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In Hollywood, brides keep the bouquets and throw away the groom. -- Groucho Marx
I groom, but it doesn't take me a long time to get to what people see. -- Wiz Khalifa
Never tell a secret to a bride or a groom; wait until they have been married longer. -- E. W. Howe
Just like Barack Obama, my views on gay marriage have evolved, and now I am a reluctant groom. -- Edmund White
I was always a big fan of waiting a year of two to groom an NFL quarterback; let him learn and mature. -- Terrell Davis
I don't care how handsome or fabulous or funny the groom is, or how sweet and accommodating the bride, or vice versa. Marriage is hard. -- Jenna McCarthy
If you watch a fly on, say, a coffee table, you'll see that they're rubbing their little legs together to groom themselves; they're actually quite clean creatures. -- Michael Dickinson
When I'm interviewing someone, I want to make sure that he thought enough to take care of himself - to dress appropriately and to groom himself properly. -- Bill Rancic
When we anthropomorphize the egg and sperm, when we turn them into a miniature bride and groom complete with personalities, what effect does this have on abortion legislation? -- Emily Martin
A great advantage of a large corporation is supposed to be the large pool of talent in which its leaders can find and groom high achievers and successors. -- Margaret Heffernan
I'm so laid back and not high maintenance in the slightest. If I did get married, I'd probably be dancing down the aisle with the groom. I'd like something unconventional! -- Erin Richards
Bride and groom are not just two contracting parties but two loving and beloved companions, joined in establishing a home that will be nothing less than a source of immortality. -- Meir Soloveichik
Being in the consumer business helps us groom talent in areas like marketing, finance and logistics. We can benchmark our outsourcing business to our consumer business and its best practices. -- Azim Premji
They say Princes learn no art truly, but the art of horsemanship. The reason is, the brave beast is no flatterer. He will throw a prince as soon as his groom. -- Ben Jonson
I have formed the Mahendra Singh Dhoni Charitable Trust which organises cricket tournaments in Jharkhand to identify promising cricketers so that we can help groom them, either in India or abroad. -- Mahendra Singh Dhoni
Whether we're conscious of it or not, our work and personal lives are made up of daily rituals, including when we eat our meals, how we shower or groom, or how we approach our daily descent into the digital world of email communication. -- Chip Conley
I have a 60-acre farm in North Carolina, and I have a tractor and a farmhouse. As soon as I groom the land, I want to put cabins around and have a place where people can write and hang out. It'll be either that or an all-black nudist colony. -- Zach Galifianakis
My new passion is to get Internet education mandated in all schools. We've got to start teaching our kids how to be safe in the 40,000 plus chat rooms that are out there. Because they're being had. These sexual predators groom the kids. I know, I've arrested enough of them. -- Erik Estrada
As I grew up and began identifying myself as a feminist, there were plenty of issues that continued to make me question marriage: the father 'giving' the bride away, women taking their husband's last name, the white dress, the vows promising to 'obey' the groom. And that only covers the wedding. -- Jessica Valenti
Kim Kardashian's marriage to Kris Humphries famously lasted 72 days, and was reported in the tabloids as being all about the big bucks paid by magazines for the bridal photos: it is a spectacle of a bride-to-be as entrepreneur, not as romantic heroine; the groom, in this scenario, is nothing but a prop. -- Naomi Wolf
Let's face it. There is no setup in Pakistan to train and groom young players at the grassroots level in different sports. Those of us who did make a name for ourselves and became champions did it with our own initiative - there was no academy to back us till we reached a certain level on our own. -- Jahangir Khan
Death stands behind every bride, every groom. -- Catherynne M. Valente
Unmissed but by his dogs and by his groom. -- William Cowper
What kind of wedding do you want?" "The one with a groom. -- Jude Deveraux
How much you groom somebody else is more important than who grooms you. -- Robert M. Sapolsky
Weddings are never about the bride and groom, weddings are public platforms for dysfunctional families. -- Lisa Kleypas
The groom is like a flower of gold. When he walks, blossoms at his feet unfold. -- Federico Garcia Lorca
I can't explain why a bride buys her wedding dress, whereas a groom rents his tux. -- Lou Holtz
Men, you'll never be a good groom to your wife unless you're first a good bride to Jesus. -- Timothy Keller
Every bride and groom would do well to remember that in wedding, the we comes before the I. -- Evan Esar
Edwina always enjoyed a morning ride. Some mornings she rode the horse, and some mornings she rode the groom. -- Barbara Taylor Bradford
I see the turning of the page, curtain rising on a new age, see the groom still waiting at the altar. -- Bob Dylan
At American weddings, the quality of the food is in inverse proportion to the social position of the bride and groom. -- Calvin Trillin
Give me the handling of a horse for twenty minutes, and I'll tell you what sort of a groom he has had. -- Anna Sewell
Well being is a condition one has to groom, a condition one has to become aquainted with in order to seek it -- Carlos Castaneda
Southerners ask intimate questions in the way monkeys groom each other for lice, not to pry but to make you feel cared for. -- Reynolds Price
Things are different in the international relations between states. In this respect, I am neither a friend, nor bride or groom [of the West]. -- Vladimir Putin
Dogs love us not only because we feed them, walk them, or groom them, or protect them, but because we are fun. How astonishing! -- Jeffrey Moussaieff Masson
The bride and groom-May their joys be as bright as the morning, and their sorrows but shadows that fade in the sunlight of love. -- Minna Antrim
There is no greater feeling than when a groom turns to see his bride and has tears in his eyes because she is so beautiful. -- Tim Allen
The groom always smiles proudly because he's convinced he's accomplished something quite wonderful. The bride smiles because she's been able to convince him of it. -- Judith McNaught
You know how funerals are not for the dead, theyâ??re for the living? Bachelor parties are not for the groom, theyâ??re for the uncommitted. -- Bill Murray
I do a nice sloppy first draft like everybody else. And then just work at it and work at it and groom it. I get input from other people. -- Diablo Cody
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For most of human history, we lived communally in groups, and it was part of the security and nature of groups to help each other and groom each other. -- Patch Adams
I wanted to breathe new life into the timeless trend of past, present and future. These unique designs celebrate the bride and groom's passage through their new life together. -- Vera Wang
Builders, raise the ceiling high, Raise the dome into the sky, Hear the wedding song! For the happy groom is near, Tall as Mars, and statelier, Hear the wedding song! -- Sappho
[At the reception following her remarriage to Alan Campbell:] People who haven't talked to each other in years are on speaking terms again today - including the bride and groom. -- Dorothy Parker
Life's to short to spend it fighting when you could be holding the one you love. And love's to rare to squnder it with petty concerns." The Apolloite groom to Rafael -- Sherrilyn Kenyon
The great affair, the love affair with life, is to live as variously as possible, to groom one's curiosity like a high-spirited thoroughbred, climb aboard, and gallop over the thick, sunstruck hills every day. -- Diane Ackerman

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