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Joe Frazier got hit more than me - and he doesn't have Parkinson's. -- Muhammad Ali
I think my favorite movie is 'Joe Versus the Volcano' - or maybe 'Multiple Maniacs' by John Waters. -- Justin Kirk
I define fear as standing across the ring from Joe Louis and knowing he wants to go home early. -- Max Baer
Joe Frazier is so ugly that when he cries, the tears turn around and go down the back of his head. -- Muhammad Ali
In New York, you've got Donald Trump, Woody Allen, a crack addict and a regular Joe, and they're all on the same subway car. -- Ethan Hawke
Joe E. Lewis said, 'Money doesn't buy happiness but it calms the nerves.' And that is how I feel about a film being well-received. -- Alexander Payne
I used to tease Joe Louis by reminding him that I was the greatest of all time. But Joe Louis was the greatest heavyweight fighter ever. -- Muhammad Ali
My salary situation at 'Morning Joe' wasn't right. I made five attempts to fix it, then realized I'd made the same mistake every time: I apologised for asking. -- Mika Brzezinski
Heroes are people who are all good with no bad in them. That's the way I always saw Joe DiMaggio. He was beyond question one of the greatest players of the century. -- Mickey Mantle
I came in here and a fella asked me to have a drink. I said I don't drink. Then another fella said hear you and Joe DiMaggio aren't speaking and I said I'll take that drink. -- Casey Stengel
I always bring out the best in men I fight, but Joe Frazier, I'll tell the world right now, brings out the best in me. I'm gonna tell ya, that's one helluva man, and God bless him. -- Muhammad Ali
Pittsburgh was a great team. Coach Noll, Joe Greene, Jack Lambert, L.C. Greenwood and all those guys did a great job. That's the team that kept us from winning two Super Bowls. It was a great rivalry. -- Earl Campbell
Experiencing those moments of being alone... is a very, very weird flooring and exposing position to be in when you're just not used to it... But I've never been lonely. And with my kids Mia and Joe that remains the case. -- Kate Winslet
Now, as husbands go, I have to admit I did all right. Joe is unquestionably handsome, doesn't leave ragged toenail clippings scattered about the house, and has never once, in nearly five thousand days of togetherness, left the toilet seat up. -- Jenna McCarthy
I mostly play old period songs, as they suit a ukulele more. I bought it when I saw the tribute concert to George Harrison. Joe Brown came on and sang 'I'll See You In My Dreams,' and there wasn't a dry eye in the house. -- Charles Dance
Steve Jobs was rare: a C.E.O. who actually had a huge impact on his company's fortunes. Contrary to corporate mythology, most C.E.O.s could be easily replaced, if not by your average Joe, then by your average executive vice-president. But Jobs genuinely earned the label of superstar. -- James Surowiecki
My mother and father, Joe and Theresa Montana brought me along and taught me to never quit, and to strive to be the best. -- Joe Montana
Now, people when I say that look at me and say, 'What are you talking about, Joe? You're telling me we have to go spend money to keep from going bankrupt?'. The answer is yes, that's what I'm telling you. -- Joe Biden
What did you say, Joe? -- Mickey Mantle
Joe Paterno was a dictator. -- Rodney Erickson
Hey, beautiful. - Joe Covelli -- Martha Sweeney
Joe gave me some more gravy. -- Charles Dickens
Smokey Joe (Williams) could throw harder than anyone. -- Satchel Paige
I am Joe's Enraged, Inflamed, sense of rejection. -- Chuck Palahniuk
Joe Louis was one of my first heroes. -- Robert Goulet
I just finished Meet Joe Black with Hopkins. -- Claire Forlani
I'm the guy that made Joe DiMaggio famous. -- Lefty Gomez
To win, I'd run over Joe's mom too. -- Matt Millen
Joe Paterno left this world with a clear conscience, -- Jay Paterno
Joe McCarthy and his Senate hearings were like witch-hunts. -- Desi Arnaz
Baseball isn't statistics, it's Joe DiMaggio rounding second base. -- Jimmy Breslin
The roughest and toughest fighter I fought was Joe Frazier -- Muhammad Ali
Train by day, Joe Rogan podcast by night, all day. -- Nick Diaz
I've had heroes in my life - Joe DiMaggio, Babe Ruth. -- Tommy Lasorda
