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I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I've just had a mirror put over my kitchen table. -- Rodney Dangerfield
Audience member: Living Room!Sara: Kitchen -- Sara Quin
Kitchen Physic is the best Physic. -- Jonathan Swift
There's no hypocrisy in Hell's Kitchen. -- Ethel Waters
Kitchen competition shows are so action-packed. They just get your adrenaline pumping. -- Bill Rancic
I'm really obsessed with 'Ramsey's Kitchen Nightmares.' I really don't know why. -- Brett Dalton
I can't take this any more, I'm out of here - on leaving Hell's Kitchen -- Dwain Chambers
Bread Street Kitchen is a big operation, a unique beast, and it needs bedding in. -- Gordon Ramsay
Sometimes I miss hamburgers, I should say that. I miss the tuna pizzas at Mercer Kitchen. -- Marc Jacobs
My most famous show is the 'Kitchen Show.' More famous than any gallery show or museum show I curated. -- Hans-Ulrich Obrist
Michael Kitchen was a great person to work with. So attentive and just great at what he does and supportive, also. -- Gary Carr
In 2010, I created World Central Kitchen as a way to try and help find solutions to many of the food issues we face. -- Jose Andres Puerta
At Nature's Kitchen we take pride in saying that we wouldn't serve anything to your children that we wouldn't feed to our own children. -- Brenda Peterson
A guy friend and I went to California Pizza Kitchen, and a group of pretty girls came over to us and said, 'You guys are gay, right? -- Chad Michael Murray
A guy friend and I went to California Pizza Kitchen, and a group of pretty girls came over to us and said, 'You guys are gay, right?' -- Chad Michael Murray
Terry Kitchen asked me one time why, since I had so few gifts as a husband and father, I had gotten married. And I heard myself say: "That's the way the post-war movie goes. -- Kurt Vonnegut
When I was writing 'Kitchen Confidential,' I was in my 40s, I had never paid rent on time, I was 10 years behind on my taxes, I had never owned my own furniture or a car. -- Anthony Bourdain
A fat kitchin, a lean Will. -- Benjamin Franklin
Best way to get rid of kitchen odors: Eat out. -- Phyllis Diller
People who love to eat are always the best people. -- Julia Child
Know you food, know your farmers, and know your kitchen. -- Joel Salatin
If you can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen. -- Harry S. Truman
If you can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen. -- Harry S. Truman
Kitchens should be designed around what's truly important-fun, food, and life. -- Daniel Boulud
The most wasteful "brain drain" in America today is the drain in the kitchen sink. -- Elizabeth Gould Davis
Women should be in the kitchen, the discotheque and the boutique, but not in football. -- Ron Atkinson
The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. -- Julia Child
Problems in a company are like cockroaches in the kitchen. You will never find just one -- Warren Buffett
Get people back into the kitchen and combat the trend toward processed food and fast food. -- Andrew Weil
Some of our most exquisite murders have been domestic, performed with tenderness in simple, homey places like the kitchen table. -- Alfred Hitchcock
Bad cooks - and the utter lack of reason in the kitchen - have delayed human development longest and impaired it most. -- Friedrich Nietzsche
Anyone that's ever had their kitchen done over knows that it never never gets done as soon as you wish it would. -- Ronald Reagan
I hope we can get back to what I call the kitchen table. Everyday issues that people are really worried about and focused on. -- Dick Gephardt
I feel most comfortable in an old pair of jeans, Converse, and a man's jersey. My best friend cuts my hair with kitchen scissors. -- Jane Birkin
Cleanliness is very important. If you let kids make a total mess in the kitchen and then leave, you're not really teaching them anything. -- Emeril Lagasse
The best thing I have is the knife from Fatal Attraction. I hung it in my kitchen. It's my way of saying, Don't mess with me. -- Glenn Close
There's a bond among a kitchen staff, I think. You spend more time with your chef in the kitchen than you do with your own family. -- Gordon Ramsay
Show me a man who lives alone and has a perpetually clean kitchen, and 8 times out of 9 I'll show you a man with detestable spiritual qualities. -- Charles Bukowski
She seemed glad to see me when I appeared in the kitchen, and by watching her I began to think there was some skill involved in being a girl. -- Harper Lee
I don't like to say that my kitchen is a religious place, but I would say that if I were a voodoo priestess, I would conduct my rituals there. -- Pearl Bailey
Many people continue to think of sharks as man-eating beasts. Sharks are enormously powerful and wild creatures, but you're more likely to be killed by your kitchen toaster than a shark! -- Ted Danson
I have been in Sorrow's kitchen and licked out all the pots. Then I have stood on the peaky mountain wrapped in rainbows, with a harp and sword in my hands. -- Zora Neale Hurston
