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Beware of bad Catholics. -- Saint Augustine
Catholics are born for combat. -- Pope Leo XIII
You can't trust those damn Catholics. -- Gordon Gee
In Latin America, even atheists are Catholics. -- Carlos Fuentes
And Bobby [Jindal] and I are both Catholics. -- Joe Biden
If Vulcans had a church, they'd be Catholics. -- John C. Wright
Leave it to the Catholics to destroy existence. -- Salma Hayek
Let Catholics build their own churches and works. -- Vladimir Zhirinovsky
Those Catholics, they really nab you when you're young. -- Steven Morrissey
Liberal Catholics are the worst enemies of the Church. -- Pope Pius IX
I come from a long line of staunch Irish Catholics. -- Robert Vaughn
All you god damn dirty Catholics can cath-o-lick my balls. -- Bo Burnham
Catholics don't scream about Jesus, they scream about the bishop. -- John Sandford
All the evils of the world are due to lukewarm Catholics. -- Pope Pius V
I believe people ought to mate for lifelike pigeons or Catholics. -- Woody Allen
I like talking to priests, to Catholics. Everyone has their beliefs. -- Oscar Niemeyer
I have tried to kill sectarianism, whether in Catholics or Protestants. -- James Larkin
I believe people ought to mate for life...like pigeons or Catholics. -- Woody Allen
Some men are Baptists, others Catholics. My father was an Oldsmobile man. -- Jean Shepherd
I have friends who are Roman Catholics. I have friends who are Lutherans. -- Pat Robertson
Irish Catholics are more interested in the rosary beads than in the rosary ... -- Bernadette Devlin
Catholics have guilt and Jews have guilt, fine. But mothers can trump them all. -- Diane Lane
The Catholics had been in the position of oppressors, and the Protestants of the oppressed -- Georg Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel
The Roman Catholics teach that unless you're a Roman Catholic you do not go to heaven. -- Neale Donald Walsch
As I told Piers Morgan, 'Catholics have confession, whereas Northern Irish Protestants only have interviews.' -- James Nesbitt
The Holy Father held a special place in the hearts of more than 1 billion Catholics worldwide. -- Todd Akin
Jews wait for the Lord, Protestants sing hymns to him, Catholics say mass and eat him. -- Walker Percy
I'm not an evangelical, because that means that I exclude the Catholics and main-liners, and Orthodox. -- Bill Bright
I'm very old-fashioned. I believe that people should stay married for life, like pigeons and Catholics. -- Woody Allen
At the political level, most Jews and most Catholics have accepted the liberal idea of religious freedom. -- David Novak
An ignorance of Marx is as frequent among Marxists as an ignorance of Christ is among Catholics. -- Jose Bergamin
Catholics and evangelicals need to remain allied, and in solidarity, against the increasingly aggressive secularism of our age. -- Gary Bauer
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It is precisely our job as Catholics to speak the truth as plainly and precisely as we can. -- Sargent Shriver
We are all born like Catholics, aren't we?in limbo, without religion, until some figure introduces us to God? -- Yann Martel
(and Catholics give out forgiveness at about the same rate as politicians give out promises and whores give out) -- Zadie Smith
I am deeply discouraged by Catholic Bishops who say Catholics cannot support same sex marriage in our secular culture. -- Anne Rice
Catholics are every bit as diverse as any other sort of voters out there, with conservative Democrats and moderates. -- Bob Casey, Jr.
