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I regret not finding Osama Bin Laden. -- George W. Bush
Bin Laden's death and the debate over torture -- John McCain
Improve human intelligence to get Osama bin Laden. -- John McCain
Sudan expelled bin Laden on May 18, 1996, to Afghanistan. -- Barton Gellman
The best day was when we got bin Laden. -- Michael Mullen
Osama bin Laden is dead, and General Motors is alive. -- Joe Biden
Americans want to win; bin Laden thinks he's winning now. -- John McCain
I will follow Osama bin Laden to the gates of hell. -- John McCain
God save Osama bin Laden ? you will never get him. -- Zacarias Moussaoui
Got Bin Laden AND interrupted Celebrity Apprentice? Win for Obama all around. -- Jimmy Fallon
I will now make a scorpion appear in Osama bin Laden's pants -- David Copperfield
Of course we're after Iraq.. eh.. Saddam Hussein.. I mean bin Laden. -- George W. Bush
If there is one bin Laden now, there will be 100 bin Ladens afterward. -- Hosni Mubarak
The terrorist threat has decreased in some ways, because Bin Laden is dead. -- Tim Kaine
I couldn't imagine somebody like Osama bin Laden understanding the joy of Chanukah. -- George W. Bush
George Bush is a catastrophe for the world. And a dream for Bin Laden. -- Richard Dawkins
We're going to get [bin Laden] Dead or alive, it doesn't matter to me. -- George W. Bush
If there is one Osama bin Laden now, there will be 100 bin Ladens afterwards. -- Hosni Mubarak
In 1995, sanctions led Sudan to cut its ties with terrorists and expel Osama bin Laden. -- Tom Allen
I think it was Osama bin Laden's [idea to start a pre-emptive war in Iraq]. -- Karl Rove
Ask Osama bin Laden if he's better off now than he was four years ago. -- John F. Kerry
Wouldn't it be great if all of Osama bin Laden's money was tied-up in Enron stock? -- Dennis Miller
We got a lot of information from the detainees that eventually led us to bin Laden. -- Jose A. Rodriguez, Jr.
The death penalty is inhumane... whether that person is in a [jail] or it's bin Laden. -- Danny Glover
Until we respect bin Laden, we are going to die in numbers that are probably unnecessary. -- Michael Scheuer
[ Osama bin Laden is] either alive and well or alive and not too well or not alive. -- Donald Rumsfeld
In the spirit of the Irish people, Osama bin Laden, you can kiss my royal Irish ass! -- Mike Moran
Obama killed Osama. Yes, President Barack Obama gets to crow about the killing of Osama bin Laden. -- Mark McKinnon
Osama bin Laden was living in that compound with three wives. It's like he was Newt Gingrich. -- David Letterman
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How many have seen that Osama bin Laden footage? Pretty scary. In fact, today, NBC ordered 13 more episodes. -- Jay Leno
Strip away the usual hot air, and bin Laden's audiotape is the sign of a seriously weakened man. -- Fareed Zakaria
I don't think there's any question that America is safer as a result of the bin Laden operation. -- Leon Panetta
I went to see that movie 'From Hell,' or as Osama bin Laden calls it - 'Roots.' -- Jay Leno
The CIA special unit that was searching for Osama bin Laden has been disbanded. So I guess, mission accomplished. -- David Letterman
I'm the number 1 target of the White House. They can't get Osama bin Laden; they're going to get me. -- Jean Carnahan
We will kill bin Laden. We will crush al Qaeda. That has to be our biggest national security priority. -- Barack Obama
We climbed the stairs to the third floor, where Osama bin Laden died early in the morning of May 2, 2011. -- Peter L. Bergen
I would have preferred to capture bin Laden and expose how he uses Islamic ideology for his own purposes. -- Michael T. Flynn
Die meisten gelehrten Frauen gleichen einem Kaufmann, der alle Waren in die Schaufenster stellt und den Laden leer hat. -- Leixner, Otto von
I do support enhanced interrogation techniques. Obviously their value is shining through with respect to the bin Laden killing. -- Tim Pawlenty
Osama bin Laden has ten look-alikes to fool us Americans. Ten look-alikes, and he's married to five of them. -- David Letterman
It was Osama bin Laden and al-Qaeda who attacked the U.S. on September 11, 2001, not Saddam Hussein and Iraq. -- Peter DeFazio
The illegal drug trade is the financial engine that fuels many terrorist organizations around the world, including Osama bin Laden. -- Dennis Hastert
Most Muslims don't want to live in some Taliban-style utopia, which is what bin Laden and allied groups are offering. -- Peter Bergen
Canada receives the news of the death of Osama Bin Laden with sober satisfaction. Sadly, others will take his place. -- Stephen Harper
Funny, for all surveillance, Osama bin Laden is still freeÂ?and we're not. Guess who's winning the "war on terror? -- Cory Doctorow
For many Americans, Osama bin Laden is the paradigmatic Muslim, an absurd conviction for anyone who has lived with Muslims. -- Miroslav Volf
Saddam Hussein didn't kill 3,100 people on Sept. 11. Osama bin Laden did, and as far as we know he's still alive. -- William J. Clinton
Now that Bin Laden dead, can we get our civil liberties back? That George Bush stole with the Patriot Act? -- Ras Kass
It is God's job to forgive Osama Bin Laden. It is our job to arrange a face to face meeting. -- Norman Schwarzkopf
I understand being less sexy than Osama bin Laden, but not less sexy than Carrot Top. That, I find offensive. -- Gilbert Gottfried
