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I have been robbed of three million dollars all told. Everyone today is playing my stuff and I don't even get credit. Kansas City style, Chicago style, New Orleans style hell, they're all Jelly Roll style. -- Jelly Roll Morton
I make a mean peanut butter and jelly sandwich. -- Jack Black
Because the sweeter the cake, the more bitter the jelly can be. -- Lady Gaga
Rick Santorum is so conservative; he thinks KY Jelly is jam made in Kentucky. -- Jay Leno
You were Marlon Brando, I was Steve McQueen, you were K.Y. Jelly, I was Vaseline. -- Leonard Cohen
There's nothing better than good sex. But bad sex? A peanut butter and jelly sandwich is better than bad sex. -- Billy Joel
When I get older, I don't think I'll like to have wrinkles, or a big jelly belly. I cannot have it. -- Adriana Lima
One has to secrete a jelly in which to slip quotations down people's throats - and one always secretes too much jelly. -- Virginia Woolf
Every meal should end with something sweet. Maybe it's jelly on toast at breakfast, or a small piece of chocolate at dinner - but it always helps my brain bring a close to the meal. -- Robert Irvine
I first met Jelly Roll in Chicago. He was livin' high then. You know, Jelly was a travelin' cat, sharp and good lookin' and always about he wrote this and that and the other thing - in fact, everything! -- Zutty Singleton
I listened to King Oliver and I listened to Louis Armstrong, Jelly Roll Morton, Thelonious Monk, Charles Mingus, John Coltrane, Archie Shepp... I listened to everything I could that came from that place that they call the blues but, in formality, isn't necessarily the blues. -- Eric Clapton
My mom used to make everything. She had a great garden and composted and made everything from scratch - peanut butter, bread, jelly, everything. I don't know how she did it because all those things take time and love and labour. I only do half the stuff she does - but there's still time. -- Julia Roberts
Everyone at school seems to go by a nickname. Kat, Frosty, Bronx, Boo Bear, Jelly Bean, Freckles. -- Gena Showalter
I'm so spoiled - I must have a Starbucks vanilla latte every day. Otherwise, it's going to be a bad day. I also love Jelly Bellies. But that's bad. Don't tell my mom. -- Katie Holmes
I always called him the Dizzy Dean of music, he was so belligerent and braggadocio... But one thing I always noticed about Jelly, he would back everything he said by what he could do. -- Omer Simeon
All space is relative. There is no such thing as size. The telescope and the microscope have produced a deadly leveling of great and small, far and near. The only little thing is sin, the only great thing is fear!("The Jelly-Fish") -- David H. Keller
Jelly had no brain per se but was in essence all brain, a shared consciousness programmed for desire. He had an appetite for everything, voraciously absorbing the culture that surrounded him and becoming it, only louder. In other words, he was extremely teenaged. -- Larry Doyle
Amoeba has her picture in the book, Proud Protozoon!-Yet beware of pride, All she can do is fatten and divide; She cannot even read, or sew, or cook... The Worm can crawl But has no eyes to look. The Jelly-fish can swim But lacks a bride. -- Julian Huxley
The musicians, Duke Ellington, his thing was not about separating himself from the rest of America. Louis Armstrong - go to the forefathers of our music - Jelly Roll Morton - they're not preaching a separatist agenda. They're not taking their music and saying, "This is for me." -- Wynton Marsalis
Likest thou jelly within thy doughnut? -- Jim Butcher
I can't stand jelly shoes. They're ugly and not comfortable. -- Hayley Orrantia
I actually stopped working out because I don't want to lose my jelly. -- Jennifer Hudson
Why doesn't Prin go and get her own goddamn blistering bloody shitty jelly doughnuts? -- Margaret Laurence
When I'm in the mood for room service, my favorite order is a peanut-butter-and-jelly sandwich. -- Pharrell Williams
Always have something beautiful in sight, even if it's just a daisy in a jelly glass -- H. Jackson Brown, Jr.
Always have something beautiful in sight, even if it's just a daisy in a jelly glass. -- H. Jackson Brown, Jr.
