Beetlejuice quotes:

I wonder where a guy, an everyday Joe like myself can find a little action.

These aren't my rules. Come to think of it. I don't have any rules.

Well, I've read through that handbook for the recently deceased. It says, 'live people ignore the strange and unusual. I, myself, am strange and unusual.

My whole life is a dark room. One big dark room.

The living usually won't see the dead.

Sandworms...you know I hate 'em!