Osama Bin Laden is not going to come here and destroy America. Our education system is doing that just fine. -- Geoffrey Canada
So let's give another big tax cut to the super-rich. That'll teach bin Laden a lesson he won't soon forget. -- Kurt Vonnegut
The most striking thing is that even before Osama bin Laden was killed, he seemed largely irrelevant to the Arab Spring. -- Paul Wolfowitz
The US military has achieved a decisive blow against al-Qaeda with its commando action against Osama Bin Laden and his killing. -- Angela Merkel
We invaded Afghanistan to find bin Laden. We found him in Pakistan, and we're still in Afghanistan. We need better GPS. -- Andy Borowitz
Bin Laden says his own role is to tell Muslims, quote, 'what is good for them and what is not.' -- George W. Bush
Despite failing to get bin Laden, the U.S. government and media portrayed the early Afghanistan war as a great victory. -- Michael Hastings
Each tree Laden with fairest fruit, that hung to th' eye Tempting, stirr'd in me sudden appetite To pluck and eat. -- John Milton
The leaders of the Taliban said today that killing bin Laden won't solve the problem. But, you know, it couldn't hurt. -- Jay Leno
Without the connotation good or bad, bin Laden's a great man in the sense that he's influenced the course of history. -- Michael Scheuer
The most striking thing is that even before Osama bin Laden was killed, he seemed largely irrelevant to the Arab Spring, -- Paul Wolfowitz
Osama Bin Laden was responsible for the deaths of thousands of people, including New Zealanders, in several different parts of the world. -- John Key
Bin Laden was born filthy rich and died in a rich man's house, which he had painstakingly built to the highest specifications. -- Salman Rushdie
Bin Laden didn't come from the abstract. He came from somewhere, and if you look where ... you'll see America's hand of villainy. -- Harry Belafonte
Bin Laden is not well read and he's not sophisticated, but he will have worked out very coldly what America would do. -- Robert Fisk
Today would have been the birthday of Osama bin Laden. It makes me remember when Seal Team 6 threw him a surprise party. -- David Letterman
We do know of certain knowledge that he [Osama Bin Laden] is either in Afghanistan, or in some other country, or dead. -- Donald Rumsfeld
Saddam Hussein is dead, and Osama bin Laden is dead. If you're Moammar Gadhafi, living in exile is starting to sound really good. -- Jay Leno
There's already been some trouble for Osama bin Laden in the afterlife. There was a mix up and he was greeted by 72 vegans. -- David Letterman
Uhh Gosh, I.. don't think I ever said I'm not worried about Osama bin Laden. It's kind of one of those, uhh, exaggerations. -- George W. Bush
Large-scale hog producers are a greater threat to the United States and U.S. democracy than Osama bin Laden and his terrorist network. -- Robert F. Kennedy, Jr.
Did bin Laden act alone, through his own al-Qaida network, in launching the attacks? About that I'm far more certain and emphatic: no. -- Robert Baer
You know if I had nickel for every time Bush has mentioned 9/11, I could raise enough reward money to go after Bin Laden. -- Jon Stewart
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I don't know what happens if they get bin Laden. I'm much more interested in what happens if they don't get bin Laden. -- Robert Fisk
I probably described more times than I can remember how stressful it was advising the President [Barack Obama] about going after Bin Laden. -- Hillary Clinton
Ich liebe meine Frau, nicht meine Partei. Aber gerade jetzt merke ich, wie sehr ich an unserem gemeinsamen Laden hänge, vor allem emotional. -- Fischer, Joschka
If America has the right to target Osama bin Laden, or terrorists, of course Israel has the right to defend itself from terrorism. -- Alan Dershowitz
There is every likelihood that the Jihadi movement, much of it highly critical of bin Laden, could have been split and undermined after 9/11. -- Noam Chomsky
Have you forgotten when those towers fell, we had neighbors still inside. And you say we shouldn't worry about Bin Laden, have you forgotten? -- Darryl Worley
Osama bin Laden's own words stated he has a war against the United States. He declared that American civilians should be considered as combatants. -- Cofer Black
Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld said this week there's a good chance we never get bin Laden. bin Laden! We couldn't even get O.J.! -- Jay Leno
Osama bin Laden... lived in one house for, like, six years with three wives. And earlier today, they ruled his death was a suicide. -- David Letterman
All of a sudden you're like the Bin Laden of America. Osama Bin Laden is the only one who knows what I'm going through. -- R. Kelly
We've never made the case, or argued the case, that somehow Osama Bin Laden was directly involved in 9/11. That evidence has never been forthcoming. -- Dick Cheney
I've got an answer to where Osama bin Laden is and I know, he's dead and living in my suitcase with my dummies.' -- Jeff Dunham
Gorillas would be less scary with bunny ears. Actually, what isn't less scary with bunny ears? Osama Bin Laden with bunny ears. Ha! So cute. -- Dana Gould
The more we captured, the more we learned and eventually it destroyed the organization that attacked us on 9/11 and allowed us to get bin Laden. -- Jose A. Rodriguez, Jr.
