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Joint undertakings stand a better chance when they benefit both sides. -- Euripides
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Joint-stock companies are yet in their infancy, and incorporated capital, instead of being a thing which can be overturned, is a thing which is becoming more and more indispensable. -- William Graham Sumner
[Barack] Obama's out there saying it's the number one national security threat [climate change], and he's got his Joint Chiefs of Staff out there planning American battles, military engagements on that basis. -- Rush Limbaugh
[Barack] Obama's out there saying it's the number one national security threat [climate change], and he's got his Joint Chiefs of Staff out there planning American battles, military engagements on that basis. -- Rush Limbaugh
As governor of Ohio, I have an obligation to keep the 11.5 million people in Ohio safe. And we have been very effective with our Joint Terrorism Task Force, being able to make busts. -- Chris Christie
Our mandate expects that we will build on the Joint Inquiry's investigation and we will not be re-inventing the wheel. But we go to places which the Joint Inquiry was not permitted to explore. -- Richard Ben-Veniste
Our nation will have 50 percent less ability to do whatever our bidding is because the joint strike fighter program was canceled. There is nothing that is going to be a replacement besides the Joint Strike Fighter. -- James F. Amos
To my knowledge, not a single scientist at the Hurricane Research Division, the National Hurricane Center, or the Joint Typhoon Warning Center believes...that there is any measurable impact on hurricane numbers or activity from global warming. -- Stanley B. Goldenberg
Businesses once grew by one of two ways; grass roots up, or by acquisition... Today businesses grow through alliances - all kinds of dangerous alliances. Joint ventures and customer partnerings which, by the way, very few people understand. -- Peter Drucker
We have built as a government something called the National Cyber Investigative Joint Task Force, NCIJTF, where 19 federal agencies sit together and divide up the work. See the threat, see the challenge, divide it up and share information. -- James Comey
At that time a senator who was on the Joint Committee of Atomic Energy said rather quietly, 'You know, we're having a little problem with waste these days.' I didn't know what he meant then, but I know now. -- David R. Brower
Able Danger was a top-secret military planning operation, established in '99 by the Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff to identify cells of al-Qaida worldwide and to take out al Qaida terrorists. They identified five cells worldwide, one of them in Brooklyn. -- Curt Weldon
I was in Iraq, Afghanistan, Djibouti, Bahrain. The first year I went pretty much by myself. Then I went with General [Richard] Myers, head of the Joint Chiefs of Staff. The shows and audiences were amazing. You'll never get a better group of people. -- Robin Williams
I just want to be really clear about this: Anyone who has read Colin Powell's biography - there's an entire section where he talks about experiencing segregation. Colin Powell did not appear when he became head of the Joint Chiefs of Staff. That's not how it happened. -- Ta-Nehisi Coates
I enjoy the burger joint the same way I enjoy fancy meals. -- Aby Rosen
Language ought to be the joint creation of poets and manual workers. -- George Orwell
The universe as we know it is a joint product of the observer and the observed. -- Pierre Teilhard de Chardin
Trouble has no necessary connection with discouragement. Discouragement has a germ of its own, as different from trouble as arthritis is different from a stiff joint. -- F. Scott Fitzgerald
These happy endings all express the weak and sly promise that the world is not rotten and out of joint but meaningful and ultimately in excellent condition. -- Douglas Sirk
The voting booth joint is a great leveler; the whole neighborhood - rich, poor, old, young, decrepit and spunky - they all turn out in one day. -- David Byrne
The main factor in any form of creativeness is the life of a human spirit, that of the actor and his part, their joint feelings and subconscious creation. -- Constantin Stanislavski
An ultimate joint challenge for the biological and the computational sciences is the understanding of the mechanisms of the human brain, and its relationship with the human mind. -- Tony Hoare
