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Man, I have so many names that everybody calls me something different. Some people call me Drew, some people call me Mayer, some people call me Haircut. -- Mayer Hawthorne
You're only as good as your last haircut. -- Fran Lebowitz
Having a bad haircut can be quite traumatic! -- Rachel Stevens
Why don't you get a haircut? You look like a chrysanthemum. -- P. G. Wodehouse
I have very short hair. It's the only cute haircut I think I've ever had. -- Jamie Lee Curtis
One of the most important things about looking youthful is to have a modern haircut. -- Evelyn Lauder
When you lose a lover it's like getting a bad haircut. It grows back in time. -- Sammy Davis, Jr.
I looked like a 'Super Mario Bros.' Goomba. It's arguably the ugliest haircut on the planet. -- Matthew Gray Gubler
I used to have a sort of spiky haircut and it just feels better to have short hair again. -- Evan Dando
I've etched out who I am through myriad haircut attempts, outfit attempts, beauty attempts, diet attempts. It's been an evolution. -- Jamie Lee Curtis
Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair. -- Sam Ewing
I've tried to have a regular haircut, but it just pops back up again, so this is the way it's going to be. -- Rod Stewart
I used to get a haircut every Saturday so I would never miss any of the comic books. I had practically no hair when I was a kid! -- R. L. Stine
I don't like to do much with my hair - which is good, because I don't know how! I just always make sure I have a great haircut. -- Chyler Leigh
In most cultures, you can have a kid at 18 and it's not a big thing. It's not like, 'Oh, you've got to get a different haircut and move to the suburbs and act, like, 35.' -- Julian Casablancas
If there is a gay uniform, the differences are in how each man coordinates the details: the brand and cut of the jeans, the design of belts and boots, the haircut, the number and size of earrings. -- Lance Loud
So many guys are so conservative with their hair, and I always joke with all my buddies when they mess with me, and I'll say, 'That's right, keep the same haircut for ten years.' How fun is that? -- Tom Brady
My dad gave me a haircut... and it wasn't a very good one. When I went out of the house, my friends got on my case and said it looked like someone put a chili bowl over my head and cut around it. -- Chili Davis
Greece will not manage to get back on its feet without restructuring its debt. There is no way around it. The country's creditors will have to reduce a portion of its debts by extending maturity dates, lowering interest rates or giving them what's called a 'haircut' in financial jargon. -- Peer Steinbruck
I did study the art of being a barber because I wanted to figure out what my routine would be. Do you start in the front or back? Top or bottom? Swivel the chair or walk around? What I did discover is there's no such thing as the perfect haircut! -- Sean Patrick Thomas
The true test of a man's style is the haircut. There are some men who look good no matter how their hair is styled, whether it's trendy or not. A man can change his haircut many times, but to pull off any haircut, you have to be very chic. Like Brad Pitt. -- Carine Roitfeld
When I was 14, I thought I looked terrible. I wore these typical Slavic shoes with metal bottoms so you could always hear me coming and this really ugly princess skirt and blouse with the top button closed. I had a boy haircut, a baby face covered with pimples, and a really big nose. -- Marina Abramovic
I spent my childhood clad in 1970s hand-me-downs, primarily from male cousins, which mainly consisted of a selection of beige, brown and orange dungarees. That, combined with a perfectly round pudding-bowl haircut, made me look, on a good day, like a cross between Ann Widdecombe, one of the Flower Pot Men, and a monk. -- Miranda Hart
I was sitting alone in a grim mood - furious that the press attacked Senator Edwards on the price of a haircut. But it inspired me - from now on, all haircuts, etc., that are necessary and important for his campaign - please send the bills to me... It is a way to help our friend without government restrictions. -- Rachel Lambert Mellon
After leaving school, I travelled around Europe for about six months. In Denmark, I thought that was my chance to get an amazing haircut, so I went to what I thought was a great hairdresser. It turned out to be the car wash of hairdressers, and I walked out sporting yet another pudding bowl, but this time with a stripe bleached down the centre. -- Becki Newton
