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Who'd have thought the Frisbee would have caught on? -- Karl Pilkington
Seeing family is what brings me peace. If I'm not traveling home on my day off, I love going to Central Park to be around trees and throw a Frisbee with my boyfriend. -- Kara Lindsay
Sometimes I get really lonely. Especially when I'm throwing a Frisbee. -- Mitch Hedberg
I have as much chance of becoming Prime Minister as of being decapitated by a frisbee or of finding Elvis. -- Boris Johnson
Bob Davis has his hair differently this year, short with curls like Randy Jones wears. I think you call it a Frisbee. -- Jerry Coleman
I think you should, yeah. You should wash your beard, then shave it off, nail it to a Frisbee and fling it over a rainbow. -- Dylan Moran
One can only guess the amount of magic mushrooms a sane person would have to consume to believe that a frisbee constituted a genuine threat to roughly 3,000 police officers. -- Mark Thomas
I used to play ultimate Frisbee, and I just got a reputation for making popcorn at parties. I don't mean to brag on myself, but I make the popcorn in the pot, and it comes out fine every time. -- Bill Nye
I never really was that passionate about playing sports. But when I was at this Mt. Herman school, I did have the ability to throw the frisbee. So when this sport evolved, it was fun because I was good at it. -- Joel Silver
...when you put on your shortest dress, please leave some mystery in it. That's the difference between a miniskirt and a ho-skirt. A ho-skirt shows your Frisbee. A miniskirt shows just enough to cause some mystery. What these young women lack is mystery. -- Tyler Perry
When I began to play Frisbee, I would play with my friends and we used to do difficult things. We would stand in front of lines of trees that were parallel. We would spend hours throwing frisbees back and forth between these tight spots. -- Frederick Lenz
It's impossible to look cool whilst picking up a Frisbee. -- Peter Kay
Your ego interferes, your sense of self. When you let go of the mind, the Frisbee will take its own path. -- Frederick Lindemann, 1st Viscount Cherwell
Transform yourself. It is not the opponent that will change, or the Frisbee. They will change in relation to your change. You must change. -- Frederick Lindemann, 1st Viscount Cherwell
When you unite the nothingness of your mind with the nothingness of the Frisbee, then the Frisbee is not a Frisbee, and you are not you. -- Frederick Lindemann, 1st Viscount Cherwell
The Frisbee is a round disk. That's the somethingness. But it has another side; it has a nothingness which you cannot perceive with your physical mind or your senses. -- Frederick Lindemann, 1st Viscount Cherwell
The more perfectly you can refine the process of Frisbee, the tighter your energy is and the more you become one with the nothingness of the Frisbee, the nothingness of the play. -- Frederick Lindemann, 1st Viscount Cherwell
In the game of Frisbee you throw the disk to someone else. The point of Frisbee is perfect communication. The person at the other end of the field is receiving an impression, a vibration from you. -- Frederick Lindemann, 1st Viscount Cherwell
You are trying to pierce the veil, to break through the Frisbee so that it doesn't exist, to break through the football so it doesn't exist, and to break through your opponent so they don't exist. -- Frederick Lindemann, 1st Viscount Cherwell
When I began to play Frisbee, I would play with my friends and we used to do difficult things. We would stand in front of lines of trees that were parallel. We would spend hours throwing frisbees back and forth between these tight spots. -- Frederick Lenz
One more thing," Megan said, stopping Doug in his tracks. His shoulders slumped and he turned around. "What? You want my kidney?" "I want in on the next ultimate Frisbee game," Megan said. Doug grinned. "You're playing skins." Megan grinned back. "We'll see about that. -- Kate Brian
I have an American top hat that's collapsible and works as a frisbee. -- Jackson Rathbone
I always had the ability to throw a frisbee pretty well. I don't why. -- Joel Silver
Playing frisbee with a five year old is amazingly similar to chasing after a frisbee. -- Jim Gaffigan
Hippies, hippies... they want to save the world but all they do is smoke pot and play frisbee! -- Trey Parker
I like playing frisbee. It is the only sport where you can throw something at a person and it's okay. -- Demetri Martin
I'm glad that our God is not the guy with a pony-tail who wants to toss a frisbee with His saints. -- Eric Ludy
I'm a Frisbeetarian. We worship frisbees. We believe when you die your soul goes up on the roof and you can't get it down. -- Jim Stafford
Once you've learned to study in a bathing suit on the grass with muscled men throwing frisbees over your head, you can accomplish almost anything. -- Susan Rice
Having sex with her is incredible. It's just like a concert. We throw Frisbees around the room. And when she wants more she lights a match. -- Steven Wright
Black people drink lots of beer. However, you won't see us skiing down a mountain for one, or see us diving for Frisbees on concrete for one. -- Franklyn Ajaye
Were British protesters, armed with little more than a frisbee and a bag of plastic toy soldiers, really in danger of being shot by the US military in Gloucestershire? -- Mark Thomas
I've been working hard on a new song, it's titled "Frozen Piggy Pudding". It's about how the government is full of pigs who eat pudding all day. Oh look a frisbee, allo' govna. -- Thom Yorke
John Lennon imagined a world filled with peace and love. Martin Luther King dreamt of a world free from racial discrimination and oppression. The guy who invented the Frisbee, dreamt of a world where people would throw a fat, circular object at each other in order to pass the time. He succeeded. -- Jon Lajoie
He'd discovered that his memories of that summer were like bad movie montages - young lovers tossing a Frisbee in the park, sharing a melting ice-cream cone, bicycling along the river, laughing, talking, kissing, a sappy score drowning out the dialogue because the screenwriter had no idea what these two people might say to each other. -- Richard Russo
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I cannot wait to come back to Glasgow. I know the place like the back of my hand. In fact, one of the jobs I had as a student was in Cineworld. And I was always at gigs in King Tut's, Nice 'n' Sleazy's and the Barras. I played Ultimate Frisbee down on Glasgow Green and pulled pints in O'Neill's on Queen Street. -- Colin Morgan
You have to love a nation that celebrates its independence every July 4, not with a parade of guns, tanks, and soldiers who file by the White House in a show of strength and muscle, but with family picnics where kids throw Frisbees, the potato salad gets iffy, and the flies die from happiness. You may think you have overeaten, but it is patriotism. -- Erma Bombeck
Things have been invented because of alcohol. Like the taser, okay? Yeah! The morning after pill, okay? The reach-around. Judge Judy. What has pot given the world? Hackey sack? YEAH! Hilarious ring tones? OH GAH! Ultimate Frisbee Championships? It sucks to be a champion at a sport that can't get you laid. It's an unneeded skill like, I dunno, being the best banjo player. Or a squirter. -- Dave Attell
Remember when you picked me up like a frisbee and tossed me across you yard? -- Alyson Noel
Standing in the park, I was wondering why a frisbee looks larger the closer it gets...then it hit me -- Stewart Francis

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