To tell the truth, I just lost confidence in Joe Hooker. -- Joseph Hooker
Screenwriting Joe Eszterhas have always talked about the charm of evil. -- Chris Hayes
He has always been a slippery little git! (on Joe Cole) -- Rio Ferdinand
It's not the pizza, darlin', its my masculine presence." Joe Morelli -- Janet Evanovich
I think the best all-round baseball player ever was Joe DiMaggio. -- Mickey Mantle
We don't usually write up accidents involving rabbits. - Joe Morelli -- Janet Evanovich
I'm your average Joe guy. I don't really care for politicians. -- John Mellencamp
Joe Kennedy is one of the biggest crooks who ever lived. -- Sam Giancana
I've heard tell that what you imagine sometimes comes true. -Grandpa Joe -- Roald Dahl
There isn't an audience in the world that Billie Joe can't command. -- Mike Dirnt
Ali's daughter is fighting and Joe Frazier's daughter is fighting as well. -- Robert Goulet
I'm a regular Joe...I just have the unique ability to accessorize. -- RuPaul
Are you looking into Joe Biden's supposed botox shots in his forehead? -- Elisabeth Hasselbeck
Senator Joe Biden is pretty clean and articulate for a white guy. -- Barack Obama
You lose power in Britain and you are just Joe Public again. -- Ken Livingstone
Macauley Culkin was on the show a lot. Or Haley Joe Osment. -- Mary Hart
Joe Louis is a credit to his race - the human race. -- Jimmy Cannon
Joe Biden would probably be running a Denny's if he wasn't Vice President. -- Bill Whittle
I can't imagine Joe DiMaggio was a better all-around player than Dale Murphy. -- Nolan Ryan
A message to progressives: By all means, hang Senator Joe Lieberman in effigy. -- Paul Krugman
That gal's all skull and no brains. She's like Joe Frazier with lipstick. -- George Foreman
Coffee comes in five descending stages: Coffee, Java, Jamoke, Joe, and Carbon Remover. -- Robert A. Heinlein
That's Joe Biden right there - unbowed, unbroken and unable to stop talking. -- John McCain
Joe Frazier was the easiest boxer to work with that I ever trained. -- Eddie Futch
Every time I hear the name Joe Louis my nose starts to bleed. -- Tommy Farr
Billy Joel and Joe Jackson were both great, and they both play piano. -- Ben Folds
He (Joe Morgan) knew when something needed to be done, and he'd do it. -- Tom Seaver
When you're a great finisher, you'll become popular. Joe Louis was a great finisher. -- Mike Tyson
I remember on 'JAG,' Joe Jackson punched Stephen Culp and shattered his nose. -- David James Elliott
The professionals are going to be joined by the average Joe. Everybody's a publisher. -- Eric Brown
Mary Joe Fernandez rarely has a bad loss. She never tries for stupid shots. -- Tracy Austin
You don't get Billie Joe Armstrong's autograph on your forehead without following your instincts. -- Gordon Korman
Actually, when they have celebrity look-alikes, Im always put up there with Joe Torre. -- Dan Lauria
Really? Anyone intimidated by Barack Obama? He can't even keep Joe Biden in line. -- Jay Leno
I don't think Joe Louis could take the punches today fighting in this era. -- Larry Holmes
Where have you gone, Joe DiMaggio? A nation turns its lonely eyes to you. -- Paul Simon
I really wish Mike and Joe would stop drawing on me while I'm sleeping. -- Chester Bennington
I enjoy sex as much as Joe Namath, only I do it with one girl. -- Roger Staubach
Joe Lelyveld told me just now that Gandhi and MussoliniActually met. What an extraordinary thought. -- Frederick Seidel
He (Shoeless Joe Jackson) was the finest natural hitter in the history of the game. -- Ty Cobb
Joe is the hero and Sammy is the sidekick. That's how I feel about it. -- Michael Chabon
I still believe in the Holy Trinity, except now it's Target, Trader Joe's, and IKEA. -- Jen Lancaster
I feel like not knowing Joe Torre is a hole in my New York experience. -- Danny Meyer
Joe Frazier is ugly. He has no rhythm, no footwork, no class, he cannot talk. -- Muhammad Ali
He knew he was Joe DiMaggio, and he knew what that meant to the country. -- Lefty Gomez
Well, my wife, Cathy Gillespie, worked for Joe Barton, who was running for Congress in 1984. -- Ed Gillespie
The stuff I write with Joe Lo Truglio tends to lean towards horror-comedy and horror. -- Ken Marino