I am certain that the good Lord never intended grapes to be made into grape jelly. -- Fiorello H. La Guardia
Do you want to make a tamale with peanut butter and jelly? Go Ahead! Somebody will eat it. -- Bobby Flay
When the jelly faced women all sneeze, hear the one with the mustache say I can't find my knees. -- Bob Dylan
When I was 16, I discovered jazzercise. And I thought it was the greatest thing since peanut butter and jelly. -- Lisa Rinna
He had a broad face and a little round belly, that shook, when he laughed, like a bowlful of jelly. -- Clement Clarke Moore
I like my squishy, red, high-heeled Vivienne Westwood jelly shoes. They make you seem like you're much more of a go-er. -- Nina Conti
I worship scones and danishes. If I never had another meal, I wouldn't care as long as I could eat pastries and jelly doughnuts. -- Gene Simmons
People think when you're moving in Zero-G, it's like moving in jelly. But it's not. You're completely free to move however fast as you want. -- Asa Butterfield
I grew up in the '90s, so I've definitely resurrected many looks from my youth lately, including overalls, jelly shoes, and, of course, Doc Martens. -- Devin Kelley
I really don't understand jelly shoes - those see-through, glittery, sandal-type things that girls wear. I cannot, for the life of me, understand why they were ever popular. -- Hayley Orrantia
I mostly eat peanut butter sandwiches. Peanut butter and banana, peanut butter and jelly, peanut butter and potato chips, peanut butter and olives, and peanut butter and marshmallow goo. So sue me, I like peanut butter. -- Janet Evanovich
My first attempts to transplant nuclei in Xenopus were completely unsuccessful, because the Xenopus egg, unlike those of other amphibians, is surrounded by an extremely elastic membrane and jelly layer that make penetration by a micropipette impossible. -- John Gurdon
Truthfully, everyone knows how to eat right. They know the difference between oatmeal and a jelly cream doughnut. They know how to walk. Everyone has this in their brain. When I started, we didn't have all this knowledge. -- Richard Simmons
Well, well, well, well. If it isn't fat, stinking billygoat Billy-Boy in poison. How art thou, thy globby bottle of cheap, stinking chip-oil? Come and get one in the yarbles, if you have any yarbles, you eunuch jelly thou. -- Anthony Burgess
Romance novels are birthday cake and life is often peanut butter and jelly. I think everyone should have lots of delicious romance novels lying around for those times when the peanut butter of life gets stuck to the roof of your mouth. -- Janet Evanovich
Here is this three-pound mass of jelly you can hold in the palm of your hand, and it can contemplate the vastness of interstellar space. It can contemplate the meaning of infinity and it can contemplate itself contemplating on the meaning of infinity. -- Vilayanur S. Ramachandran
The jelly - the jam and the marmalade, And the cherry-and quince-'preserves' she made! And the sweet-sour pickles of peach and pear, With cinnamon in 'em, and all things rare! And the more we ate was the more to spare, Out to old Aunt Mary's! Ah! -- James Whitcomb Riley
I don't think people should be fed mesclun salad and chicken breast. My grandmother would serve grits and oxtail stew at a formal dinner, and if you didn't like it, well then you ate more beans or you went home and ate a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. -- Marjorie Gubelmann
I would stand transfixed before the windows of the confectioners' shops, fascinated by the luminous sparkle of candied fruits, the cloudy lustre of jellies, the kaleidoscope inflorescence of acidulated fruit drops - red, green, orange, violet: I coveted the colours themselves as much as the pleasure they promised me. -- Simone de Beauvoir
I would love to pretend I don't diet, but I work very hard. I stay active and eat very healthy. Anybody who says otherwise is either unhealthy or lying! I will admit that I'm addicted to sugar - licorice, Jujubees and jelly candies. And I actually love bran muffins! -- Evangeline Lilly
I used to do ballet all the time, and I do this ballet workout: it is an amazing thing called Barrecore. It is like pulsing. It turns your legs into, like, jelly, and you feel like a Bambi; you lose so much control over your body because you're pulsing so much. -- Rita Ora
I walked across Tuscany from Siena to Rome, which was a lovely way to see the landscape. It was sunny but not too hot, and we made detours to look at treasures - churches, paintings, little hill villages. The first couple of days, you feel your knees are turning to jelly. But, at the end, you feel very limber. I hope I can always do it. -- Diana Quick
I would love to meet J.K. Rowling and tell her how much I admire her writing and am amazed by her imagination. I read every 'Harry Potter' book as it came out and looked forward to each new one. I am rereading them now with my kids and enjoying them every bit as much. She made me look at jelly beans in a whole new way. -- Sheryl Sandberg
Bicky rocked, like a jelly in a high wind. -- P. G. Wodehouse
Work without fun is like peanut butter without jelly. -- Jase Robertson
The best thing I can make is a peanut butter-and-jelly sandwich. -- Mario Diaz-Balart
Love can change us beyond recognition, we become love-sick, soft-eyed jelly-bellied fools. -- Cecelia Ahern
