Jane Ace quotes:

Seems like only a year ago they were married nine years!

Familiarity breeds attempt.

Up at the crank of dawn.

The chickens have come home to roast.

The coffee will be ready in a jitney.

Doctor, feel my purse.

We've been insufferable friends for years.

I've always wanted to see my name up in tights.

Congress is back in season.

Insomnia is only mind over mattress.

I look like the wrath of grapes.

I wasn't under the impersonation you meant me.

I'm a member of the weeper sex.

Well, you've got to take the bitter with the better.

I think people who go to a psychiatrist ought to have their heads examined.

I am his awfully-wedded wife.

We're all cremated equal.

You could have knocked me down with a fender.

Now, there's no use crying over spoiled milk.

I'm completely uninhabited.