I wonder where a guy, an everyday Joe like myself can find a little action. -- Beetlejuice
Half a King is my favorite book by Joe Abercrombie so far, and that's saying something. -- Patrick Rothfuss
Patience is a virtue. (Tee) Excuse me, pot, could you not pick on the kettle? (Joe) -- Sherrilyn Kenyon
We got results that would not have been possible without a negotiating partner like Joe Biden. -- John McCain
I think he [composer Joe Raposo] was the first man who kissed me on the cheek. -- Walter Cronkite
And Joe Biden, thank you for being the best Vice President I could ever hope for. -- Barack Obama
The nice thing about 'Morning Joe' is that I do get to do serious news sometimes. -- Willie Geist
And my favourite new songwriter is Joe Banfi from Sheffield. He's dark, edgy, serene and beautiful. -- Ben Lovett
Mrs. Robinson is a little dated now, but it has nothing to do with Joe DiMaggio. -- Paul Simon
Apart from the fact that I can move the bike fast, I am basically Joe Average, -- Jens Voigt
I don't know the facts of when Joe Soptic's wife got sick or when she died. -- Barack Obama
Betsy. The great war is on but I hope ours is over. Please come home. Joe. -- Maud Hart Lovelace
President Obama and House Speaker John Boehner played golf this weekend. Obama's handicap is Joe Biden. -- Jay Leno
A day can start out ordinary and end up being in the top ten. "?Joe Bunch -- James Howe
Today you have something like A Film by Joe Harry. That is patently asinine and ridiculous. -- Elmer Bernstein
Barack Obama and Joe Biden have been working hard to help middle-class families make it in America. -- Steny Hoyer
Joe Berlinger's documentary 'Whitey' is so hard-hitting and compelling, you can't take your eyes off the screen. -- Leonard Maltin
Joe Strummer, Johnny Rotten, and Ian MacKaye were all people who really made me see things differently. -- Henry Rollins
I smoke on the mic like Smokin' Joe Frazier, The hell raiser, raisin' hell with the flavor. -- Inspectah Deck
My boyfriend is Italian and from New Jersey, so naturally he was thrilled to meet Joe Pesci. -- Diablo Cody
This is [Joe] Biden's unique way. I mean, here's a guy that never makes a gaffe, right? -- Rush Limbaugh
I had listened to Joe Turner. When they'd book Joe there, I'd play the blues behind him. -- Jay McShann
This is [Joe] Biden's unique way. I mean, here's a guy that never makes a gaffe, right? -- Rush Limbaugh
I'm Joe Canada, who never went to high school. I've never even been to a football game. -- Cory Monteith
I want to someday be in the same position as John Elway, Joe Montana and Steve Young. -- Vince Young
I have a soft spot for Joe Biden. I like him. But he's dumb as an ashtray. -- Roger Ailes
Joe Louis, to me, was the finest human being God put on this earth in every way. -- Angelo Dundee
I'm not bad (his speed). I'm no Joe Morgan, but I'm pretty good for a white guy. -- Pete Rose
The United States is sending its most powerful drone to Libya. That's a long trip for Joe Biden. -- Jay Leno
Getting that first knockout against Joe Riggs [in 2006] meant a lot to me then and still does today. -- Diego Sanchez
You're going to find this hard to believe, but cops aren't required to carry emergency condoms." Joe Morelli -- Janet Evanovich
Joe and Jojo and I had lovely day together. I love Joe so much - more and more. -- Dawn Powell
I like those guys who brought dub into live band context too, Peaking Lights. Joe Gibbs & The Professionals! -- Subb-an
I have a lot of love and respect for Melissa Etheridge. I love Joe Cocker, Ray LaMontagne, Feist. -- Crystal Bowersox
The internet is a series of tubes, and all of those tubes are filled with Joe Francis' semen. -- Theodore Stevens
I think my favorite movie is Joe Versus the Volcano - or maybe Multiple Maniacs by John Waters. -- Justin Kirk
Joe Gibbs helped define what the Washington Redskins stand for - integrity, hard work, determination, winning and championships. -- Daniel Snyder
It was never supposed to be a hit. It was supposed to be a Joe Morello drum solo, -- Paul Desmond
My mother was cancer. She slowly destroyed everything around her. She produced two killers; me and my brother Joe. -- Richard Kuklinski

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