There are two things I like stiff and one of them's jelly. -- Nellie Melba
My earliest memory? Trying to use a red jelly bean as lipstick. -- Pamela Anderson
We made love sweet and gentle, like strawberry jelly. Peanut butter makes me horny. -- Jarod Kintz
Why doesn't Prin go and get her own goddamn blistering bloody shitty jelly doughnuts?" -- Margaret Laurence
Never set your stomach for a jelly-bread sandwich until you're sure there's some jelly! -- Charles M. Schulz
I was sacked from Dunkin' Donuts for squirting the donuts jelly all over the customers. -- Madonna Ciccone
The jelly-bean eating thug says that national defense is important. But national defense starts at home. -- Dick Gregory
You can spread jelly on the peanut butter but you can't spread peanut butter on the jelly. -- Dick Van Dyke
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Proximity to power has an unsurprising ability to mutate a politician's spinal cord into bright yellow jelly. -- Tariq Ali
He (Gaylord Perry) should be in the Hall of Fame with a tube of KY jelly attached to his plaque. -- Gene Mauch
If you read enough Lionel Fanthorpe, your brain starts to turn to jelly and just dribbles out of your ears. -- Neil Gaiman
It is always allowable to ask for artichoke jelly with your boiled venison; however there are houses where this is not supplied. -- Lewis Carroll
Snacking is important. Peanut butter and jelly sandwiches are a great example of a perfect snack. They can go a long way. -- Jozy Altidore
I grew up as a kid with very little. I could enjoy a peanut butter and jelly sandwich or peanut butter crackers. -- Michael T. Flynn
I feel like I am too old to eat jelly. But I am too young to eat prunes. I am between grapes. -- Greg Fitzsimmons
I think I'm most nervous about revealing how nervous I have always been. People think me calm, confident, poised. Inside I'm a jelly... -- Stephen Fry
Ebola then turns the insides of its host into jelly: you begin to vomit black junk which is basically your dissolved liver and internal organs. -- Andrew Cormier
I grew up in the 90s, so Ive definitely resurrected many looks from my youth lately, including overalls, jelly shoes, and, of course, Doc Martens. -- Devin Kelley
For the life of her, she couldn't understand how such an obstinate, boneheaded chauvinist could make her pulse race and her insides turn to jelly. -- Joanne Fluke
If we give someone a piece of bread and butter, that's kindness, but if we put jelly or peanut butter on it, then it's Loving Kindness. -- Barbara Johnson
The conversation limped along this line of thought much like a zombie: lifeless and mindless and making a jelly of whatever healthy brains were within its reach. -- Steve Hockensmith
By brain is meant, in the first instance, something more than the pink-grey jelly of the anatomist. It is, even to a scientist, the organ of imagination. -- William Grey Walter
In August of 1921, one of the great American combinations was unveiled"?even better than the peanut butter and jelly sandwich. This fortuitous new blend was radio and baseball. -- George Vecsey
Where is the real low thing? Where are the jelly shoes that you find that are sick because they're so great"¦Everything has air quotes around it now. -- Isaac Mizrahi
I would prefer a normal-sized breast, or a small breast or whatever, and that it be natural, than to understand that it was just some jelly in there. -- Jeff Koons
Ranger sent us to check on you," Hal said. "We just got here, and we heard shots." "Some moron ate my jelly doughnut," Lula said. "So I shot him. -- Janet Evanovich
Once upon a time we were all born, popped out like jelly rolls forgetting our fishdom, the pleasuring seas, the country of comfort, spanked into the oxygens of death.... -- Anne Sexton
This thing called love, it cries like a baby in a cradle all night. It swings, it jives, it shakes all over like a jelly fish. I kinda like it. -- Freddie Mercury
I'm a big breakfast person: Eggs, bacon and yogurt is my go-to meal before a round. On the course, peanut-butter-and-jelly sandwiches are great for energy, but a protein bar works, too. -- Lexi Thompson
This week it's peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, toasted. And then, I'll put some salt on my hand like I'm taking a tequila shot and then take a bite of the sandwich. -- Jessica Simpson
It is just flipping unbelievable. He is a mixture of Harry Houdini and a greased piglet. He is barely human in his elusiveness. Nailing Blair is like trying to pin jelly to a wall. -- Boris Johnson
Water creates a neurosis in golfers. The very thought of this harmless fluid robs them of their normal powers of rational thought, turns their legs to jelly, and produces a palsy of the upper limbs. -- Peter Dobereiner
I would like magical palm tree that had a lot of shade with instead of coconuts there's just peanut butter jelly sandwiches with cheetos underneath. And my wife that is always happy and possibly naked. -- Channing Tatum
Everyone has the talent to some degree: even making a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, you know whether it tastes better to you with raspberry jam or grape jelly; on chewy pumpernickel or white toast. -- Anna D. Shapiro

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