The real ecumenical crisis today is not between Catholics and Protestants but between traditional and experimental forms of church life. -- Harvey Cox
Twenty-two martyrs were recognized, but there were many more, and not only Catholics. There were also Anglicans and some Mohammedans. -- Pope Paul VI
Catholics don't believe in divorce. We do believe in murder. There's always Confession, after all.--Brianna Fraser to Roger MacKenzie -- Diana Gabaldon
Catholics are against abortions. Catholics are against homosexuals. But, I can't think of anyone who has less abortions than homosexuals! -- George Carlin
I'm one of those cliff-hanging Catholics. I don't believe in God, but I do believe that Mary was his mother. -- Martin Sheen
I'm not a Johnny-come-lately Jew. I've been around. I watch out for the Jews; I watch out for the Catholics. -- John Catsimatidis
One never knows the ending. One has to die to know exactly what happens after death, although Catholics have their hopes. -- Alfred Hitchcock
It's amazing how much detail Catholics will go into documenting why people shouldn't do the things that they all do anyway. -- PZ Myers
Protestants do not very often disagree with what Catholics believe, but they do very often disagree with what they think Catholics believe. -- Dwight Longenecker
Catholics and Protestants are fighting with one another... while the enemy of Aryan humanity and all Christendom is laughing up his sleeve. -- Adolf Hitler
Everyone - whether it's the Jews, the Greeks, the Catholics - everybody is entitled to religious beliefs and entitled to their traditions. -- John Catsimatidis
A large psychic void is left by a loss of faith. So many Catholics have tried so many things to replace it. -- Phil Donahue
For both Protestants and Catholics, and whether or not absolute continence is demanded of the clergy, celibacy remains a blessed spiritual state. -- Meir Soloveichik
What makes a comedian has nothing to do with religion. Think of Red Skelton, Jimmy Durante, Jackie Gleason, who were all Catholics. -- Buddy Hackett
I believe in the curative powers of love as the English believe in tea or Catholics believe in the Miracle of Lourdes. -- Joyce Johnson
It's true, harm to Catholics must always be avoided, and all of us do this...but not at the price of the truth! -- Pope Francis
Two studies from the year 2000, however, indicate that Catholics give lower ratings to their clergy's ministerial activities across the board than do Protestants. -- Andrew Greeley
There's only one difference between Jews and Catholics. Jews are born with guilt, and Catholics have to go to school to learn it. -- Elayne Boosler
Like many Catholics, I was very affected by the personality of Jesus and that impression, pious as it was, has stayed with me. -- Simon Callow
I feel a little uncomfortable at being asked the sorts of questions that other Catholics in public life tend not to be asked. -- Tony Abbott
Oh, the Protestants hate the Catholics/ And the Catholics hate the Protestants/ And the Hindus hate the Muslims/ And everybody hates the Jews. -- Tom Lehrer
Why don't church leaders forbid Catholics from joining the military with the same fervor they tell Catholics to stay away from abortion clinics? -- William Blum
We'd rather have faithful Jews, Baptists or Buddhists than some of the Catholics who nearly run you over in the parking lot after Mass. -- George Patterson
We're not opposed to Catholics having pride in their church, but that doesn't mean that every church that doesn't join them isn't a church. -- Pope Shenouda III
Evangelicals have to face it (like Roman Catholics of 16th century had to): Increasingly, our version of Good News is neither news nor good. -- Samir Selmanovic
The Catholics of Maryland were the first people on the new continent to declare universal religious toleration. Let this be remembered to their eternal honor. -- Robert Green Ingersoll
Pope John Paul II not only was a powerful spiritual leader for Catholics but also a world leader of extraordinary consequence during the last quarter-century. -- Mike Ferguson
The only reason the Protestants and Catholics have given up the idea of universal domination is because they've realised they can't get away with it. -- W. H. Auden
Not all Muslims are violent, not all Catholics are violent. It is like a fruit salad; there's everything. There are violent persons of this religion. -- Pope Francis
Catholics Come Home inspires each of us to share God's love with others, in order to help change the world for the better, for eternity! -- Roma Downey
Every day Catholics prove that you can be a good Catholic and a good Democrat and have a different position from the Church on abortion. -- James Carville
