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I've never met Charlie Sheen. -- Bill Hader
Charlie Sheen is who again? Denise is engaged? -- Neil Patrick Harris
In 'Wall Street,' Charlie Sheen carried that movie. -- Michael Douglas
I don't want to replace anyone, especially Charlie Sheen. -- John Stamos
If Charlie Sheen outlives me, I'm gonna be really pissed. -- Chuck Lorre
My nards aren't clean Ive been partying With Charlie Sheen -- Simon Rex
Charlie Sheen is to stand-up what Larry Flynt is to standing up. -- Jeff Ross
My husband and Charlie Sheen played Little League together. Theyve always been best friends. -- Heather Langenkamp
My husband and Charlie Sheen played Little League together. They've always been best friends. -- Heather Langenkamp
I think Jon Cryer and Charlie Sheen have a lot of chemistry between them. -- April Bowlby
How much blow can Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men. -- Jon Lovitz
I love it when celebrities fall apart, you want them to fall apart like Charlie Sheen. -- Moby
It's going to be a night of partying and heavy drinking. Or as Charlie Sheen calls it: Breakfast. -- Ricky Gervais
I've written for the last 15 years on TV shows, but now I'm doing the new Charlie Sheen program, 'Anger Management.' -- Brian Posehn
I think more airtime should be given to Donald Trump and Orly Taitz. They should run for office together. They should open for Charlie Sheen. -- Henry Rollins
I've had my Charlie Sheen moments, it was usually just at the Mars Bar on the corner of First Avenue with me and a few homeless guys. -- Moby
I have no sympathy for the people who went to Charlie Sheen's show and were disappointed. That didn't seem very organized! That guy's all over the map! -- Andy Kindler
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It was either Voltaire or Charlie Sheen who said, 'We are born alone. We live alone. We die alone. And anything in between that can give us the illusion that we're not, we cling to.' -- Gabriel Byrne
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I cannot stand the people who get wonderful starts in show business and who abuse it. Lindsay Lohan and Charlie Sheen, for example, although there are plenty of others, too. They are the most blessed people in the world, and they don't appreciate it. -- Betty White
Italian prime minister Silvio Berlusconi looks in the mirror and sees a playboy of the old school. And men such as Dominique Strauss-Kahn, Arnold Schwarzenegger, and Charlie Sheen no doubt look at Berlusconi and think, 'Role model!' Women, of course, know otherwise. They see him as an aging, pathetic buffoon. -- Graydon Carter
One of the interesting things about Twitter is looking how famous people choose to use it. Take someone like Steve Martin, who I follow: it's all sorts of comic gems, nothing private, nothing personal - all jokes. Other celebrities are overtly personal - like Charlie Sheen. I do a mix of observations and updates. -- Rob Lowe
America pays its bills. It always has. It always will. The fact that Washington is now debating whether to honor its debts and obligations, then, should come as a surprise. But playing political football with a necessary vote to raise the nation's debt ceiling has become as predictable as a Twitter rant from Charlie Sheen. -- Peter Welch
I am on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen. -- Charlie Sheen
Charlie Sheen has the potential to cause your soul to weep and forfeit -- Charlie Sheen
I am on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen. It's not available. If you try it once, you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body. -- Charlie Sheen

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