I have been recently diagnosed with Sjogren's Syndrome, an autoimmune disease which is an ongoing medical condition that affects my energy level and causes fatigue and joint pain. -- Venus Williams
Chinese productivity is the highest in the world but the way they do it is by borrowing the technology from abroad, either by joint ventures or other means. -- Alan Greenspan
I've never heard of anybody smoking a joint and going on a rampage. It makes you lie around on the floor and look at the ceiling. What's wrong with that? -- Billy Bob Thornton
But at the same time that the experience is pulling you apart, it's also bonding you. You have this joint venture! You both made this baby. And that's the thing I still can't get over. -- Paul Reiser
The joint lubrication was not what it was when I was competing, and I decided that not having arthritis or rheumatism for the rest of my life was a lot more important to me than returning to the track. -- Edwin Moses
I don't know whether other asthma sufferers find this, but I've noticed that even when I've got my asthma under control, I often develop another problem such as an ear, chest or sinus infection and sometimes even joint pains. -- Kevin McCloud
It just seemed too weird to me. I don't know, maybe they were smoking a joint in the car downstairs from their parents' apartment. I had to go that far to put together a scenario of how they could have possibly recognized me. -- Marc Jacobs
I thought at the time of my parents' divorce that I was upset by deeper, more profound things and I was just taking it out on the joint custody agreement. But that disruption was bad enough. That was a huge deal for a teenager. -- Noah Baumbach
The second one, the joint Truth and Friendship Commission, which we started now with Indonesia, that is the one that has been criticized; its terms of reference call for providing amnesty for those who cooperate in telling the truth. It does not lead to prosecution. -- Jose Ramos-Horta
My mother wouldn't allow me to speak slang when I was growing up. But when I got outside, around my friends, it was 'Yo' and 'That's the joint' and 'Yo, what's up?' So I had my game for my friends and my game for my mom. -- Queen Latifah
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If I'm in Rome for only 48 hours, I would consider it a sin against God to not eat cacio e pepe, the most uniquely Roman of pastas, in some crummy little joint where Romans eat. I'd much rather do that than go to the Vatican. That's Rome to me. -- Anthony Bourdain
Building a robot that has legs and walks around is a very expensive proposition. Mother Nature has created many wonderful things, but one thing we do have that nature doesn't is the wheel, a continuous rotating joint, and tracks, so we need to make use of inventions to make things simpler. -- Colin Angle
I worked at a hot dog place, a bagel place, the Jersey Store and the hottest fashion joint around. I was getting too famous to work there anymore. I was almost showing up as a joke. I made $2,000 on my show the previous night and I'm going to go shopping during my five-hour shift. -- Wale
On really hot days, I try to motivate friends and family to come into the pool for an aqua jogging session which I teach. Aqua jogging is a great way to avoid the impact of regular walking or jogging on land. This is especially beneficial for those who have joint pain or who are healing from an injury. -- Dylan Lauren
New video gaming systems are coming out that track every joint of your body. It's basically going to become a normal thing for us to allow Microsoft to put a three-dimensional camera on top of your television set looking at you, which sounds like a Big Brother scenario if ever I heard one, but, still, it's what we're going to allow. -- Jesse Schell
When I was writing my column, I would almost always be recognized when I was in a restaurant, even if I was reviewing it and had booked under a fake name, so free stuff would start coming out of the kitchen on a conveyer belt, fantastic wines would be opened at my table. Now I can't even get a reservation on the pizza joint on the corner. -- Toby Young
Many states favor joint custody. -- Laura Wasser
The time is out of joint. -- William Shakespeare
We were just drinking some joint juice earlier. -- Mac Miller
I'm an old fashioned joint smoker ya know. -- Willie Nelson
Of course I know how to roll a joint. -- Martha Stewart
Let's get to the point Let's roll another joint -- Tom Petty