I had been involved in the March on Washington in 1963. I was with friends carrying a sign, 'Protestants, Jews and Catholics for Civil Rights.' -- Doris Kearns Goodwin
I will forever stick up for Catholics and Christians in general. With a small number of very horrible exceptions, they do play by the rules. -- Penn Jillette
Some think, excuse me if I use the word, that in order to be good Catholics, we have to be like rabbits - but no. -- Pope Francis
I show how much of the wars of religion involved Catholics killing Catholics, Lutherans killing Lutherans, and Catholic-Protestant collaboration. (Page 10 The Myth of Religious Violence) -- William Cavanaugh
bike downtown, stick out tongues at the Catholics. Or form a Piss Club where we all go in the bushes and peek at each other's sex. -- Anne Sexton
It makes no difference whether they be Catholics, Orthodox, Copts or Protestants. They are Christians! Their blood is one and the same. Their blood confesses Christ. -- Pope Francis
I can't get divorced because I'm a Catholic. Catholics don't get divorced. They stay together through anger and hatred and festering misery, just like God intended. -- Lenny Clarke
The Roman Catholics must know as well as we do that 'Popery' when encouraged by government has always been dangerous to the liberties of the people. -- Lord George Gordon
There has been this belief among the Catholic community - and this - I'm no expert, this is my opinion - that cafeteria Catholics are wrong. -- Jim Gaffigan
Thus the slogan should be reversed: Catholics taught the world what music is supposed to sound like, and, more importantly, what it is supposed to mean. -- Richard Morris
It's pretty much what a lot of committed Catholics are making of [Pope Francis]. They're thrilled, they're refreshed, they think it's a breath of fresh air. -- Ralph Martin
My dad was such a bigot. He was a horrible, self-centred person. He was really racist and he'd talk about the Jews and blacks and Catholics even -- Cindy Sherman
I grew up, as reported, in a large family of Catholics without even a decent ration of tentativeness among the lot of us about our religious faith. -- William F. Buckley, Jr.
Catholics are frequently criticised because of the prominence and respect given to the Virgin Mary while simultaneously condemned for not giving enough prominence and respect to women. -- Michael Coren
My dad was such a bigot. He was a horrible, self-centred person. He was really racist and he'd talk about the Jews and blacks and Catholics even. -- Cindy Sherman
All Catholics must ask themselves what they personally have done lately to build up the holiness of the church and ensure people feel welcomed and loved in it. -- Pope Francis
He [Muffat] experienced a sense of pleasure mingled with remorse, the sort of pleasure peculiar to those Catholics whom the fear of hell spurs on to commit sin. -- Emile Zola
The Arabs have a God, the Jews have another, and the Catholics have another! And they're all fighting to maintain that they worship the one real God. Idiots! -- Alejandro Jodorowsky
The cultural contrast I saw between religions... Catholics have a lot of mediators, going through saints and Mary or whatever. Protestants in general say things to God directly. -- Robert Duvall
In the polls, over 80% support the right to die and have done for the last 25 years. Even 80% of practising Catholics and Protestants support it, plus 76% of Church Times readers. -- Polly Toynbee
I think the people can bash Catholics because they know Catholics won't kill them. Quite frankly, there's some religions out there, you bash and they're going to kill you. -- Dennis Miller
If you divide Christians into denominations, agnostics and atheists come in third, behind Catholics and Baptists. That's interesting when you contrast it with the lack of influence of nonbelievers. -- Richard Dawkins
I sincerely hope I can contribute to the progress there has been in relations between Jews and Catholics since the Second Vatican Council in a spirit of renewed collaboration. -- Pope Francis
Anti-Catholicism is the last respectable prejudice. You can't hate black people anymore, of course, and you can't hate homosexuals anymore, but you can hate all the Catholics you want. -- Tom Clancy
St. Patrick's Day is a holy day for Roman Catholics in Ireland to pray and a day for drunk people to vomit with their pants down in New Jersey. -- Margot Leitman
God has chosen, through his son Jesus Christ, this time, this place for all Christians - Protestants, Catholics and Orthodox - to save our country and save our courts. -- William H. Pryor, Jr.
