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Faking your own death is illegal, yet faking your own life is celebrated -- Dean Cavanagh
Aping urbanity, Oozing with vanity, Plump as a manatee, Faking humanity, Intellectual inanity, Journalistic calamity, Fox Noise insanity, You're a profanity, Hannity -- John Cleese
Wearing a mask wears you out. Faking it is fatiguing. The most exhausting activity is pretending to be what you know you aren't. -- Rick Warren
You have to really enjoy (being sexy). Not fake anything. Sexy is being in the moment, whether that means being coy or coming on hard. Faking is always lame and it never comes across the way you want it to. -- Cameron Diaz
The worst crime is faking it. -- Kurt Cobain
The faking of feelings is a sin against the imagination. -- Seamus Heaney
Real emotion is good - or doing a good job of faking real emotion. -- Jimmy Kimmel
I feel like I'm kind of faking something if I'm talking as myself and putting on an accent. -- Melanie Lynskey
But then acting is all about faking. We're all very good at faking things that we have no competence with. -- John Cleese
Anyone who composes and conducts at the same time is immediately suspect, because he must be faking one or the other. -- Esa-Pekka Salonen
I played trumpet for about two weeks. Sixth grade. And I didn't practice. Maybe a little longer than two weeks, but I didn't practice and I was faking it. -- Wendell Pierce
A single moment spent in a business meeting or at a pub is more than enough to reveal the basic human truth that we are all faking it most of the time. -- Jeff Lindsay
I grew up speaking Spanish and English. My mother can speak Spanish, English, French and Italian, and she's pretty good at faking Portuguese. I wish that I spoke more languages than I do. -- Sebastian Arcelus
I feel like every time I walk into the audition room, they can tell if you're faking it and if your heart's really not with it. So I try to keep it as real as possible. -- Jennifer Damiano
I come from a pop background, but I'm also a Puerto Rican and I do feel this music. My approach to salsa is a humble one, and I defy anybody to prove that I'm faking it. -- Marc Anthony
I'd rather be a face for happiness and doing things that you have a passion for, rather than faking it and pretending like I'm this face of women's basketball, when I can't stand the sport at all. -- Elena Delle Donne
I knew I wasn't a baseball writer. I was scared to death. I really was afraid to talk to players, and I didn't want to go into the press box because I thought I was faking it. -- Roger Angell
You need to feel that the game is important to you. Lose that feeling and you lose your edge. There's no faking that kind of emotion. You can't invent the feeling. It's got to be natural, real. -- Dan Marino
As long as it feels valid to me and feels sincere, I'll do what I do under the moniker of Nine Inch Nails if it's appropriate. I would hate to think I would ever be in a position where I'm faking it to get a paycheck. -- Trent Reznor
People go into a gallery, and they're afraid to express their opinions about art. No one's afraid to say, 'Keanu Reeves was bad in that movie.' We see so many films that we can tell who's faking it. But with art, we can't always tell. -- William Quigley
A single moment spent in a business meeting or at a pub is more than enough to reveal the basic human truth that we are all faking it most of the time. We congratulate a rival on a triumph when actually we are choking on spite. We are cordial and attentive to crashing bores. -- Jeff Lindsay
If it wasn't for my trainer - who comes looking for me three times a week before 7 A.M. - I wouldn't get my butt out of bed and into the gym. There are many mornings when I think about faking a sprained ankle, but I just put it out of my head and make myself go. -- Sherri Shepherd
When you see Robert Englund in a movie, you think he is the bad guy, but if I'm not the bad guy, and I'm supposed to just kind of fool the audience, it makes it a lot easier for whichever actor is the bad guy. So I find myself doing a lot of those, I think they're called red herring characters, faking out the audience. -- Robert Englund
Some people fake their death, I'm faking my life. -- Don DeLillo
It's okay to cry as long as you're faking it. -- Chuck Palahniuk
Nobody stays here by faking reality in any manner whatever. -- Ayn Rand