When it comes to the declared death of Bin Laden, Egypt is against all kinds of violence. The Egyptian government does not have a comment. -- Nabil Elaraby
From my perspective it matters what we do, not what we say. It mattered that we got Bin Laden, not the name we called him. -- Hillary Clinton
Ach, besser wär's, ihr alten Knaben, ein Rückgrat überhaupt zu haben im Leben und daheim im Laden und nicht bei völkischen Paraden. -- Klabund
When it is over, if it is over, this war will have horrible consequences. Instead of having one Bin Laden, we will have 100 Bin Ladens. -- Hosni Mubarak
Even if Osama bin Laden is caught tomorrow, it is five years too late. To capture him now I don't think makes us any safer. -- Nancy Pelosi
When we have dealt with bin Laden and his network we will then broaden the campaign to go after other terrorists all around the world. -- Colin Powell
A number of analysts have observed that although bin Laden was finally killed, he won some major successes in his war against the U.S. -- Noam Chomsky
Right after the assassination of Osama bin Laden, amid all the cheers and applause, there were a few critical comments questioning the legality of the act. -- Noam Chomsky
I can only express satisfaction that the Dear Leader is joining the likes of Gaddafi , Bin Laden, Hitler , and Stalin in a warm corner of hell. -- John McCain
Wafah Dufour bin Laden, niece of Osama bin Laden has signed a contract to star in a reality show... called Skating with the Nieces of Terrorists. -- Tina Fey
And, again, I don't know where he [Osama Bin Laden] is. I "? I'll repeat what I said. I truly am not that concerned about him. -- George W. Bush
Since the end of the Cold War, Soviet aggression had been replaced by a number of particularly venomous threats, from Timothy McVeigh to Osama bin Laden. -- Barbara Olson
Apparently, Osama bin Laden was killed with money and phone numbers sewn into his clothing. So we got him right before he left for summer camp. -- Jay Leno
Osama Bin Laden is dead? Oh my God, that was so easy! And it only took two trillion dollars, two wars and too many good men. -- Christopher Titus
Guys like Bin Laden have been responsible for injuring and maiming and murdering more Muslims than any foreign imperial power has in the last hundred years. -- Irshad Manji
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When I see Bin Laden with his AK-47, I got nervous. But what can I do, terrorists aren't fools: they too chose the most reliable guns. -- Mikhail Kalashnikov
More and more facts coming out about Osama bin Laden. You know, he never sleeps in the same place two nights in a row, just like Clinton. -- Jay Leno
We barely missed killing Bin Laden. There were numerous findings issued by the President to kill him. We rolled up terrorist cells. We stopped the millennium bombings. -- Sidney Blumenthal
You know what the bounty is on bin Laden? $25 million. It sounds like a lot until you realize the Texas Rangers paid $250 million to get Alex Rodriguez. -- Jay Leno
In the case of Pakistan, the CIA actually used a fake vaccination campaign to try to locate Osama bin Laden, so now vaccination is associated with espionage. -- Eula Biss
There will always be spies. We have to have them. Without them we wouldn't have got Osama bin Laden - it took us years, but it happened. -- Gary Oldman
John McCain likes to say that he'll follow bin Laden to the Gates of Hell - but he won't even go to the cave where he lives. -- Barack Obama
I am very suspicious of the notion that somehow bin Laden was a media creation... Bin Laden's actions made him into a big deal. Not the media. -- Peter Bergen
The Democrats should have an empty chair on stage for the entire DNC, and when anyone asks who it belongs to, they can say Osama bin Laden. -- Chris Rock
I think what Osama bin Laden does is to take the fact that some peoples lack hope and lack opportunity, and twist it to his own ends. -- Richard Armitage
I am very suspicious of the notion that somehow bin Laden was a media creation... Bin Laden's actions made him into a big deal. Not the media. -- Peter Bergen
One cannot understate the importance of eliminating Bin Laden. He was a symbolic head of the organisation and, as we now know, an operational head of the organisation. -- Eric Holder
What we know about Osama Bin Laden is this: he's worth $300 million, he has five wives and twenty-six kids -- and he hates Americans for their "excessive" lifestyle. -- David Letterman
When Bush had an opportunity to capture or kill bin Laden, he took his focus off of him, outsourced the job to Afghan warlords and bin Laden escaped -- Senator John Kerry

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