I'm not sure that Jesuits ever produce faithful Catholics. Because they're too fierce. It is Sturm und Drang, and it is guilt - it is all that battlefield stuff. -- Peter Hammill
You know how the church has been hit so hard by the sexual misconduct by clergy, and what's that's done to Catholics, especially here in Boston but elsewhere as well. -- William P. Leahy
For Catholics before Vatican II, the land of the free was pre-eminently the land of Sister Says-except, of course, for Sister, for whom it was the land of Father Says -- Wilfrid Sheed
We have a pope [Francis] who's very popular among the Catholic faithful and non-Catholics, but there's no doubt he's going to continue to face resistance from conservatives inside the church. -- Sylvia Poggioli
The Lord has redeemed all of us, all of us, with the blood of Christ: all of us, not just Catholics. Everyone! 'Father, the atheists?' Even the atheists. Everyone! -- Pope Francis
Catholicism is a wide tent in terms of political and legal positions. We could have nine Catholics on the Supreme Court and a great deal of diversity toward the law. -- Cass Sunstein
For Catholics before Vatican II, the land of the free was pre-eminently the land of Sister Says-except, of course, for Sister, for whom it was the land of Father Says. -- Wilfrid Sheed
I enjoy being Jewish, but I'm an atheist... I hate fundamentalism in all its forms. Jews, Catholics, Baptists, I think they are all potty and capable of destroying the world. -- Warren Mitchell
A man of strength and wisdom, John Paul became an inspiration to generations of both Catholics and non-Catholics throughout the world by encouraging freedom, promoting peace and respecting all faiths. -- Greg Walden
I have never been brought up a Catholic - I mean, a Roman Catholic - we're all Catholics, aren't we? We're Protestant Catholics, whether we're from Methodist or Baptist or what. -- Aimee Semple McPherson
If there were a bunch of Buddhist or Hindus or Roman Catholics carrying out grotesque acts of international terror, I would expect to see their faces on the side of bus. -- Monica Crowley
It took the Church until 1832 to remove Galileo 's work from its list of books which Catholics were forbidden to read at the risk of dire punishment of their immortal souls. -- Carl Sagan
Catholics can in no way convince themselves that so enormous and unjust an in equality in the distribution of this world's goods truly conforms to the designs of the all-wise Creator. -- Pope Pius XI
I dont like Jews. Or colored folk. Or natives, now that you mention it...I bet you like Catholics. Cant stand them either. Nor women, Fabians, Socialists, homosexuals, Asians, or British. -- Herbert
I'm eradicating the word Protestant even out of my vocabulary. .. I'm protesting anything. .. it's time for Catholics and non-Catholics to come together as one in the Spirit and one in the Lord. -- Paul Crouch
Today it's something about hallucinogenic tea, but tomorrow it could be something that Roman Catholics or Southern Baptists or a number of groups need some accommodation in relation to a federal law. -- Charles Haynes
I accept that there are multitudes seeking God, seeking meaning, and so on, but if they reject atheism, I would rather they became modern-day Catholics or Jews than that they became Muslims. -- Ayaan Hirsi Ali
Hence from all we have hitherto said, it is clear beloved Catholics that we cannot approve the opinions which some [Protestants, Jews, and other heretics] comprise under the head of Americanism [freedom]. -- Pope Leo XIII
What has always puzzled me is the flexibility of God's word. For instance, Catholics can now eat meat on Fridays. And limbo has been abolished. How does this work? Who tells them? -- Simon Hoggart
For faithful Catholics, communion is not just a nice ritual: It is the body and blood of Jesus Christ, and the ultimate sign of our willingness to be incorporated into the church. -- Maggie Gallagher
I believe that the interior life is the same for all of us. And because they're steeped in faith, Irish-American Catholics are a people who have a language for the examined life. -- Alice McDermott
I'm very interested in the history of Christianity, and what I can say for sure is that the Catholics and the Jesuits and stuff were very big on teaching and on learning. -- Ben Mendelsohn
This is not even Bill Clinton's Democrat Party, anymore. This party, the Democrat Party of today, is so off the rails and so radical that Christians and Catholics are leaving the Democrat Party. -- Rush Limbaugh
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Twenty years after the death of Luther there were more Catholics than when he was born. And twenty years after the death of Voltaire there were millions less than when he was born. -- Robert Green Ingersoll

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