Pretending to drink coffee was similar to faking an orgasm. -- Darynda Jones
Being who you are is a lot easier than faking it. -- Adam Lambert
I can't tell if I'm a good person or I'm faking really well -- George Watsky
The beautiful thing about faking a news show is the topicality is delayed. -- Jon Stewart
Here I was again tonight forcing laughter, faking smiles Same old tired, lonely place -- Taylor Swift
They were enjoying it. Whether they were faking or not, they were enjoying it. -- John Cena
Now? I'm just another female faking orgasms to make a man not feel so inadequate. -- Jess C Scott
Now? I'm just another female faking orgasms to make a man not feel so inadequate. -- Jess C Scott
Oh honey, have you learned nothing from these plays? Ain't such a line between faking and being. -- Gayle Forman
Action is pretty boring to do as an actor. Action and sex scenes are silly because it's all faking. -- David Duchovny
First, there must be talent. . .Then there must be discipline. . .Then there must be. . .and absolute conscience. . .to prevent faking. -- Ernest Hemingway
The world is, for the most part, a collective madhouse, and practically everyone, however "normal" his facade, is faking sanity. -- John Astin
Sometimes I believe that some people are better at love than others, and sometimes I believe that everyone is faking it. -- Nora Ephron
The worst crime I could think of would be to pull people off by faking it, pretending as if I'm having 100% fun. -- Kurt Cobain
I'm really not into the idea of just faking songs with a synthesizer. That just isn't the music I'm making at all. -- Hamilton Leithauser
I'm glad she's not faking affection. It's more honest than what her husband is doing, at least. Dislike is an emotion I can respect. -- Amy Engel
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Humor is the most honest of emotions. Applause for a speech can be insincere, but with humor, if the audience doesn't like it there's no faking it. -- Robert Orben
What's the difference between spending your life trying to be invisible, or pretending to be the person you think everyone wants you to be? Either way, you're faking. -- Jodi Picoult
As long as we are faking it we are just showing the world how to fake it - but they already are! They want to see us get real. -- Louie Giglio
Sometimes I wake up at night and go, 'Oh, damn! Here we go again! What were they thinking? They gave me this role; don't they know I'm faking it? -- Renee Zellweger
The world is a collective madhouse, its inhabitants are merely faking sanity. It is critical to becoming aware of these aberrations, for pretensions can be the enemy of love. -- John Astin
It's a weird job because making music or writing a song is a personal thing... and it kind of has to be. You can always tell when people are faking. -- David Longstreth
And you fall, and you crawl, and you break, what you get, and you turn it into honesty and promise you're never going to find you're faking, no no no. -- Avril Lavigne
I have a lot of heroes. I don't think people give enough of a tribute to their mentors. They try to act like they're spontaneous generations - they are faking liars. -- John Leguizamo
Content in a way he'd rarely been before Mercy, he simply stroked her until she purred. It delighted him as it always did. "I made you purr." A lazy yawn. "I'm faking it. -- Nalini Singh
There is a sort of mystery to kitsch. When did it begin? If it is just simply another name for faking emotions, it ought to have been a permanent part of the human condition. -- Roger Scruton
I talked to a junior in college, and she was fed up. She said, "I'm not doing other girls any favours by faking orgasms and not calling out guys when we're having unequal experiences." -- Peggy Orenstein
Speaking of Oscars, I would win overwhelmingly if the Academy gave an Oscar for faking orgasms. I have done some of my best acting convincing my partners I was in the throes of ecstasy. -- Marilyn Monroe
Anybody can be charming if they don't mind faking it, saying all the stupid, obvious, nauseating things that a conscience keeps most people from saying. Happily, I don't have a conscience. I say them. -- Jeff Lindsay
One of the guardians distracted Ryan while the other - Dimitri, I now saw grabbed Camille. She screamed, not faking her fear. She apparently didn't find being in Dimitri's arms as thrilling as I did. -- Richelle Mead

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