In my twenties I would be skeptical of a bad haircut, but once you turn thirty it's more about whether he a nice person and does he open the door for me. Once you turn thirty-five, it's more about would he make a good father. And even if you're just liking somebody and digging on someone, I think you can't help but think in those terms. -- Rashida Jones
For me, it's all about the haircut. I don't have a lot of hair to style, so I keep it nice and fresh and tight. I actually go to the barbershop every five days. As soon as your haircut is on point, you have to make sure your outfit is fully ironed, you smell good, and you have clean sneakers on. Pretty much the head-to-toe look. -- Vinny Guadagnino
He's a haircut and a forehand. -- Ivan Lendl
what would you call this haircut?" arthur. -- George Harrison
Every barber thinks everybody needs a haircut. -- M.F. Moonzajer
The worse the haircut, the better the man. -- John Green
Hrabosky looks fierce in that Fu Manchu haircut. -- Jerry Coleman
A $20 haircut hardly ever lasts longer than a $5 haircut. -- Wes Smith
Never ask a barber if you need a haircut. -- Warren Buffett
Where did you get your haircut, the pet shop? -- Henny Youngman
I see Sandy Barr got himself a $4 haircut...$1 for each side. -- Raven
It's amazing what a haircut and forgetting to shave will do. -- David Cook
I've pretty much always had the same haircut my entire life. -- Asa Butterfield
Justin Bieber stole my haircut. And Axl Rose stole my dance! -- Davy Jones
You don't ever ask a barber whether you need a haircut. -- Warren Buffett
I'm the star of the show. I should have a decent haircut. -- David James Elliott
I'm the star of the show. I should have a decent haircut. -- David James Elliott
I don't think we have the right haircut or tattoos for politics. -- Al Jourgensen
The key to the Lochte haircut is being fresh and looking up-to-date. -- Ryan Lochte
If you keep walking past the barbers, eventually you'll get a haircut. -- Paul Merson
If Bill Gates is worth $30 billion then a good haircut must cost $31 billion -- Dennis Miller
A $50 haircut, cool glasses, skinny jeans and a tattoo does not a prophet make. -- Paul Washer
You're nothing but an apple, a silly t-shirt, a catchphrase and a stupid haircut. -- Randy Orton
You might be a redneck if you go to a Tupperware party for a haircut. -- Jeff Foxworthy
With some films you can sort of slide in, get a haircut and you're in. -- Cillian Murphy
I think Princess Diana probably had the most famous haircut, or Farrah Fawcett or Jennifer Aniston. -- Dorothy Hamill
I feel prettier with a naked face and ChapStick. But a good haircut makes a huge difference. -- Lena Dunham
..people (in Minnesota) avoid stupidity when possible, not wanting to be a $10 haircut on a 50 cent head. -- Garrison Keillor
When you need a haircut, it looks like you have no one to take care of you. -- Daniel Handler
To this day, my haircut is the number two clippers, which I apply to myself every month. -- Henry Rollins
While I was gone, I had quintuple bypass surgery on my heart. Plus, I got a haircut. -- David Letterman
I would pale in comparison to rock and rollers with my haircut. I would be a lightweight. -- Bart Chilton
You might be a redneck if you need an estimate from your barber before you get a haircut. -- Jeff Foxworthy
I love that about the Beatles, that the music is still going on more than the haircut, you know. -- Ringo Starr
You gotta stay 'fresh to death,' I call it. Fresh outfit, fresh haircut, fresh tan. Just stay fresh. -- Pauly D
At least we got to see the worst haircut since 1984 try to steal the spotlight from lovely Taylor Swift. -- Nathan Followill
It's totally true: Ariel, Christopher Owens, me, and Courtney Love, all in Saint Laurent ads, all with the same haircut. -- Zachary Cole Smith
Don't ask the barber whether you need a haircut, and don't ask an academic if what he does is relevant. -- Nassim Nicholas Taleb
Tom McCarthy said to me, 'Buddy, you got an Oscar nomination through that haircut! That's the real feat, man.' -- Mark Ruffalo
Beauty isn't worth thinking about; what's important is your mind. You don't want a fifty-dollar haircut on a fifty-cent head. ~Garrison Keillor -- Garrison Keillor
I've had every haircut you could possibly imagine: mullet, tail, dreadlocks, afro, crew cut. It's always been an expression of who I am. -- Marc Forgione
Babies haven't any hair; Old men's heads are just as bare; between the cradle and the grave lie a haircut and a shave. -- Samuel Hoffenstein