You can't roll a joint on an iPod, buy vinyl. -- Shelby Lynne
Freedom in a posture is when every joint is active. -- B.K.S. Iyengar
The Palm is a joint for sadists to entertain masochists. -- Malcolm Forbes
You can get into any business by leveraging joint ventures. -- Ehab Atalla
Jesus is the Heir of God. We are joint-heirs of God. -- Lailah Gifty Akita
You smoke a joint and you're likely to kill your brother. -- Harry J. Anslinger
Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall with a joint, drinking some eight-ball. -- Ice Cube
I did smoke a joint once but I did not enjoy it. -- Cilla Black
You don't want to ruin a kid's life for having a joint, -- Rick Perry
IMAGINATION, n. A warehouse of facts, with poet and liar in joint ownership. -- Ambrose Bierce
While growing up, I lived in a traditional joint family in Mumbai's suburbs. -- Nita Ambani
Things gain meaning by being used in a shared experience or joint action. -- John Dewey
It was a joint, which put it one slippery step up from a dive. -- Nora Roberts
I had a joint once and I didn't feel right for a whole year -- Miranda July
Today healing energy constantly flows through every organ, joint and cell in my body. -- Louise Hay
I wish coke was still cola and a joint was a bad place to be. -- Merle Haggard
If somebody gives me a joint, I might smoke it, but I don't go after it. -- John Lennon
All I need is the breakthrough. The joint-venture for my clothing. Same as Stella McCartney has... -- Kanye West
Adults in a free country should be able to smoke a joint if they want to. -- Roseanne Barr
Humans were built to look back; that's why we have that swivel joint in our necks -- Stephen King
I was brought up Catholic. Then I had a joint and looked at the world differently. -- Liam Gallagher
A Swaraj government means a government established by the free joint will of Hindus, Mussalmans and others. -- Mahatma Gandhi
Beautiful is a person whose outside and inside world are in great concord, camaraderie and joint concert. -- Anuj
My first joint I smoked onstage in Sioux Falls, South Dakota. I smoked my first joint live. -- Tommy Bolin
I certainly hadn't expected to walk away from today's trip with joint custody of a miniature dragon. -- Richelle Mead
The independence and liberty you possess are the work of joint efforts and common dangers, sufferings, and successes. -- George Washington
... Chicago divided your heart. Leaving you loving the joint for keeps. Yet knowing it never can love you. -- Nelson Algren
Chicago divided your heart. Leaving you loving the joint for keeps. Yet knowing it never can love you. -- Nelson Algren
'Tis not a lip, or eye, we beauty call, But the joint force and full result of all. -- Alexander Pope
The art school babe quotes William Blake as she rolls a joint, then I think that I'll score. -- Ray Davies
Agribusiness could provide an opportunity for joint Israeli-Palestinian projects, spurred on by Israeli technical expertise in this field. -- Edgar Bronfman, Sr.
I cashed my first check in the NFL at a cashing joint-uh, I think they laughed at me. -- Bart Scott
The time is out of joint : O cursed spite, that ever I was born to set it right! -- William Shakespeare
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I'm not a good butcher but I've had to learn to carve the joint. People expect a new look. -- Margaret Thatcher
Animal experimentation has been essential to the development of all cardiac surgery, transplantation surgery, joint replacements and all vaccinations. -- Joseph Murray
The era of the Single Savior is over. What is needed now is joint action, combined effort, collective co-creation. -- Neale Donald Walsch
Rationality tied to moral decency is the most powerful joint instrument for good that our planet has ever known. -- Michael Shermer
In order to address world economic imbalances, countries around the world should make joint efforts to adjust their economic structure. -- Hu Jintao
We have wide-ranging joint projects in the nuclear energy sphere, logistics, machine building and trade as a whole [with China]. -- Vladimir Putin
"Rock on, my mellow!" "B-boys, b-girls, are you ready?" "This is the joint!" "To the beat, y'all!" "You don't stop!" -- Kool DJ Herc
Mistrust must be acted on, and effective action by the ruled is not solitary and singular, but joint and repeated. -- Elizabeth Janeway
Victory is much more meaningful when it comes not just from one person, but from the joint achievements of many. -- Howard Schultz
