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Drunk people run stop signs, high people wait for them to turn green -- Layzie Bone
I rely on the promise, God is kind to women, fools, and drunk people. -- Jane Welsh Carlyle
It's progress I think, that science has joined philosophy, metaphysics & religion as subjects drunk people argue about in bars. -- Neil deGrasse Tyson
St. Patrick's Day is a holy day for Roman Catholics in Ireland to pray and a day for drunk people to vomit with their pants down in New Jersey. -- Margot Leitman
Look, people get drunk ... People chase girls. And the point is, it's a hell of a lot better for them to get drunk than to take drugs. It's better to chase girls than boys. -- Richard M. Nixon
I've been in clubs. I don't like being in an enclosed place with really loud music, and a lot of drunk people. It's not my idea of a good time. It's just such a miserable life. -- Joaquin Phoenix
I observe a lot of you drunk people. What I do is I just let myself go there and fully commit to that drunk thing, not that I've ever done that myself. I've had a lot of practice. Let's be honest. -- Leslie Mann
There's a lot of people who don't understand the touring and the party scene and it's like, go to bed late, wake up early, drive for hours, play a show, meet crazy drunk people and all that stuff. I would rather be doing that than like McDonalds or something like that though. It's definitely fun but it's a lot of work. -- Sam Hughes
It pays to get drunk with the best people. -- Joe E. Lewis
When people get drunk they do things they shouldn't do. -- Johnny Hunt
People have different personalities when they're drunk or take heroin, or whatever drugs. -- Mick Jagger
I play to all people - all colors, all creeds ~ drunk, sober, everybody. -- Frank Sinatra
Only three types of people tell the truth: Kids, the drunk, and the angry. -- Elizabeth Reyes
I rely on the promise, 'God is kind to women, fools, and drunk people.' -- Jane Welsh Carlyle
More people die on a per mile basis from drunk walking than from drunk driving. -- A. J. Jacobs
Being drunk leads smart people to do stupid things, which is what is so interesting. -- Kit Williamson
In Russia, drunks are our kindest people. Our kindest people are also the most drunk. -- Fyodor Dostoyevsky
If getting drunk was how people forgot they were mortal, then hangovers were how they remembered. -- Matt Haig
People are disappointed if you're not entertaining and to be entertaining often means to be drunk. -- Matthew Brannon
It's nerve-wracking singing in front of people. I think that's why most people get drunk for karaoke. -- Emily Blunt
When most people get drunk, they see snakes. But, when snakes get drunk, they see Jake Roberts! -- Jerry Lawler
I have been brought up and trained to have the utmost contempt for people who get drunk. -- Winston Churchill
There are three people one can never reason with: a drunk, a crazy person, and a fool. -- R. Alan Woods
Important people are much more interesting when they are drunk and seem much more like human beings. -- Marilyn Monroe
You can vibe out when people are getting tired or they're too drunk to keep going along with. -- Jay Mohr
It's as if people used the invention of seat belts as an opportunity to take up drunk driving. -- John Lanchester
People vomitied at my movies; not because of the movie but because they were drunk. I took credit anyway. -- John Waters
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I have written much less than most people who write; I have drunk much more than most people who drink. -- Guy Debord
People got out of the way for Cam. He was like a hot Moses, parting a sea of drunk college students. -- J. Lynn
I filmed myself drunk, just to see what I'm like. I watched so many funny videos of people drunk on YouTube. -- Aaron Paul
Republic . . . it means people can live free, talk free, go or come, buy or sell, be drunk or sober, however they choose. -- John Wayne
The only reason people go to bars is to get drunk and have sex. To me, bars are what hell is like. -- Clay Aiken
I mean, why on earth (outside sickness and hangovers) aren't people continually drunk? I want ecstasy of the mind all the time. -- Jack Kerouac
Many people have played themselves to death. Many people have eaten and drunk themselves to death. Nobody ever thought himself to death. -- Gilbert Highet
This is where Wulf's people would get drunk and party for a week. All hail the Vikings, forerunners to the frat boys! (Chris) -- Sherrilyn Kenyon
When people are really drunk they have a propensity to harm themselves and others - they fall off buildings, they drive into other cars. -- Emily Yoffe
Modern morality and manners suppress all natural instincts, keep people ignorant of the facts of nature and make them fighting drunk on bogey tales. -- Aleister Crowley
I'm not raging drunk when I play. I just like to relax. Sometimes I stop and I tell people "I'm sorry, I'm really nervous". -- Chuck Mosley
People always expect you to be jumping out of a Rolls Royce and being in the papers for drunk and disorderly or sleeping around. -- Davy Jones
I cannot resist making the observation that some people use statistics as a drunk uses a lamppost - more to lean on than for illumination. -- Alfred E. Perlman
Any form of government, not just Capitalism, is whatever people who have all our money, drunk or sober, sane or insane, decide to do today. -- Kurt Vonnegut
A fuel pump is a fountain drink machine for cars. And people who want to save the environment and get drunk and run to work. -- Jarod Kintz
I don't have any interest in going out to clubs. I love people, and I love socializing, I just don't have any interest in being drunk. -- Taylor Swift
Unfortunately, a lot of people are stupid. They take drugs. They get drunk and do all the wrong things in life. I just played it straight. -- Bobby Vinton
I hate crowds of people pretending to be happy on one night of the year, where they get drunk and obnoxious by the end of the night. -- Kenny Hickey
People always want to compare their dogs to having kids. That's insulting. First of all, nobody has a dog because they were too drunk to pull out. -- Greg Giraldo
The good show is not about people fighting or getting drunk or throwing up on each other, or hating each other - it's about celebrating people's talent. -- Cat Deeley

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