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It was raining cats and dogs, and I fell in a poodle. -- Charles A. Murray
Dogs and cats get put to sleep; hogs and cows get slaughtered. -- George Carlin
Be able to identify the most common breeds of dogs and cats on sight. -- Marilyn vos Savant
I care not much for a man's religion whose dog and cat are not the better for it. -- Abraham Lincoln
It's funny how dogs and cats know the inside of folks better than other folks do, isn't it? -- Eleanor Porter
The purpose of a liberal arts education is to learn that a person can like both cats and dogs. -- Marva Collins
Why may we not be in the universe, as our dogs and cats are in our drawingrooms and libraries? -- William James
Older people exude bundles of sexuality. Older men and women tend not run around like cats and dogs in heat. -- Jacqueline Bisset
What I used to do between writing fits was feed my kids, ride my horse and go shopping for cat and dog food. -- Anne McCaffrey
Personally, I would not give a fig for any man's religion whose horse, cat and dog do not feel its benefits. Life in any form is our perpetual responsibility. -- S. Parkes Cadman
I've been very successful doing voices in movies. I did Olive, the Other Reindeer, with Drew Barrymore, and I did Cats and Dogs. My children came to some of the sessions. -- Joe Pantoliano
I'm not sure that love and like aren't like cats and dogs: One can't grow up to be the other, but they can be taught to live under the same roof. -- E. L. Konigsburg
We may be in the Universe as dogs and cats are in our libraries, seeing the books and hearing the conversation, but having no inkling of the meaning of it all. -- William James
Because dogs and cats still live in the original state of connectedness with Being, they can help us regain it. When we do so, however, that original state deepens and turns into awareness. -- Eckhart Tolle
Whatever its other limitations, the Big Apple and those who live there make room for their dogs and cats, take good care of them and abide by the rules made necessary by a huge population. -- Nick Clooney
My husband and I are best of friends first and foremost. We fight like cats and dogs, but never stay mad for long. I was lucky to find him, he is in every way, my soulmate. -- Carnie Wilson
The brain upon which my experiences have been written is not a particularly good one. If their were brain-shows, as there are cat and dog shows, I doubt if it would get even a third class prize. -- H. G. Wells
It rained cats and dogs non-stop at this wedding. Later during the reception, the rain stopped as the sun was setting, and the sky turned pink. The bride later said that this picture made the rainy day totally worth it! -- Julie Roberts
My mother early on taught us to respect all animals, and I mean all animals - not just cats and dogs but rats and snakes and spiders and fish and wildlife, so I really grew up believing they are just like us and just as deserving of consideration. -- Joanna Lumley
I think William Shakespeare was the wisest human being I ever heard of. To be perfectly frank, though, that's not saying much. We are impossibly conceited animals, and actually dumb as heck. Ask any teacher. You don't even have to ask a teacher. Ask anybody. Dogs and cats are smarter than we are. -- Kurt Vonnegut
Those who die, merely suffering the woes of life like cats and dogs, are they human beings? The worthy are those who, even when agitated by the sharp interaction of pleasure and pain, are discriminating and, knowing them to be of an evanescent nature, become passionately devoted to the Atman. This is all the difference between human beings and animals. -- Swami Vivekananda
Once people spend time with farm animals in a loving way ... a pig or cow or a little chicken or a turkey, they might find they relate with them the same way they relate with dogs and cats. People don't really think of them that way because they're on the plate. Why should they be food when other animals are pets? I would never eat my doggies. -- Alicia Silverstone
There are dog people and cat people. -- Holly Black
I'm more a dog person than a cat person. -- Quentin S. Crisp
No use in taking a cat's opinion of a dog. -- Lucy Maud Montgomery
The cat will mew, and dog will have his day. -- William Shakespeare
No means everything to a dog, nothing to a cat. -- Leonore Fleischer
Even the stupidest cat seems to know more than any dog. -- Eleanor Clark
The final war will be between Pavlov's dog and Schoedinger's Cat. -- Robert Anton Wilson
The dog is a peasant and the cat is a gentleman. -- H. P. Lovecraft
We have a saying in France. A dog doesn't make a cat. -- Yannick Noah
A dog will flatter you but you have to flatter the cat. -- George Mikes
The only thing better than the world's cutest cat is any dog. -- Daniel Tosh
Almost everybody can be imagined as either a cat or a dog. -- F. Scott Fitzgerald
Euthanasia is the kindest gift to a dog or cat unwanted and unloved. -- Ingrid Newkirk
The cat is a character of being, the dog, a character of doing. -- Michael J. Rosen
Your dog thinks you're a god. Your cat thinks the dog's an asshole. -- George Carlin