If I actually ran the world, I'd do it from the kitchen. It's not anything deliberate or a statement or anything, that's just how I understand things. It's arranged along informal lines. -- Jamaica Kincaid
Have you any idea how many children it takes to turn off one light in the kitchen Three. It takes one to say What light and two more to say I didn't turn it on. -- Erma Bombeck
When I'm old and gray, I want to have a house by the sea. And paint. With a lot of wonderful chums, good music, and booze around. And a damn good kitchen to cook in. -- Ava Gardner
I went into a French restaraunt and asked the waiter, 'Have you got frog's legs?' He said, 'Yes,' so I said, 'Well hop into the kitchen and get me a cheese sandwich.' -- Tommy Cooper
Onions and bacon cooking up just makes your kitchen smell so good. In fact, one day I'm going to come up with a room deodorizer that smells like bacon and onions. It's a fabulous smell. -- Paula Deen
My very first lessons in the art of telling stories took place in the kitchen . . . my mother and three or four of her friends. . . told stories. . .with effortless art and technique. They were natural-born storytellers in the oral tradition. -- Paule Marshall
This kitchen is completely calm. Some of the old-fashioned chefs - they become kings in their kitchen, they've got to be called chef. But I don't care if someone calls me chef or Heston, it really doesn't bother me. -- Heston Blumenthal
It's the sense of what family is at the dinner table. It was the joy of knowing mother was in the kitchen making our favorite dish. I wish more people would do this and recall the joy of life. -- Paul Prudhomme
My homies in Gadsden aren't as exposed as I am culturally, which is awesome - that's why I love going home. I'm in the kitchen with people who don't know anything but the simple life, what's important to them, and what's dope. -- Yelawolf
The kitchen's a laboratory, and everything that happens there has to do with science. It's biology, chemistry, physics. Yes, there's history. Yes, there's artistry. Yes, to all of that. But what happened there, what actually happens to the food is all science. -- Alton Brown
I was always a drama queen. I remember playing in the kitchen, trying to get my mom to think I was dead and call the police. When she didn't, I would cry. I was always theatrical. I don't think any of my relatives are surprised. -- Amy Lee
We secretly believe that if only we achieve some elusive goal - fitting into a pair of skinny jeans, or redoing our kitchen or getting that promotion - that it will make us happy. But the pain of our insecurity is hidden in all that racing around. -- Dani Shapiro
You don't have to be a chef or even a particularly good cook to experience proper kitchen alchemy: the moment when ingredients combine to form something more delectable than the sum of their parts. Fancy ingredients or recipes not required; simple, made-up things are usually even better. -- Erin Morgenstern
My family and I cook at home almost every day together. The kitchen is the central and most important room in the house; it's a great way for us to connect. We love going to the farmer's market on Sundays as a family and choosing the ingredients together. -- Jose Andres Puerta
The Momofuku Culinary Lab started as a space where we could focus on creating and innovating. I didn't want us to worry about working on projects in a restaurant; there are just too many distractions in service and running a kitchen to be able to focus on creating your dishes. -- David Chang
I train my chefs completely different to anyone else. My young girls and guys, when they come to the kitchen, the first thing they get is a blindfold. They get blindfolded and they get sat down at the chef's table... Unless they can identify what they're tasting, they don't get to cook it. -- Gordon Ramsay
Any time women come together with a collective intention, it's a powerful thing. Whether it's sitting down making a quilt, in a kitchen preparing a meal, in a club reading the same book, or around the table playing cards, or planning a birthday party, when women come together with a collective intention, magic happens. -- Phylicia Rashad
If you know what you're doing, you can make a meal happen with any kitchen knife. But using a top-quality knife versus a low-quality one is the difference between driving a Jaguar and a VW Jetta across the country. They'll both get you there. But the Jaguar will give you a much smoother ride. -- Charlie Trotter
I was chef to the French Presidents between '56 and '59, finished with de Gaulle, and during de Gaulle I remember serving Eisenhower, Nehru, Tito, Macmillan; those were the heads of state at the time. I never saw anyone. No one would ever, ever, ever come to the kitchen. You couldn't even see them. -- Jacques Pepin
When I was in high school, I liked to pretend that I was a Russian foreign exchange student. I would do things like go into a pizza restaurant and tell them I'd never had pizza before, and they'd bring me into the kitchen and show me how to make an American pizza. It's really fun. -- Misha Collins
