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One night I attended a Laughing Liberally comedy show. There was one funny comedian there - Lee Camp. -- Matt Labash
I have a funny sense of humor. If I was a comedian and I was up on stage, people would think that's funny, because I'm a funny comedian. I'm an entertainer. -- Lil B
I've never set out to write a funny movie or be a funny comedian as a woman. I am a woman. I don't really have a choice in the matter. My goal is just to be funny. -- Maya Rudolph
I myself grew up when radio was very important. I'd come home from school and turn on the radio. There were funny comedians and wonderful music, and there were plays. I used to pass time with radio. -- Kurt Vonnegut
When I get up in the morning, I go and I work with beautiful women and charming men and funny comedians and dramatic artists. And I'm presented with costumes and great music to choose from and sets. I travel a certain amount of places, so I've been living in a bubble. And I like it. -- Woody Allen
I'm funny. I'm a comedian. I'm not a clown. -- Bernie Mac
It's good to be funny when you are a comedian. -- George Lindsey
A comic says funny things. A comedian says things funny. -- Ed Wynn
A comedian does funny things. A good comedian does things funny. -- Buster Keaton
I think it's a comedian's job to make everything funny. Nothing is off-limits. -- Donald Glover
A comedian is not funny unless he is taking his demons out for a walk. -- Cynthia Heimel
I'm not a comedian. I'm an actor who just happens to be funny on occasion. -- Anthony Anderson
I really loved what I was doing being creative and being funny as a stand-up comedian. -- Chris Tucker
A comedian's body is funny as well as his mind being funny, his whole personage is funny. -- Bobby Darin
I never saw myself as a comedian. I saw myself as a guy who can act funny. -- Charlie Day
I like seeing what the comedian thinks is funny, not just what they think I'll think is funny. -- Anthony Jeselnik
I'm not a comedian. I don't make things funny if they're not funny. I don't invent funny stuff. -- Morgan Freeman
A comedian is not a person who opens a funny door - he's the person who opens a door funny. -- Chuck Jones
There are few lonelier sights than a good comedian being funny in a movie that doesn't know what funny is. -- Roger Ebert
The pressure to being a comedian is being funny, but I've given that up, so there is no pressure whatsoever. -- Gilbert Gottfried
Two cannibals were eating a comedian, and one of them turns to the other and asks, 'Does this taste funny to you? -- Nicholas Sparks
I'm not a broad comedy guy. I've been funny in movies, but I'm not a comedian. I'm an actor who's sometimes funny. -- Matthew Lillard
When I tell people I'm a comedian they say, 'Oh, are you funny?' I say, 'No, it's not that kind of comedy.' -- Susan Sarandon
No comedian's wife thinks he's funny. The first few years of the marriage, maybe. I was funny as hell the first couple of years. -- Tom Smothers
My job as a comedian is to heighten awareness about locally grown produce, fight factory farming, and promote euthanasia, but in a funny way. -- Dov Davidoff
Karaoke isn't fair when you're a comedian. The whole idea is to get people laughing and enjoying themselves, and I'm a professional funny guy. -- Chris Rock
I don't think of myself as funny - I don't fill up a room with my humor... I would fail miserably as a stand-up comedian. -- Steve Carell
Part of being a comedian is that it's your job to look at life and regurgitate it in a funny way, to point out its absurdities. -- Greg Behrendt
Comics write to their point of view. If you're an exceedingly irreverent comedian, you've got to see where that point of view fits or produces the most funny. -- Jim Gaffigan

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