Did you know that Dog Heaven and Cat Hell were the same place? -- Dana Gould
Again I must remind you that a dog's a dog-a cat's a cat. -- T. S. Eliot
A dog, I have always said, is prose; a cat is a poem. -- Jean Burden
If't were not for my cat and dog, I think I could not live. -- Ebenezer Elliott
So first, your memory I'll jog, And say: A CAT IS NOT A DOG -- T. S. Eliot
Imagination needs food like every dog and every cat and every bird and every fish. -- Amos Oz
Meow says the cat ,quack says the duck , Bow wow wow says the dog ! Grrrr! -- Charles Dickens
Whiskers of the cat, Webbed toes on my swimming dog; God is in the details. -- Dean Koontz
I have a rescue dog named Fideo, which means 'noodle' in Spanish, and a cat named Hutch. -- Ana Ortiz
I love both the way a dog looks up to me and a cat condescends to me. -- Gladys Taber
Socks is the White House cat. But did you know there is also a White House dog? -- Rush Limbaugh
There really is no ethical difference between eating a cat or a chicken, a dog or a pig. -- Steve-O
It was so cold today that I saw a dog chasing a cat, and the dog was walking. -- Mickey Rivers
I'm actually more of a cat guy than a dog person because I travel so much. I love cats. -- Tim Allen
The snake, the rat, the cat, the dog... How you gonna see 'em if you livin' in the fog? -- DMX
It often happens that a man is more humanely related to a cat or dog than to any human being. -- Henry David Thoreau
You can keep a dog: but it is the cat who keeps people, because cats find humans useful domestic animals. -- George Mikes
A dog is like a liberal. He wants to please everybody. A cat really doesn't need to know that everybody loves him. -- William Kunstler
My sister wanted a cat for a pet... I wanted a dog, so they bought a cat and taught it to bark. -- Chic Murray
My idea of absolute happiness is to be in bed on a rainy day, with my blankie, my cat, and my dog. -- Anne Lamott
I think it's really good for a family or children to have a dog, cat, bird or whatever to grow up with. -- Hayao Miyazaki
Every factory-farmed animal is, as a practice, treated in ways that would be illegal if it were a dog or a cat. -- Jonathan Safran Foer
If I had my personal view, perhaps that might take hold. In fact, I don't want to see another dog or cat born. -- Wayne Pacelle
Compassion is essential for any type of relationship between anybody - human to human, human to dog, human to cat, human to bird. -- Sharon Gannon
A dog doesn't want very much and is happy with that. A cat doesn't know what he wants and wants more of it. -- Mills Lane
A cat, after being scolded, goes about its business. A dog slinks off into a corner and pretends to be doing a serious self-reappraisal. -- Robert Breault
Catch a dog in your favorite chair, and he slinks away abashed. The cat will pretend incomprehension; surely you must know it's her chair? -- Leonore Fleischer
I am not a cat man, but a dog man, and all felines can tell this at a glance - a sharp, vindictive glance. -- James Thurber
While you might see a cat on a hot tin roof, a dog on a hot tin roof would be yowling its head off. -- Bruce Fogle
If you have a dog or a cat, you know how developed they can be. How sensitive, how aware. They suffer. We all do. -- Lily Tomlin
Having a dog or cat will open your heart. Reading a book will open your mind. Having both a pet and a book... absolute heaven. -- Mark Rubinstein
You really can't take a cat and turn it into a dog, or try and get lemons off an apple tree, or what have you. -- Diane Lane
As a career, the business of an orthodox preacher is about as successful as that of a celluloid dog chasing an asbestos cat through hell. -- Elbert Hubbard
Somewhere around the place I've got an unfinished short story about Schrodinger's Dog; it was mostly moaning about all the attention the cat was getting. -- Terry Pratchett
I have a dog as well, and I'm not a vegan or anything. But I needlepoint and I have a cat, so it's not boding well. -- Emmy Rossum
Chickens are interesting individuals who have as much right not to be cooked and eaten as a dog or a cat or even a human being. -- Bruce Friedrich
The cat, which is a solitary beast, is single minded and goes its way alone, but, the dog, like his master, is confused in his mind. -- H. G. Wells
Everyone should have two or three hives of bees. Bees are easier to keep than a dog or a cat. They are more interesting than gerbils. -- Samuel Taylor Coleridge
An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. -- Francois Truffaut
If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. -- Mark Twain
Always remember, a cat looks down on man, a dog looks up to man, but a pig will look man right in the eye and see his equal. -- Winston Churchill
Cats aren't cooperative in the same way that other animals are. You can train a dog to act, but you can't train a cat in the same way. -- Michael Showalter
If you treat your feelings with as much love as you treat your dog or your cat or your child you'll feel as if you were living in heaven. -- Geneen Roth

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