In Jamaica, you learn as a child how to roll a joint. Everyone here has tried it. I did too -- Usain Bolt
I designed it, the tailors wanted the kilt as a high joint but I wanted mine low like a Jedi. -- Iman Shumpert
So (legalizing marijuana) means a lot more to me than just being able to smoke a joint without being arrested. -- Tommy Chong
We got a new song called 'Ashes in Your Mouth,' and it is NOT about a joint falling apart. -- Dave Mustaine
The task of management is to make people capable of joint performance, to make their strengths effective and their weaknesses irrelevant. -- Peter Drucker
A joint European army is a very far-reaching proposal and it would be difficult to implement. Such initiatives are nevertheless needed. -- Martin Schulz
Jake [Roberts] is feeling a little under the weather. He has bar-thritis. That's when because stiffin' a different joint every night. -- Jerry Lawler
I'm convinced that, in the long term, a monetary union includes a joint debt policy under strict, mutually agreed upon conditions. -- Jean-Claude Juncker
I smoked this joint and then it hit me. I thought, what you gotta do is play your own simply blues. -- Iggy Pop
As complicated as joint custody is, it allows the delicious contradiction of having children and maintaining the intimacy of life-before-kid s. -- Delia Ephron
Playing golf is like going to a strip joint. After 18 holes you are tired and most of your balls are missing. -- Tim Allen
I grew up in a joint family of 60 people with one kitchen. So I am a firm believer in the family concept. -- Uday Kotak
I would suggest respectfully to the president that he is not the sole decider. The decider is a shared and joint responsibility. -- Arlen Specter
I learned from the git-go in the joint to get in touch with the soft, nurturing side of myself, the feminine side. -- Wesley Strick
I gave you prophecy on my first joint, and y'all lamed out Didn't really appreciate it, 'til the second one came out -- Jay-Z
The good thing about the European Union is that the joint project ultimately benefits all Member States and not just a few. -- Jean-Claude Juncker
Generative ideas emerge from joint thinking, from significant conversations, and from sustained, shared struggles to achieve new insights from partners in thought. -- Vera John-Steiner
I remember the first guy who offered me a joint in the bathroom. I said 'No, man, I've got enough problems.' -- Steven Tyler
One doesn't have to be a large corporation to benefit from the advantages of volume. This can also be achieved through joint ventures. -- Norbert Reithofer
Anomalocaridids seemed to lack front limbs, being an arthropod - being a joint-legged animal - and not having legs, it's kind of embarrassing. -- Benjamin Van Roy
If every American for one week refused to eat at a fast-food joint, it would bring concentrated animal feeding operations to their knees. -- Joel Salatin
It's in my interest, in ours perhaps, or maybe the interests of the greater good, for me to smoke a joint, and calm down. -- Hunter S. Thompson
It had not occurred to me that marriage requires the same effort as a career. And unlike a career, marriage requires a joint effort. -- Jessica Savitch
My husband and I were born three weeks apart, and our plan had always been to throw a joint party for our 40th birthdays. -- Deborah Copaken Kogan
Society is joint action and cooperation in which each participant sees the other partner's success as a means for the attainment of his own. -- Ludwig von Mises
My husband and I were born three weeks apart, and our plan had always been to throw a joint party for our 40th birthdays. -- Deborah Copaken Kogan
We should not exercise the body without the joint assistance of the mind; nor exercise the mind without the joint assistance of the body. -- Plato
A lot of family members worked in the joint commodities family business. It was a classic case of capitalism at work and socialism at home. -- Uday Kotak
We have been protecting the lives of the Russian peacekeepers who had been attacked by their Georgian comrades, because there was a joint peacekeeping force. -- Sergei Lavrov
I think everyone knows how much of a joint effort being in politics is. It requires all kinds of sacrifices and all kinds of support. -- Kerry Healey
If somebody is smoking a joint in a movie, I say it's a cigarette - a big cigarette if it's a Cheech and Chong movie. -- Eminem

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