Dance music is so interchangeable. There's not a lot of face to it. It's a bunch of Dutch DJs with the same haircut. -- Diplo
Being in a rock band, I feel a certain responsibility to have a weird haircut. I mean, who else gets to do that? -- Win Butler
With a haircut like that and a face like that, it looks like Billy Ray Cyrus went and had sex with a retarded hyena. -- Dwayne Johnson
My girlfriend is upset about her new haircut. I don't understand why she's crying. I'm the one who has to get a new girlfriend. -- Anthony Jeselnik
It was never about having a Mohican haircut or wearing a ripped T-shirt. It was all about destruction, and the creative potential within that. -- Malcolm Mclaren
If anyone wants to know the weirdest thing, it's getting your hair cut and seeing it on the news. Terrorists probably knew about my haircut. -- Jennifer Lawrence
Dorothy Hamill was my big idol as a kid. She'd won the Olympics in 1976. She was America's sweetheart with her personality, her talent, her haircut. -- Kristi Yamaguchi
I was a complete mod and had to wear mod clothes and have a Beatle haircut, and I tried to talk in a Liverpool accent. -- Cassandra Peterson
I've never had a haircut where I've gone to a hair cutting place and they gave me an incorrect haircut. So I've been pretty lucky. -- Chandler Riggs
To me, the haircut represented beauty and strength, that I was a woman who would live her life without the boundaries imposed upon her by other people. -- Kat Von D
Worst haircut I've ever seen in my life. And I've had a few bad ones. It looks like he (John Daly) has a divot over each ear. -- David Feherty
When I was into The Beatles, I cut my hair into a Beatle haircut, which looked so ridiculously stupid with my little cat-eye glasses that I wore. -- Cassandra Peterson
When I got my head shaved, it was all over the papers. It's weird that when you get a haircut you are in the papers, it's pretty stupid -- Mark Feehily
My hair was too big. And my head is big, and my hair is big, so my helmet gets too small. So I have to make a haircut. -- Alexander Ovechkin
Where as you go into playing something like Ulysses [on Black Panther], you go - I'm going to have this haircut and this cloth, you draw from different stimulus. -- Andy Serkis
My music is like the perfect haircut-a Friday-night cut! It makes you feel like wanting to put on some nice clothes to go out and have a good time. -- Anthony Hamilton
For me... you know, the most I've paid for a haircut was in Australia. Usually I go to a black barber or a Latino barber. I can't just go into Supercuts. -- Hannibal Buress
No offense, but if you want to be with my niece, you should think about getting a haircut. My mother is very conservative." "No offense taken," John said mildly. -- Meg Cabot
What, Sheamus? Oh no, I can see him...he's pretty pale......What? oh no, he's even whiter than that. He's like a jar of mayonaisse with eyeballs and a ketchup haircut. -- John Cena
I always said punk was an attitude. It was never about having a Mohican haircut or wearing a ripped T-shirt. It was all about destruction, and the creative potential within that. -- Malcolm Mclaren
Suddenly reminded, she clapped a hand over her mouth. "Oh- Simon!" "No, I'm Jace," he said patiently. "Simon is the weaselly little one with the bad haircut and dismal fashion sense. -- Cassandra Clare
He wandered into the Newsroom and asked for a job the same way he'd walk into a barbershop and ask for a haircut, and with no more idea of being turned down. -- Hunter S. Thompson
I think what makes so many other actors miserable is focusing completely on making other plans. They're obsessed with their haircut and their headshot and their agent, their IMDB profile or whatever. -- Nick Offerman
Interviewers always used to ask me about my pageboy haircut, and it drove me nuts: it almost made me suspect that there was something strange about it. So I cut off my pageboy... -- Emo Philips
It's definitely longer than the buzz cut you see most of the time in the federal government. I would pale in comparison to rock and rollers with my haircut. I would be a lightweight. -- Bart Chilton
With short hair you have to get a haircut every two or three weeks. And if you're coloring your hair, you have to color it that often. Every time I did it, I felt fraudulent. -- Jamie Lee Curtis
Everyone wants to pretend like they sprang out of the ground with an Animal Collective record in their hands and a David Bowie haircut, and that's just not the case. You discover these things gradually. -- Patrick Stump

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