet and, later, under the mattress supports in my bed. -- Sherwood Smith
It is a well known urban myth that the French don't trust banks and store their money under their mattress. It's not that they are tight with money - they just don't trust anyone. -- Janine di Giovanni
One time Robert Plant was set to check into the same room after I checked out, so I removed every light bulb and ordered up a bunch of stinky cheese and put it under the mattress. -- Richard Marx
Insomnia is only mind over mattress. -- Jane Ace
Hatred, like straw, makes for a lumpy mattress. -- Karen Kijewski
Mistress: Something between a mister and a mattress. -- Jim Backus
What do men want? Men want a mattress that cooks. -- Judy Tenuta
You don't want 300 million Americans putting their money under the mattress. -- Warren Buffett
I keep odd hours. I keep them stuffed under my mattress. -- Jarod Kintz
A jealous wife is like a hornets' nest in your mattress -- Robert Jordan
You might be a redneck if The Salvation Army declines your mattress. -- Jeff Foxworthy
Lying on a feather mattress or quilt will not bring you renown. -- Leonardo da Vinci
I've got an air mattress for a bed...really living the high life. -- Clayton Kershaw
The world is an oyster but you don't crack it open on a mattress -- Arthur Miller
I miss my mattress when I am gone; It's one thing I've made an impression on. -- Richard Armour
He dreamed he was eating shredded wheat and woke up to find the mattress half gone. -- Fred Allen
Books are messengers of freedom. They can be hidden under a mattress or smuggled into slave nations. -- Daniel J. Boorstin
Two conditions that warrant someone's unconditional devotion: 1. Save their life 2. Help them move a pillow top mattress -- Tim Hawkins
She says: love is really all that matters. He hears: really love to do it on the mattress. -- Anthony Liccione
She says: ...love is really all that matters. He hears: ...really love to do it on the mattress. -- Anthony Liccione
America is the only country in the world where you can burn the flag but can't tear the tag off the mattress. -- Jackie Mason
Thanks for the reminder that i have to hit the gym today. I have'nt worked out in days. Unless one counted mattress gymnastics!!! -- Sylvia Day
Let books be your dining table, / And you shall be full of delights. / Let them be your mattress,/And you shall sleep restful nights -- Ephrem the Syrian
Consider, O Lord, how You sit atop the sky;like a man in a glass bottom boat.Consider sky elsewhere; worn thin as a mattress. -- Cecilia Llompart
The greatest threat facing American today - next to voter fraud, the Western Pinebark beetle, and the memory foam mattress - is the national news media. -- Stephen Colbert
She's not a saint, and she's not what you think She's an actress, whoa She's better known for the things that she does on the mattress -- Taylor Swift
You sure about this?" he asked in a guttural voice. "I get down on that mattress right now, I'm not stopping until I'm inside of you. -- J.R. Ward
Without turning on the light, I went to my bed and lay down, my arm thrown across the mattress, my hand aching because Grace wasn't underneath it -- Maggie Stiefvater
His three wives are huddled together on the bare mattress, one of them dying; when we're together, we form an alliance he can't touch. He's scared to even try. -- Lauren DeStefano
Bless all useful objects, the spoons made of bone, the mattress I cook my dreams upon, the typewriter that is my church with an altar of keys always waiting. -- Anne Sexton
I have an air mattress. It's great because if someone tries to suffocate me in bed I can just poke a hole in it and use it to stay alive. -- Demetri Martin
It is Veterans Day, when we honor everyone who served in all of the campaigns. We honor them with dignity and respect, and of course mattress sales and tire discounts. -- Craig Ferguson
I have dreamed of our bed as if it were a shore where we would be washed up, not this striped mattress we must cover with sheets. [from "After an Absence"] -- Linda Pastan
Emma is a mattress who got thrown off the truck when her parents split up. It's not like you can blame a mattress when people don't tie it down tight enough. -- Laurie Halse Anderson
Grover started to sniffle and I figured if I didn't cheer him up he'd either start bawling or chewing up my mattress. He tends to eat household objects whenever he gets upset. -- Rick Riordan
But even in a telephone booth evil can seep out of the receiver and we must cover it with a mattress, and then tear it from its roots and bury it, bury it. -- Anne Sexton
Bran was stripping her futon down to the bare mattress when she entered her apartment. It was sort of like watching the president mowing the White House lawn or taking out the trash. -- Patricia Briggs
I wasn't sure if I was charmed by his reluctance to share a bed with a girl or insulted that, apparently, I wasn't hot enough for him to charge the mattress like a bull. -- Maggie Stiefvater
AMPLE make this bed. Make this bed with awe; In it wait till judgment break Excellent and fair. Be its mattress straight, Be its pillow round; Let no sunrise' yellow noise Interrupt this ground. -- Emily Dickinson
Self-pity in its early stages is as snug as a feather mattress. Only when it hardens does it become uncomfortable who believes is strong; he who doubts is weak. Strong convictions precede great actions. -- Louisa May Alcott
I hardly think a girl is much of a threat. I presume you searched her for weapons? But if she attempts to suffocate me with her straw mattress, I promise to call out for help. -- Mary Hoffman
She was a Jew feeder without a question in the world on that man's first night in Molching. She was an arm reacher, deep into a mattress, to deliver a sketchbook to a teenage girl. (84.25) -- Markus Zusak

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