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Friends don't let Jackasses drink and drive. -- Roger Ebert
Why drink and drive if I can smoke and fly? -- Bob Marley
Don't drink and drive. But if you do, call me. -- Saul
Hi, I'm Jeff Healy of the Jeff Healy band. Don't drink and drive. I don't... you're blind! -- Jeff Healey
I urge people to learn from the mistakes of others. Please drink responsibly and it's never acceptable to drink and drive! -- Kim Kardashian
Irony: While we increasingly hold people more responsible if they drink and drive, we hold women less responsible if they drink and have sex. -- Warren Farrell
The only reason Jake 'The Snake' Roberts doesn't drink and drive anymore is because he is afraid he might hit a bump and spill his drink. -- Jerry Lawler
I will never have a drink and get behind the wheel of a car. It's not illegal to drink and drive, but there becomes a certain point where it does become a crime. -- Tracey Gold
The radio ad "Hi, I'm Jeff Healey from the Jeff Healey Band. Don't drink and drive. I don't". Well, I hope you don't drive sober either Mr. Healey. You're blind for God's sake! -- George Carlin
I'm the most cynical person, and I know what that sounds like when you say, I don't drink and drive, and I don't. But I know people look at that with skepticism, and I understand. -- Tracey Gold
Are you there vodka? It's me, Chelsea. Please get me out of jail and I promise I will never drink again. Drink and drive. I will never drink and drive again. I may even start my own group fashioned after MADD, Mothers Against Drunk Driving, but I'll call it AWLTDASH, Alcoholics Who Like to Drink and Stay Home. -- Chelsea Handler
If you drink don't drive. Don't even putt. -- Dean Martin
If you drink like a fish, don't drive: swim. -- Joe E. Lewis
If you're gonna drive me crazy baby, drive me to drink. -- George Jones
Men drive off bridges and drink too much because of women like you. -- Janet Evanovich
This job will drive me to drink, and for that reason, I will be eternally grateful. -- W. C. Fields
I drive a Prius and drink $10k bottles of wine. The wine isnt on Instagram. The Prius is. -- Matt Mullenweg
I drive a hybrid, moving into an electric car. I only drink tap water, never consume food that's travelled. -- Nassim Nicholas Taleb
If you want to drink, have a drink... if you want to drive, then drive... there's nothing worse than having a smash sober... -- Bernard Manning
He don't debate he concentrate on survivin' He don't like to drive if he's been drinkin' But he'll drink while he's drivin' He's the dude -- Devin the Dude
Sleep late, have fun, get wild, drink whisky and drive fast on empty streets with nothing in mind but falling in love and not getting arrested. -- Hunter S. Thompson
Some people like to drive a Ford, not a Ferrari, and some people like to drink out of a red Solo cup, not out of a crystal stem. -- Marsha Blackburn
You can drive at 16, go to war at 18, drink at 21, and retire at 65. So who can say what age you have to be to find your true love? -- Jim James

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