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Fathers are biological necessities, but social accidents. -- Margaret Mead
Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope. -- Bill Cosby
Dad taught me everything I know. Unfortunately, he didn't teach me everything he knows. -- Al Unser
Humor is always based on a modicum of truth. Have you ever heard a joke about a father-in-law? -- Dick Clark
My father was not a failure. After all, he was the father of a president of the United States. -- Harry S. Truman
A father is a man who expects his son to be as good a man as he meant to be. -- Frank A. Clark
I always was a funny guy, the class clown. I had a very funny dad and an extremely funny grandmother. -- Charlie Day
My father-in-law gets up at 5 o'clock in the morning and watches the Discovery Channel. I don't know why there's this big rush to do this. -- Jeff Foxworthy
I never got along with my dad. Kids used to come up to me and say, "My dad can beat up your dad." I'd say Yeah? When? -- Bill Hicks
My dad loved to laugh. He was very funny and very silly. -- Mike Myers
I call my dad 'Admiral Ass Hat,' he doesn't really think it's funny. -- Jay Crownover
I grew up with an extremely funny dad, and my mom is super funny. -- Paula Pell
I love playing a dad. It's hard to find family dramas that are genuinely funny. -- Peter Gallagher
Tom Hanks is fantastic - he is one of my dad's good friends, and he's very warm and funny. -- Bryce Dallas Howard
I love being a dad, it keeps me fit and inspired and children are so funny. They always supply you with acting material! -- Wesley Snipes
My dad wears girls' clothes - it's so funny. Sometimes I see him and I'm like, 'Nice shirt!,' because it's from my closet. -- Liv Tyler
What's going to be funny is when they think Mom and Dad are a little bit cool, because right now, we're not cool Mom and Dad. -- Angelina Jolie
From my dad ... I think we have a similar sense of humor. I don't know if that's a good or bad thing, but I think he's funny! -- Jenna Bush
My dad's like, If your mom and I are having sex and we videotape it and she falls out of bed funny, can I win ten-thousand dollars? -- Bob Saget
I didn't grow up with my dad, so it was always very funny to me, and always has been, what an important part DNA plays in one's life. -- Kiefer Sutherland
I definitely take after my dad, looks-wise. But my mum is my greatest inspiration. All the women in my family are amazing. They're hilarious. I love funny people. -- Shari Sebbens
Politicians... talk in generalities and lies, and I think they've caused all our grief. They're so awful, they're really funny. I hate thinking this because my dad loved politics. -- Paul Lynde

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