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Sea Shepherd is to terrorism what Groucho was to Marxism. -- Paul Watson
I was always a fan of Groucho Marx as a kid. -- Michael Feldman
Up there with my awards, I have a great big statue of Groucho Marx, just to put everything in perspective. -- John Lithgow
I'm a huge Groucho fan. There were some great comic minds that would transfer into any generation, and Groucho is certainly one of them. -- Joe Rogan
Throughout my life, there are four people I've met who were truly original people. The other three were Groucho Marx, Jim Morrison, and Pablo Picasso. -- Alice Cooper
As I grow older, I become more and more of a Marxist - Groucho, that is. When you have lived two-thirds of your life, you know the value of a good joke. -- Karen DeCrow
The thing that made Groucho special was the way he used his body parts. He also had a wicked tongue. People didn't realize it, but when Groucho said something, he meant it. -- Sidney Sheldon
The real achievement of Woody Allen was that he was making movies that felt very personal, and for a whole group of people, it spoke to them. Then he became an archetype, like Groucho Marx or Chaplin. -- Noah Baumbach
I was changing a light bulb over Groucho Marx's bed, so I took my shoes off, got on his bed and changed the bulb. When I got off the bed he said: 'That's the best acting you've ever done.' -- Elliott Gould
The world would not be in such a snarl, had Marx been Groucho instead of Karl. -- Irving Berlin
[ Woody Allen] persona in the films are so iconic; it's like on par with Groucho Marx or something like that. -- Alden Ehrenreich
I know of only six genuine comic geniuses in movie history; Charlie Chaplin, Buster Keaton, Groucho Marx & Harpo Marx, Peter Sellers, and W.C. Fields. -- Woody Allen
As I grow older, I become more and more of a Marxist -- Groucho, that is. When you have lived two-thirds of your life, you know the value of a good joke. -- Karen DeCrow
I was changing a light bulb over Groucho Marx's bed, so I took my shoes off, got on his bed and changed the bulb. When I got off the bed he said: 'That's the best acting you've ever done. -- Elliott Gould
No, Groucho is not my real name. I am breaking it in for a friend. -- Groucho Marx
When discovered by his wife, kissing the maid, Groucho said, "I was just whispering in her mouth" -- Groucho Marx
Here lies Groucho Marx and Lies and Lies and Lies P.S. He never kissed an ugly girl. -- Groucho Marx
To write an autobiography of Groucho Marx would be as asinine as to read an autobiography of Groucho Marx. -- Groucho Marx
Policeman: "A hermit eh? Then why's your table set for four?" Groucho: "That's nothing. My alarm clock is set for eight. -- Groucho Marx
[Mrs. Teasdale]: He's had a change of heart. [Groucho]: A lot of good that'll do him. He's still got the same face. -- Groucho Marx
A man who says he can see through a woman is missing a lot.-Groucho Marx A man's only as old as the woman he feels. -- Groucho Marx
Groucho: You know I think you're the most beautiful woman in the world? Woman: Really? Groucho: No, but I don't mind lying if it gets me somewhere. -- Groucho Marx
Chico: "Here's the book, it's a dollar" Groucho: "Here's a ten, and shoot the change." Chico: "I don't have change I'd have to give you nine more books. -- Groucho Marx
I could dance with you till the cows come home. Better still, I'll dance with the cows and you come home." Groucho Marx was never one to pass up an opportunity for a play on words and this occurs in his dialogue of the 1933 film Duck Soup: -- Groucho Marx

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