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I want to be the white man's brother, not his brother-in-law. -- Martin Luther King, Jr.
Being a son, brother, uncle and brother-in-law is all I care about. -- Chris Burke
My children have no prejudices at all. My own brother-in-law is Jewish! -- Dorothy Kilgallen
When my brother-in-law, BIll Clinton, was elected, he had gay friends. That was a coming out. -- Kate Clinton
My father's a firefighter. He was my whole life. And my brother-in-law and several family members are firefighters. -- Brad Paisley
My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself. -- Henny Youngman
My fiancee's brother-in-law was recently paralysed in an accident and it really brought home the fact that thousands of young people live with spinal injuries. It's an issue I wish had more coverage. -- Gary Lineker
I'm excited to join my brother-in-law Ken Thomson every Tuesday night on SiriusXM to recap all of the awesome NFL action, and to find out what in the Wylde world of sports is going on. -- Zakk Wylde
I like Barack Obama as a person. He's articulate, he knows sports, his brother-in-law's a coach. He always has the athletes to the White House. But I don't know about some of his policies and some of these people in Congress. -- Pete Rose
A 527 doesn't have a wife. It doesn't have a brother-in-law who knows a lot about politics, or a union president who calls and doesn't like the color of the suit, or bimbo eruptions. It's the perfect candidate, because it has no personal characteristics. -- Roger Stone
You know, my Grandpop Finnegan used to have an expression: he used to say, 'Joey, the guy in Olyphant's out of work, it's an economic slowdown. When your brother-in-law's out of work, it's a recession. When you're out of work, it's a depression.' -- Joe Biden
We're a Muslim family, but we're also very cultured and we have a mixture of different religions. For example, my brother-in-law is Catholic, and my sister converted and my nephews are baptized. I have an uncle who just graduated and currently he's a priest. -- Rima Fakih
It's a bit startling to achieve global recognition before the age of 30 on account of your sister, your brother-in-law and your bottom. One day I might be able to make sense of this. In the meantime I think it's fair to say that it has its upside and its downside. -- Pippa Middleton
Most people are motivated by the economy. And if you've lost your job, lost your mortgage, lost your 401(k), you're angry. And if your brother-in-law has lost one of those you're angry still. And when you're angry you take it out on people who are in office. Which is natural. -- Ed Rendell
In 1995, we had evidence of the brother-in-law of Osama bin Laden being in the Philippines, living in the Philippines. We had evidence of front organizations set up in the Philippines. And we uncovered evidence about, which would help the U.S. with - about the perpetuators of the World Trade Center bombing. -- Gloria Macapagal Arroyo
I've said before, the number one thing that we have to work on is protecting the gay community from sharia law. Now, in the United States, it's probably not a big issue right now, but my brother-in-law is gay, and his partner and I would like them to be able to travel any place in the world without them risking harm. -- Foster Friess
He's my father married to my sister. That makes me his son and his brother-in-law. That is such a moral transgression... I cannot see him. I cannot have a relationship with my father and be morally consistent. I lived with all these adopted children, so they are my family. To say Soon-Yi was not my sister is an insult to all adopted children. -- Ronan Farrow
I feel blessed that I haven't seen or felt real pain to be immune to it. But I am dreading the time it comes. I feel blessed to have everything going fine. My parents' health is good, my brothers are well-settled, I have a great brother-in-law and my own career is doing fine. I hope and pray that I am fit and fine always. -- Salman Khan
I didn't want to be the archetypal sponging brother-in-law, so I didn't go into acting when I got to the States. I thought, 'No, I'll go to school and then I'll be an English teacher; that'll be fun.' But I was horrible as a teacher. As hard as I tried, I just couldn't inspire those kids to take an interest in Milton and Shakespeare and Donne. -- John Mahoney
My sister-in-law found a real surprise in her stockings - my brother. -- Milton Berle
Happy Father's Day -- or as they call it in my family, happy brother-in-law's day. -- Ronan Farrow
My brother-in-law wrote an unusual murder story. The victim got killed by a man from another book. -- Robert Sylvester
My brother-in-law had to give up his last job because of illness. His boss became sick of him. -- Henny Youngman
Neurotic means he is not as sensible as I am, and psychotic means he's even worse than my brother-in-law. -- Karl A. Menninger
I'm so much more than just Angelina [Jolie's] brother. I'm also Jon Voight's son and Billy Bob Thorton's brother-in-law. -- James Haven
Your relationship with your sister-in-law is hingeing on your brother's - or your sister-in-law's - ability to keep that relationship together. -- Justin Hartley
It's a bit startling to achieve global recognition before the age of 30 on account of your sister, your brother-in-law and your bottom. -- Pippa Middleton
In America, you break law. In Soviet Russia, law breaks you! In America, you watch Big Brother. In Soviet Russia, Big Brother watch you! -- Yakov Smirnoff
I was in fashion school, my brother has a law background, and my sister-in-law had worked in production, but none of us had a proper fashion business education. -- Alexander Wang
Galen!" The crown princess flung herself into her husband's arms with a glad cry. The other princesses shrieked and threw themselves at their brother-in-law only a moment later. -- Jessica Day George

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