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After thirty, a body has a mind of its own. -- Bette Midler
Our birthdays are feathers in the broad wing of time. -- Jean Paul
Old age isn't so bad when you consider the alternative. -- Maurice Chevalier
Success is like reaching an important birthday and finding you're exactly the same. -- Audrey Hepburn
May you live to be 100 and may the last voice you hear be mine. -- Frank Sinatra
It is lovely, when I forget all birthdays, including my own, to find that somebody remembers me. -- Ellen Glasgow
There must be a day or two in a man's life when he is the precise age for something important. -- Franklin P. Adams
I gave a funny speech at my wife's birthday party, and I'm thinking, 'Hey, I've still got it.' -- Larry David
Milton Hope led the singing of Happy Birthday ... He would say, 'Keep it sweet and short and don't try to be funny.' -- Bob Hope

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