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Drunks do not have friends, but accomplices. -- Mason Cooley
Drunks conjure an endless drama from their bottles. -- Mason Cooley
This is the big reason most humorists fail. Drunks don't read books. -- Garrison Keillor
Drunks they may be, but a drunken man knows not fear. Fools, aye, but a fool can kill a king. Rats, that too, but a thousand rats can bring down a bear. -- George R. R. Martin
No, this was Philly. Drunks here boo Santa and get in more trouble than a dog with an Easter basket, and like the dog, they usually end up either sick or dead. Ah yes, another lovely eve in the big city. -- Kym Grosso
God watches over drunks and third baseman. -- Leo Durocher
Our constitution protects aliens, drunks and U.S. Senators. -- Will Rogers
I believe all drunks go to heaven, because they've been through hell on Earth. -- Liza Minnelli
I knew how it was with drunks. They ran out of generosity, even for themselves. -- Ross MacDonald
We have wasted History like a bunch of drunks shooting dice back in the men's crapper of the local bar. -- Charles Bukowski
When I played drunks I had to remain sober because I didn't know how to play them when I was drunk. -- Richard Burton
When cars honk and hoot and drunks squeeze out of car windows and scream, you can be sure that football is in the air. -- Craig Brown
My doctor tells me I should start slowing it down - but there are more old drunks than there are old doctors so let's all have another round. -- Willie Nelson
My forte is playing drunks down the ages. When my agent rings me about a role, I don't ask what the part is, but what century it's in. -- Johnny Vegas
Things got so bad that when I went shopping for a house, some people would refuse to open the door if they saw it was me standing there. And drunks would always want to challenge me. -- Edward G. Robinson
We were playing, not for the drunks, but for the musicians, because it was more intellectually challenging. We needed somewhere to put our energy to show that we were growing, and as we started to achieve this, people came to hear us musically. -- Ronnie Hawkins
I only worked on Men of Honor for three weeks, but I walked away with so much. Because Bob is the kind of actor who gives you the opportunity to really go there. And we really had to go there. I mean, we were both playing drunks. -- Charlize Theron
The Lord looks after drunks and Americans. -- Daniel Patrick Moynihan
Abstract Expressionism was invented by New York drunks. -- Joni Mitchell
I know a lot more old drunks than old doctors. -- Joe E. Lewis
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There are more old drunks than there are old doctors. -- Willie Nelson
Sportswriters are a rude and brainless subculture of fascist drunks -- Hunter S. Thompson
You know the expression 'God protects fools and drunks'? I qualify for both. -- Lou Reed
God has a special providence for fools, drunks, and the United States of America. -- Otto von Bismarck
It was like two drunks in a back alley throwing punches at each other. -- Eamon
As a work of art, it reminds me of a long conversation between two drunks -- Clive James
In Russia, drunks are our kindest people. Our kindest people are also the most drunk. -- Fyodor Dostoyevsky
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Parties sickened me. I hated the game-playing, the dirty play, the flirting, the amateurs drunks, the bores. -- Charles Bukowski
Booze is the greatest of all equalizers. Rich drunks and poor drunks both pass out the same way. -- Chuck Klosterman
The whole pot-to-alcohol thing is a huge issue with me, because I've grown to hate drunks so much, and like potheads. -- Doug Benson
Have you ever head this theory about drinking yourself sober?' Eddie asked. 'It's a very popular theory. Amongst drunks, anyway. -- Robert Rankin
The best drunks are the ones who only hang out with other drunks in places we all know are filled with drunks. -- Greg Fitzsimmons
bringing up children was]like living with a bunch of drunks...you really have to be on your toes all the time. -- Tom Waits
I cannot stop asking. If I could taste one sip of an answer, I could break out of this prison for drunks. -- Rumi
My family was a bunch of drunks. When I was six I came up missing, they put my picture on a bottle of scotch. -- Rodney Dangerfield
Personality must be accepted for what it is. You mustn't mind that a poet is a drunk, rather that drunks are not always poets. -- Oscar Wilde
Fun drunks make a nice addition to any party. Not looking to fight. Not looking to score. Just looking to get drunk and laugh. -- Jay Asher
It isn't chic for women to be drunk. Men drunks are more excusable, more easily absolved, but why? It must be thought they have better reasons. -- Margaret Atwood
What are children anyway? Midget drunks. They greet you in the morning by kneeing you in the face and talking gibberish. They can't even walk straight. -- Dylan Moran
New Year's is a harmless annual institution, of no particular use to anybody save as a scapegoat for promiscuous drunks, and friendly calls and humbug resolutions. -- Mark Twain
Now and then I become conscious of having the reputation of being one of the great drinkers, if not one of the great drunks, of our time. -- Kingsley Amis
Meanwhile the 3 a.m. drunks of the world would lay in their beds, trying in vain to sleep, and deserving that rest, if they could find it. -- Charles Bukowski
They think actors are freaks - that we're a lot of drunks who party all the time and never work. Well, I for one work my tail off. -- Lauren Bacall
The most dangerous lechers and creeps are not drunks wearing rags on the street, but respectable men wearing hairspray, pinstripes, and wedding rings who lurk in the halls of power. -- Michelle Malkin
The sad fact is that the vast majority of drunks stay drunks. There's a small minority of us who reach that fork in the road where one side says 'live' and the other says 'drink'. -- John Larroquette
Sportswriters are a rude and brainless subculture of fascist drunks, a gang of vicious monkeys jerking off in a zoo cage... more disgusting by nature than maggots oozing out the carcass of a dead animal. -- Hunter S. Thompson
The urge for Chinese food is always unpredictable: famous for no occasion, standard fare for no holiday, and the constant as to demand is either whim, the needy plebiscite of instantly famished drunks, or pregnancy. -- Alexander Theroux

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