It's very important in a restaurant to really do the right hiring because there's no restaurant that you have one cook and one chef and nobody else in the kitchen. Generally you have five, ten, 15 people with you. So that's really important is to train them right, but first you have to hire the right people. -- Wolfgang Puck
I've loved singing since forever. Whether it was with my sisters while cleaning the kitchen, putting shows on for my stuffed animals, writing songs about my stuffed animals, starting an a capella group with my cousins while on vacation, or awkwardly singing along to karaoke tracks alone in my bedroom - singing always found a way into my life. -- Kina Grannis
My family was musical on both sides. My father's family had a famous flautist and a classical pianist. My mother won a contest to be Shirley Temple's double - she was the diva of the family. At 8, I learned how to play guitar. I used to play songs from the '20s, '30s and '40s in the kitchen for my grandmother. -- Gloria Estefan
When I was writing my column, I would almost always be recognized when I was in a restaurant, even if I was reviewing it and had booked under a fake name, so free stuff would start coming out of the kitchen on a conveyer belt, fantastic wines would be opened at my table. Now I can't even get a reservation on the pizza joint on the corner. -- Toby Young
What's a soup kitchen? -- Paris Hilton
What is the soup kitchen? -- Paris Hilton
In the kitchen, yams ery'where -- 2 Chainz
The kitchen is a sacred space. -- Marc Forgione
I sympathize with every kitchen porter. -- Jamie Bell
I'm in the kitchen. Yams erwhere. -- 2 Chainz
Poisoning rarely happens in a well-managed kitchen. -- C. J. Cherryh
I know every movement of my kitchen. -- Rene Redzepi
I write this sitting in the kitchen sink. -- Dodie Smith
My girlfriend works at Hooters. In the kitchen. -- Mitch Hedberg
No chaos, no creation. Evidence: the kitchen at mealtime. -- Mason Cooley
No matter what happens in the kitchen, never apologize, -- Julia Child
I keep the "ThunderCats" thermos safely in the kitchen. -- Alton Brown
If your kitchen smells good, your food lost something. -- Nathan Myhrvold
Dinner is where the magic happens in the kitchen. -- Kris Carr
Happiness is a small house, with a big kitchen. -- Alfred Hitchcock
I'm in the kitchen and I'm not walking out. -- Charles Rangel
A kitchen without a knife is not a kitchen. -- Masaharu Morimoto
The kitchen oven is reliable, but it's made us lazy. -- Jamie Oliver
My favorite kitchen was the Japanese and the Italian kitchen. -- Karl Lagerfeld
I love being at home and creating in the kitchen. -- Christine Teigen
Sometimes shows suffer from having many cooks in the kitchen. -- Nick Kroll
No woman gets an orgasm from shining the kitchen floor. -- Betty Friedan
I never feel lonely in the kitchen. Food is very friendly. -- Julia Child
My cranky cardiologist says I'm destined to die in the kitchen. -- Drew Carey
Any good kitchen should be stocked up in oysters, shouldn't they? -- Michael Fassbender
Haruhi: This story has everything but the kitchen sink in it. -- Bisco Hatori
Your son went into your kitchen and took a kitchen knife.... -- Judy Sheindlin
I have a greater appreciation for kitchen appliances, having played one. -- Anthony Daniels
Some hams hanging in the kitchen were taken out for burial -- George Orwell
I'm a freak of neat. The kitchen has to be clean. -- Geoffrey Zakarian
I use the kitchen as a pathway to achieve this happiness. -- Ferran Adria
I've got a bit of Scottish Blood... On my kitchen knife!! -- Milton Jones
I'm not the neatest person in the kitchen by any means. -- Amy Brenneman
Baking is how you start kids at cooking in the kitchen. -- Sandra Lee
If you can't take the kitsch, get out of the kitchen. -- Charles Jencks
The only unitasker allowed in my kitchen is a fire extinguisher. -- Alton Brown
I am happy to have some friends here in the kitchen. -- Charles Olson
If you don't like the heat, get out of the kitchen. -- Harry S. Truman
When designing a kitchen, always keep in mind the social aspect. -- Michael Mina
We sit on the kitchen exchanging these diabolical outgrowths of overfertile minds. -- Anais Nin
The light would show (if it could harden) Eternities of kitchen garden -- Edith Sitwell
Family fun is as necessary to modern living as a kitchen refrigerator. -- Walt Disney
It's like walking on a 1970 blaze orange shag carpet in a kitchen. -- Cody Lundin
I smile and play pretend through the Morning Show in the kitchen. -- Laurie Halse Anderson
Banish the onion from the kitchen and the pleasure flies with it. -- Elizabeth Robins Pennell
I'm pretty handy in the kitchen. But my wife's the real genius. -- Chris Diamantopoulos
I had to have a large kitchen because I look to cook -- Traci Bingham
I've been my mom's kitchen helper since I was a little kid. -- Taylor Swift
Poetry is my life, my postmark, my hands, my kitchen, my face. -- Anne Sexton
Food is a passion because I basically grew up in a kitchen. -- Laura Prepon
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And don't forget music - music in the kitchen is an essential ingredient! -- Thomas Keller
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